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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
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Tmac
Adventurer
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Skewered Caprese,
I'm a fancy lad,
Port wine cheese-y
This redneck ain't half bad,
Strawberries and cream,
Overachiever dad.
A pair of moms,
Content on their annum,
Though gut bombs,
Can't thrive on this phantom...
Nude & subdued Finger food, unbrewed and unchewed. Give this dude a rude, screwed & stewed steer, drizzled in beer, elephant ear and and roadkill deer. I need a medium rare corpse, of course, this fucking basil and tomatoe doesn't even need a fork.
I'm a fancy lad,
Port wine cheese-y
This redneck ain't half bad,
Strawberries and cream,
Overachiever dad.
A pair of moms,
Content on their annum,
Though gut bombs,
Can't thrive on this phantom...
Nude & subdued Finger food, unbrewed and unchewed. Give this dude a rude, screwed & stewed steer, drizzled in beer, elephant ear and and roadkill deer. I need a medium rare corpse, of course, this fucking basil and tomatoe doesn't even need a fork.
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Izo
Tranny Chaser
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Age dulls a man's memory,
The daily shits blend together,
Another shit, another bathroom,
Same old pooetry thread.
Cheesy blasters.
Instinctual reach towards the bidet control.
Wrong bathroom. A bathroom sans bidet.
Today, I shit like Viking.
Sub-par butthole cleanliness.
I have a lot of PTO...
The daily shits blend together,
Another shit, another bathroom,
Same old pooetry thread.
Cheesy blasters.
Instinctual reach towards the bidet control.
Wrong bathroom. A bathroom sans bidet.
Today, I shit like Viking.
Sub-par butthole cleanliness.
I have a lot of PTO...
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chthonic-anemos
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Shitting while sweaty sucks. I hate it, unless I'm doing it right before getting in the shower. When I get back to the office after a hot & sweaty day in the field, I know that if I go take a crap I'm going to feel dirty the rest of the day until I get home and get in the shower.
My professional/career goals all revolve around me getting into a position that includes a private bathroom with a bidet and shower. Then, I'd just live at the office.
My professional/career goals all revolve around me getting into a position that includes a private bathroom with a bidet and shower. Then, I'd just live at the office.
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chthonic-anemos
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just finished off a tub of egg & potato salad that was left open on the counter overnight
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Gutterflesh
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I’m not much into poop itself but I do appreciate quality time on the shitter.
Best toilet in our office is the top floor cripple stall. It even has mood lighting.
I reserve this mother fucker everyday like it’s a conference room.
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