Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists

What self respecting gay man wouldn't want pee in his butt? Read some Ginsberg!

THROW ME ON THE KITCHEN TABLE AND FUCK MY SELF HOLE NEIL



2014 Squirt Champions. God lolirl. The Coach was actually TRYING to make the parents uncomfortable. I cannot believe that was otherwise.

Royal_sl said:

Wait wait .... are you saying you prefer piss from da butt or a piss enema? (And why am I asking for clarity here?)

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Piss enema. Duh!

Deathwing_sl said:

If you're going to have a dick up there, might as well ask him to clean the place up too.

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It is always polite to leave a place looking cleaner than when you entered it.

Now you guys are understanding!

Pissing with a hard on is an endeavor.

You do have to go down a little bit, but, it's all about learning to relax. Once you do it the first time, it becomes super easy to do it the next times.

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lurkingdirk_sl said:

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They left out In The Sink.

When I have a hard on, I stand about 3-4 feet back and do a flat back.

I'm surprised they don't have The Shower given the creepy admissions of so many people who piss in the shower in that other thread way back.

Drinsic_sl said:

Pissing with a hard on is an endeavor.

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No, pissing is easy. AIMING is difficult...

Malakriss_sl said:

I'm surprised they don't have The Shower given the creepy admissions of so many people who piss in the shower in that other thread way back.

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Nice try, but you're the fucking weird one if youdon'tpiss in the shower.