Shit
- Thread starter Bandwagon
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Oblio
Utah
- 11,715
- 25,620
Hateyou
Not Great, Not Terrible
- 16,652
- 43,325
Farts never get old. I send this to my boss now when I want to tell him how well a meeting went or something.
Fucker
Log Wizard
- 12,655
- 28,784
I hate farts. Mine linger and lurk around the room looking for a victim.
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
- 24,276
- 65,281
Underneath the bridge
Butt has sprung a leak
And the animals I've et
Have all become my stink
And I'm off-gassing flesh
And drippings from low fiber
It's not preferable to eat fish
Cause my wife overlooks the fuckers
Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Butt has sprung a leak
And the animals I've et
Have all become my stink
And I'm off-gassing flesh
And drippings from low fiber
It's not preferable to eat fish
Cause my wife overlooks the fuckers
Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way
Mmm-mmm
Something in the way, yeah
Mmm-mmm
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
- 24,276
- 65,281
Once in a blue moon,
A shit shiver rolls down my spine,
Nature's needle and spoon,
Makes me feel just fine,
I shit and I ponder,
Degenerate anal recreation,
Do I continue to squander,
Chances for anal occupation,
Or be this Lucifer's temptation,
An uncommon shitting Nirvana,
Encouraging participation,
In
Foler
's "Vacation" to Botswana
A shit shiver rolls down my spine,
Nature's needle and spoon,
Makes me feel just fine,
I shit and I ponder,
Degenerate anal recreation,
Do I continue to squander,
Chances for anal occupation,
Or be this Lucifer's temptation,
An uncommon shitting Nirvana,
Encouraging participation,
In
Foler
's "Vacation" to Botswana- 1
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- 1
Bandwagon
Kolohe
- 24,276
- 65,281
If people are going to keep scheduling back to back to back to back conference calls and dragging me into them, I'm going to cut a hole into my office chair and start taking shits right in the middle of the 9am calls. I'm going to look right at the fucking camera the whole time, too.
- 1
Moglyzoke Moogleman
This Site Sucks Hairy Asshole
- 614
- 482
Do you withold shits on Saturday / Sunday to assault the work toilet on Monday? Cuz I do.
- 1
- 17,716
- 8,757
Fogel
Mr. Poopybutthole
- 13,146
- 52,084
