So, I'm dying...

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Kriptini

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Drakain_sl said:
It sounds sappy, and maybe it would be hard for closure, but what about a voice recording? Something she can play at a low moment to remind her how much you love her. My wife is my best friend, and if I never got to hear her voice again I'd be crushed. I don't have the faintest idea what to say, but it's just the first thing that popped into my head.
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Running with this, why don't you try singing? Like, record your voice singing a song. It'll be even better if you're the type of person that never sings, right?
 
Gravy

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I really do appreciate that, Erronius. Seriously. But I've found that BBQ really fucks up my sodium, and that sucks. Chinese food, too.

Krip, even I don't want to hear myself sing.
 
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Lanx

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Gravy_sl said:
But I've found that BBQ really fucks up my sodium, and that sucks. Chinese food, too.
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Gravy-San, my peaples, so sowie
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Soygen

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Gravy, I can give you some low-sodium Soy-sauce. <3
 
Soygen

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There's no bleach in my Soy-sauce. It's pure, right from the tap.
 
Hoss

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Oblio_sl said:
Thanks for the update Gravy, enjoy your time with your brother!

I meant to ask you can we send you a Strip-O-Gram? Or would that be too much excitement for your heart? You did mention going out on your own terms...death by stripper would be at the top of my list :p
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If you do, make sure it's a hot stripper. I've been burned too many times ordering strippers sight unseen.

Gravy_sl said:
True. Maybe tomorrow, I'll try anything once.

Serious question: What does a dying guy get/buy for his wife for Christmas? I'm accepting answers from the Brain Trust at RR.
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I'm going to assume she already had a mold of your dick. Other than that, setting up the recurring gift thing sounds pretty cool. But I wonder how hard it would be on her in a year or in a few years (if you do it annually). I guess that would be the reason to entrust it to a close friend, so they could stop if it was tearing her up.

Yeah, for a gift that epic, we need to know a lot more about you. Like how did you guys meet, what sort of inside jokes do you have, etc. If it were me, I'd find someway to work in the first thing she ever said to me, "You amuse me".
 
Hekotat

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I knew it was a real thing, just making jokes off your jokes.

Maybe we should all send Gravy cock molds, nothing says we care like cock molds am I right?
 
Gravy

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Just to clarify: molds from which to make replicas of my cock, not the mold from Soygen's cock?
 
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Regime

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Gravy,

The day we win the super bowl I'm going to reenact this scene and yell Gravy.




I'm also dead Serious and will record.
 
Hoss

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Izo_sl said:
Is is cheaper for those with a really small peniz?
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After a fashion. I assume you'll get to make 2, whereas I would have to buy 2 kits in order to get my balls and everything. Or maybe you can include more of your torso in yours. Not 100% sure. For as long as the wife and I have been talking about it, I'm kind of surprised we haven't done it yet.
 
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