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DickTrickle

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Bandwagon said:
I'm clenching at my desk to try and squeeze this one into a no-wipe diamond. Will report back on progress in ~2 hours.
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I've had a bunch of those lately. Really feel like everything in life, all the trials and tribulations, have led up to this delivery of repeated perfection. Life is great.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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I've felt things you people wouldn't believe. Ass cheeks on fire off the shoulder of the seat. I watched blood soak the toilet-paper floating in the bowl. All those moments will forever remain, like the anal tears in my ass. Time to clench.
 
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a_skeleton_05

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Pain? You don't know what pain is!
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Fuck Cancer
 
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Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Waited all day to shit. Quarter past four and my stomach feels like a pot simmering tapioca. Waddle upstairs to unleash hell; office is completely empty because it's friday and the boss is gone.

Pure bliss.
 
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Bandwagon

Bandwagon

Kolohe
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Whew lads, I'm about halfway through a real gut drainer and all I could think about was coming here to tell all of you.
 
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DickTrickle

DickTrickle

Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Vanquish your foe or die trying and ascend into the halls of Valhalla
 
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iannis

iannis

Musty Nester
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Feed him less canned food. Cats ain't supposed to have wet shit.

Kibble is good for their teeth and good for their gut!
 
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Foler

Asshat Foler

2024 FoH Asshat
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Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Foler said:
That shit pick is like 3 months old from when i first got him and switched his food. So stop giving me
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In for a penny, in for a pound. Post vid of your cats current poops, Sir. Clearly these gentlemen would like to assess the evidence.
 
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Hateyou

Hateyou

Not Great, Not Terrible
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I really like spicy food, jalapeños, habanero, etc. Anyone else who does understands the next day usually sucks. Why is spicy the only flavor your butthole can taste? Someone should do something to fix this.
 
Izo

Izo

Tranny Chaser
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Hateyou said:
I really like spicy food, jalapeños, habanero, etc. Anyone else who does understands the next day usually sucks. Why is spicy the only flavor your butthole can taste? Someone should do something to fix this.
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Try sitting on your food instead, might taste better in your mouth in the morning.
 
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Foler

Asshat Foler

2024 FoH Asshat
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Izo said:
In for a penny, in for a pound. Post vid of your cats current poops, Sir. Clearly these gentlemen would like to assess the evidence.
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Sorry I'll only fedex overnight samples.
 
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