Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

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Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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A picture of Kuriin's groin:

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Azrayne

Azrayne

Irenicus did nothing wrong
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If you can get an afro going with your pubes you need to have some consideration - I don't care who you bang, nobody likes a jungle down there. At least trim that shit.
 
BrutulTM

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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I used to use a straight razor to shave my balls. Now I use a safety razor to shave my ball.
 
Deathwing

Deathwing

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mmmm, chemical burns. I use that body groomer that frenzied wombat posted last time, works pretty well and only have to do it once a week.
 
Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

Potato del Grande
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Jesus, just go buy a Phillips Bodygroomer for $50 and get baby soft 'nads with zero hacking risk.

EDIT: Deathwing beat me to it by a minute.
 
Royal

Royal

Connoisseur of Exotic Pictures
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Real men use an epilator to remove ball hair. Real men also lie on the bathroom floor in the fetal position, crying uncontrollably.
 
Kuriin

Kuriin

Just a Nurse
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My hubby trims my legs, pits, nipples (I have eyelashes for nipple hair), crotch/balls.
 
Heylel

Heylel

Trakanon Raider
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Unless you're shaving your legs too, wouldn't having no pubes at all just make you look like a balding wookie?
 
Deathwing

Deathwing

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It does indeed look a bit weird. But that whole area looks a bit weird. I remove hair more for functionality than looks. Nobody likes getting a hair in their mouth while tongue-bathing some balls. Also, less lube and cleaner/easier wiping.
 
Soygen

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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My dick looks bigger when it's all trimmed up down there. Cocktical Illusion.
 
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