Show Me Your Keychain

  • Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!



    Go here and give us your nominations!
    Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!

lurkingdirk

AssHat Taint
<Medals Crew>
47,709
222,688
The next question is how many of you carry a pocket knife? If you don't WTF? Were you raised by a single mom?

View attachment 64908

That is the exact pocket knife I carry. I like how easy it is to open one handed. Also, I let my wife open my beers for me.



It's something with the yeast, actually. Isn't it the bladder?

I believe it is your vagina.
 
  • 1Jew
  • 1Solidarity
Reactions: 1 users

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
28,486
44,937
I'll be impressed when she can open a pop-top bottle.
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user

SorrowsEnd

Trakanon Raider
1,477
816
I went with a minimalist setup a few years ago and haven't looked back.

Pocket knife, flashlight, wallet, and keys.

IMG_0156.JPG
 
  • 1Jew
  • 1Hodjing
  • 1Blown
Reactions: 2 users

SorrowsEnd

Trakanon Raider
1,477
816
SorrowsEnd SorrowsEnd What wallet is that?

It is called a Knox Base wallet.

I found it on kickstarter a few years back. It was much cheaper than the more popular ridge wallet without all the extra crap to get snagged on my pants pockets. I carry 5 cards and half a dozen bills at any given time.
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user

AladainAF

Best Rabbit
<Gold Donor>
12,941
31,083
you lose one, you lose both.

At first I was thinking your comment made sense. I don't keep my car and house keys on the same key*ring* but I do keep them on the same key chain. I can detach the key ring, if necessary, between my car keys and my other keys in case I want to keep the car running while I check the mail or something. But when you say you lose one you lose both, sorry that makes zero sense. I'm 40 years old and I've never lost a keychain in my life.
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
28,486
44,937
haat has inspired me. I have gone full minimalist.

0EHjJz3.jpg
 
  • 8Like
  • 3Worf
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 13 users

LulzSect

Well-Known Memer
<Banned>
2,714
3,282
0

Hiren's BootCD USB
Mom & Dad's
Loft Apt & Mailbox
*Work HID card in wallet
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user

Lejina

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
<Bronze Donator>
4,722
12,368
I have my keys broken down by function: car, motorcycle, house and work. Depending where I'm going to, I'll grab the ring(s) I need. At work I have 3 rings on the carabiner clipped to my belt along with the flashlight and gerber. Otherwise I just put the two rings I'm using in my pocket along with the knife.

20161016_160440.jpg
 
  • 1Jew
Reactions: 1 user