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Thinking that pissing in the shower is "creepy" definitely makes you the creepy one.
Squirting Is Just Peeing, Say Scientists
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Kirun
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I had a friend (not fat) who has admitted he did this once. He had been constipated for a few days, so thought that a warm bath might loosen shit up down there. He starts massaging his stomach and needless to say, it came out. Well, after the water drains, the doo-doo is still sitting in the tub, so he then turns on the shower and proceeds to mash it down the drain.
I have no idea how we got on the subject. I think it may have been one of those, "Speaking of which, what is the most disgusting thing you've ever done?" things, after reading/hearing some disgusting story. I'm a huge sucker for dick and fart humor, so as he is relaying this story I'm crying from laughter at how absurd, yet hilarious it all is. All while painting the picture of him frantically mashing shit down a drain with his foot. And now I'm dying of laughter again..
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Royal
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iannis
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Peeing outside is more fun though. I do that a lot still. Less than I used to.
I was walking with a friend one evening. Just sort of a slow amble, listening to her prattle. And so I step behind a bush real quick and start letting loose. She didn't notice I'd peeled off until she was about 10 feet up, and she turns around in mid sentence, "Where did you... wait. You're not doing what I think you're doing, are you?" And starts to giggle.
It did not occur to me until exactly that moment that this might be not the most appropriate behavior for a grown man to indulge in.
I was walking with a friend one evening. Just sort of a slow amble, listening to her prattle. And so I step behind a bush real quick and start letting loose. She didn't notice I'd peeled off until she was about 10 feet up, and she turns around in mid sentence, "Where did you... wait. You're not doing what I think you're doing, are you?" And starts to giggle.
It did not occur to me until exactly that moment that this might be not the most appropriate behavior for a grown man to indulge in.
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BrutulTM
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Peeing outdoors is one of the many great things about being a rancher. Most of the time when the urge hits I can just let it go where I'm standing. The only way I could be any more casual about urinating is if I just kept my zipper down all day to save a step.
Azrayne
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Wouldn't the blow dryer would just result in piss getting sprayed everywhere?
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I thought gays were supposed to be well groomed. What kind of monster bush do you have that it actually requires blow drying?