So, I'm dying...

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Gravy

Gravy

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They are here delivering a hospital bed today and a commode. Feels.

Even on oxygen, I'm having a hard time just walking to the bathroom. At least I can still type droll shit on ReRolled.
 
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Xarpolis

Xarpolis

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Ugh, that sucks. I'm sorry that you're so exhausted. And you aren't able to use a proper restroom easily. That sucks worse.
 
Gravy

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Just for reference's sake if you happen to be in this situation, don't refer to the hospital bed as the "Death Bed" to the wife or friends.

I'm one of those guys that will have something smartass to say as my last words, and sometimes gallows humor misses the mark.

Just another tip from your Uncle Gravy.
 
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moonarchia

moonarchia

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Pfft, tell them to put the Death Star up on the tree so you can fly towards the light in your Aluminum Eagle.
 
Srathor

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I had an EF of 15 a few months back before I was able to get two stents put in. For two months I had that or a worse rating, waiting to heal from the first failed operation and for a specialist to come available.

Walking up the stairs felt like I had a cinderblock attached to my feet. I feel for yah man. Much love.
 
Hekotat

Hekotat

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That sucks, BUT that means you get preferential treatment when you go to watch Star Wars! You better go watch it, that will get the heart pumping!
 
Gavinmad

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Gravy_sl said:
Just for reference's sake if you happen to be in this situation, don't refer to the hospital bed as the "Death Bed" to the wife or friends.

I'm one of those guys that will have something smartass to say as my last words, and sometimes gallows humor misses the mark.

Just another tip from your Uncle Gravy.
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That's fucking hilarious. You're the one LITERALLY lying on your death bed, tell them all to go pound sand if they don't like your jokes.

This is what I currently have planned for my last words. Futurama reference seems like the way to go for me.

 
lurkingdirk

lurkingdirk

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If you go and see Star Wars before me and then spoil it for me, I'ma kill you.










I have no idea if that joke is appropriate. I hope it made you smirk, which was my goal.
 
moonarchia

moonarchia

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Download it. Your family can just blame all their torrenting on you when the MPAA comes knocking.
 
Gavinmad

Gavinmad

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If I were on my death bed, I damn sure wouldn't want the last movie I watched to be a shit quality cam rip of the last Star Wars movie I'll ever see.
 
Adebisi

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lurkingdirk_sl said:
If you go and see Star Wars before me and then spoil it for me, I'ma kill you.
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If Gravy's last posts on this forum were Star Wars spoilers I'd be that scene in Hook where the lost boys are all like "Yes! You're doing it, Gravy! You're doing it!"

 
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