So, I'm dying...

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Gamma Rays

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That was a film wasn't it . . . Fanboys.

Had a bunch of guys trying to get their dying friend to see Star Wars, but it was made for Phantom Menace. Which robbed a ton of appeal out of it.

In truth though, an idea I can think of is that Media reviewers do get a Blu-Ray ( I think - or a good quality media file on a portable hard drive) of the film to watch. If you know of anyone with contacts in the media, they might be able to arrange for you to get one of these "on the hush-hush". That way you can see a good quality version at home.
 

Hekotat

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That was a film wasn't it . . . Fanboys.

Had a bunch of guys trying to get their dying friend to see Star Wars, but it was made for Phantom Menace. Which robbed a ton of appeal out of it.

In truth though, an idea I can think of is that Media reviewers do get a Blu-Ray ( I think - or a good quality media file on a portable hard drive) of the film to watch. If you know of anyone with contacts in the media, they might be able to arrange for you to get one of these "on the hush-hush". That way you can see a good quality version at home.
Maybe it was a prophecy...


We used to have a few members back on FoH that had close ties to the movie industry, any of them still around? If you're a lurker you don't have to come out to the spotlight but you can PM Bisi, AMOD or whomever was in contact with Gravy with the info. OR, one you rich motherfuckers donating 10k to Pantheon can rent out a theater for Gravy instead, that would be a way more baller move. I would guarantee it would rock more.
 

edko

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You dicks that don't follow should know that Gravy made the finals for one of our Fantasy Football leagues. To think that a Chiefs fan knows a goddamn thing about football other than what to cook outside the stadium is mind blowing. In any case, don't fuck it up, Gravy. 2nd place is still mocked on this forum, regardless of personal issues.
 
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Gravy

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All this really isn't necessary. I appreciate the sentiment, however. I live in the sticks and have to use wi-fi for internet, there are no land lines out here.

I'm really just focused on holding my shit together to get through Christmas. And maybe New Year's. The last few days have been incredibly difficult, and really the last thing on my mind is Star Wars. I've totally lost any nerd credit I've ever had, haven't I?
 
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Gravy

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You dicks that don't follow should know that Gravy made the finals for one of our Fantasy Football leagues. To think that a Chiefs fan knows a goddamn thing about football other than what to cook outside the stadium is mind blowing. In any case, don't fuck it up, Gravy. 2nd place is still mocked on this forum, regardless of personal issues.
And rightly so. It breaks my heart that a damn 49'ers fan is going to beat me.
 
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Falstaff

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You haven't lost any nerd credit. I'm sure half the people who post here would get a hard on if they could spoil it for you.
 

Oblio

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Gravy - every time I see you post I smile, glad to see you are still with us! I hope this your best Christmas ever, though I am sure it is bitter sweet. I hope you are feeling as good as possible and I wish you lots of Belly Laughs with your friends and family over the Holidays.

Happy Everything and All the Best!

From my family to yours
 
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Gravy

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Gravy - every time I see you post I smile, glad to see you are still with us! I hope this your best Christmas ever, though I am sure it is bitter sweet. I hope you are feeling as good as possible and I wish you lots of Belly Laughs with your friends and family over the Holidays.
I really appreciate this, Oblio. It's hard to believe my cardiologist gave me almost zero chance of coming off the table alive, and gave me three days tops. It's been over a month now, and I was able to celebrate Thanksgiving with family, and hopefully Christmas this year. That was some serious bonus time I hadn't counted on having.
 
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Xarpolis

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Have you tried some of the various illegal drugs, just to experience them? I mean, now would be an awesome time to see what Heroin is like.
I know that's on my game plan. If I'm ever quickly dying from something or maybe 80+ years old, I'll start trying all of the substances I've shied away from in my youth. I mean, why not, right?
 

Izo

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Maybe The Megan Fox of Ohio can come visit you, play some WoW, shoot up and give you a heart rate friendly hand job.
 

moonarchia

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Maybe The Megan Fox of Ohio can come visit you, play some WoW, shoot up and give you a heart rate friendly hand job.
That would be taking one for the away team.

Also do what Xarpolis said. Maybe not heroin as living with withdrawals for the last part of your life would be shitty. But weed, mushrooms, lsd, etc.
 

Gravy

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I smoked way too much weed in the past (chronic daily), it's probably contributed to my current situation. I would like to take Ecstasy once, but that might be on the last day, no sure how it effects a person, just always sounded fun.

As far as opioids go, I've got enough to keep that ho in X-boxes for quite awhile.
 
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Picasso3

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Man do you actually feel like doing anything? star wars and doing ecstasy seems so inconsequential and I'm just thinking i would be in a daze hopefully sharing some memories or something and i damn sure wouldn't want to be high on x licking a bedpan as my final act.
 

Alex

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I have three drugs on my "never do" list. Meth, crack, heroin. I guess there's that homemade shit too but I ain't no teenager. If I was on my death bed and knew it was about to go down, I absolutely would want to try heroin to see what the fuss is all about. I've never used a drug that's been so good it's been worth ruining my life over. Kinda want to see what that effect is like.