Future foreman right there. I still name people shit like that in my head at work, at least the short term twerps. Not worth remembering their actual names. I've worked with many Poopoo and Peepee Heads over the years.
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pharmakos
soʞɐɯɹɐɥd
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Body has adjusted, and metamucil is life
Morning shits are now fucking massive
One easy flow, barely need to wipe
Fears of one flush not enough however grow
Morning shits are now fucking massive
One easy flow, barely need to wipe
Fears of one flush not enough however grow
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Kolohe
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Look
If you had
One shot
And two india pale ales
And all of the pasta you ever wanted
In one evening
Would you contain it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's splashes on the seat already, wife's spaghetti
He's straining, coworkers outside the door aren't ready
For dropped bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
To courtesy flush
If you had
One shot
And two india pale ales
And all of the pasta you ever wanted
In one evening
Would you contain it
Or just let it slip?
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's splashes on the seat already, wife's spaghetti
He's straining, coworkers outside the door aren't ready
For dropped bombs, but he keeps on forgettin'
To courtesy flush
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If you don't literally start a travelling blues band singing these out every night I'll be very disappointed.
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DickTrickle
Definitely NOT Furor Planedefiler
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Xerge
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I thought this was the thread about the german website that mails elephant shit Dienst | SchenkScheisse ???
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That's awesome. Totes needed some good fire starter for next camping season. Thanks!
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Kolohe
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Nothing rhymes with Chimichanga,
Jimmy Hoffa, Chintzy Manga
Phone a friend, on the shitter
Help to lend, need a heavy hitter,
Tuco
Tuco
, taco eater,
Rhyme my chimi, lil' dick beater,
Lanx
and
Synj
, you saucy bastards,
Drop the minge and rap an ass blaster.
I lost the plot before poopin' was through,
Time to wipe, so I'll pass the torch to you.
Jimmy Hoffa, Chintzy Manga
Phone a friend, on the shitter
Help to lend, need a heavy hitter,
Tuco
Tuco
, taco eater, Rhyme my chimi, lil' dick beater,
Lanx
and
Synj
, you saucy bastards, Drop the minge and rap an ass blaster.
I lost the plot before poopin' was through,
Time to wipe, so I'll pass the torch to you.
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Kolohe
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Prostate, prostate, wearing on my mental state
Got a mate, call it fate, but she don't hesitate,
Like I do.
Like I do.
Like I do.
Both types of shitters residin' in this house,
One speed dumps, other plays cat & mouse,
Shamless crappers givin' me runs,
But daddy is the fart master and he's bring out the heavy guns.
Got a mate, call it fate, but she don't hesitate,
Like I do.
Like I do.
Like I do.
Both types of shitters residin' in this house,
One speed dumps, other plays cat & mouse,
Shamless crappers givin' me runs,
But daddy is the fart master and he's bring out the heavy guns.
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Kolohe
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There's somethin' happenin' here
But what it is ain't exactly clear
There's an empty bottle over there
A-tellin' me I got to beware
I think it's time I stop
and-a drop my drawers
preemptively shit and-a save my floors
There's battle lines being drawn
wife says my shits takin' too long
takes some time, to make it rhyme
A-gettin' so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop
Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
What a field day for the meat (ooh-ooh-ooh)
this one coming out with a beat (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Singin' songs and giving me a scare(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Makes me say "hey, how come there's hair?" (ooh-ooh-ooh)
It's time we stop
Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
What if this happens while I'm asleep?
But what it is ain't exactly clear
There's an empty bottle over there
A-tellin' me I got to beware
I think it's time I stop
and-a drop my drawers
preemptively shit and-a save my floors
There's battle lines being drawn
wife says my shits takin' too long
takes some time, to make it rhyme
A-gettin' so much resistance from behind
I think it's time we stop
Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
What a field day for the meat (ooh-ooh-ooh)
this one coming out with a beat (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Singin' songs and giving me a scare(ooh-ooh-ooh)
Makes me say "hey, how come there's hair?" (ooh-ooh-ooh)
It's time we stop
Hey, what's that sound?
Everybody look what's going down
Paranoia strikes deep
What if this happens while I'm asleep?
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Bandwagon
Kolohe
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Public hairs under toilet seat
Piss is pooling around my tired feet
But I won't take someone else's fall
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall
Monday, shitty Monday
Monday, shitty Monday
Monday, shitty Monday, Monday, shitty Monday (alright)
Piss is pooling around my tired feet
But I won't take someone else's fall
It puts my back up
Puts my back up against the wall
Monday, shitty Monday
Monday, shitty Monday
Monday, shitty Monday, Monday, shitty Monday (alright)
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