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Chukzombi said:
It comes to the same thing. Gay shit and breaking canon ruined the IP so bad that they can't even get the woke crowd to like it either. It's pretty sad considering the tech is so much better now that these movies and TV shows should be amazing. Nope, they aren't even as good as 41 year old star wars flicks.
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It’s just the gay shit that ruined them. Sure they broke cannon with gay shit, but the primary reason is the gay shit.
 
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At this point Star Wars has gone far beyond anything Mel Brooks could have thought of as a parody. Space Balls looks like a serious movie in comparison.
 
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Kaines said:
At this point Star Wars has gone far beyond anything Mel Brooks could have thought of as a parody. Space Balls looks like a serious movie in comparison.
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Maybe not serious, but at least a hell of a lot more entertaining, but I think we agree with each other.
 
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Quaid said:
It’s just the gay shit that ruined them. Sure they broke cannon with gay shit, but the primary reason is the gay shit.
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This is completely wrong. Even if you replaced the entire cast with straight white characters it would still be garbage.
 
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Gavinmad said:
This is completely wrong. Even if you replaced the entire cast with straight white characters it would still be garbage.
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I'm using the term 'gay shit' in a more holistic way than just referring to actual gayness.
 
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Gavinmad said:
This is completely wrong. Even if you replaced the entire cast with straight white characters it would still be garbage.
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Everyone is complaining about the cast and crew, and you make some retarded statement about the cast. Wow, fixing only a part of the problem won’t change everything else that’s wrong. Genius insight bro.
 
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Chukzombi said:
It comes to the same thing. Gay shit and breaking canon ruined the IP so bad that they can't even get the woke crowd to like it either. It's pretty sad considering the tech is so much better now that these movies and TV shows should be amazing. Nope, they aren't even as good as 41 year old star wars flicks.
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If they want to make some gay black girlboss show why call it star wars? Just make some dumb gay black girlboss show no one will watch.

Call it what it is. Gay black girlboss wars.
 
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the funny thing about Star Wars is they have all the material they need to make whatever allegory they want about the rise of evil dictatorships. The Empire was originally inspired partly by actual Nazis after all.

Andor touched on this by showing the Empire's intelligence apparatus. They could easily make an Andor-esque series showing the Empire tightening its grip on the galaxy, have peak Vader being sent by the Empire to achieve certain objectives and document the loss of freedoms along the way.

Fuck, you could even make it a semi sequel to Obi-Wan showing Vader licking his wounds and getting humiliated by the Emperor when he goes back to him for further training so that he can hunt down Obi-Wan
 
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Ossoi said:
the funny thing about Star Wars is they have all the material they need to make whatever allegory they want about the rise of evil dictatorships. The Empire was originally inspired partly by actual Nazis after all.

Andor touched on this by showing the Empire's intelligence apparatus. They could easily make an Andor-esque series showing the Empire tightening its grip on the galaxy, have peak Vader being sent by the Empire to achieve certain objectives and document the loss of freedoms along the way.

Fuck, you could even make it a semi sequel to Obi-Wan showing Vader licking his wounds and getting humiliated by the Emperor when he goes back to him for further training so that he can hunt down Obi-Wan
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allegory isnt the issue. they have to have a certain amount of womenz, blacks, gayz and other victim groups in their movies/TV/attractions to maintain their perfect inclusivity score.
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George touched on that recently at a film festival. He was frustrated by the amnesia over at Disney Lucasfilm pertaining to Star Wars. Plenty of women, plenty of allegory, plenty of messaging possible to make something compelling and check all the boxes-- yet what he created is still viewed as problematic by current modern day Lucasfilm, as they try to one-up him.
 
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George touched on that recently at a film festival. He was frustrated by the amnesia over at Disney Lucasfilm pertaining to Star Wars. Plenty of women, plenty of allegory, plenty of messaging possible to make something compelling and check all the boxes-- yet what he created is still viewed as problematic by current modern day Lucasfilm, as they try to one-up him.
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Make the problem, so you have to solve the problem, so you have a job. That's all this boils down to.
 
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TomServo said:
Cross posting this in a couple threads. For all the IOOTI fags and straight dick suckers like Xevy Xevy Cybsled Cybsled Z Zweischneid Tuco Tuco

Very good series of articles on Disney Animations collapse into DEI cultist hell.
Part 1: The D-Files Part 1: Disney and the Downfall of John Lasseter Features Film Threat
Part 2: The D-Files Part 2: The Great Mouse Reset Features Film Threat
Part 3: The D-Files Part 3: Disney the Killer of Dreams Featured, Features Film Threat
Part 4: The D-Files Part 4: A Slow Death in a Strange World Features Film Threat
Part 5: The D-Files: Part 5 — Disney’s Death Wish Features Film Threat
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Fags have always been drawn to Disney for some reason. Maybe to get closer to little kids. Gay population is like 1% of America, Disney work force is probably close to 40% fags.
 
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Dr.Retarded said:
Yeah I guess we had HBO the whole time we were growing up because cable was a new thing, and I don't think it was expensive to have it or maybe they didn't charge and it was just included in whatever service you got.
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HBO wasn't scrambled for a long time. You could get it for free just by hooking up the coax to the box and plugging it into your TV.

Source: We were broke and stole the shit out of cable when I was a kid and we had HBO. The utility box was in our back yard so even when they cut us off, we'd have it back on the same day.
 
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