Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

Lanx · Oct 29, 2015

The Edge_sl said:
And see, from my perspective, Empire is the least enjoyable. It gets the smallest amount of emotional reaction from me. I, III, VI create the most emotion. But I'm not going around bashing people for loving ESB the best. I love them all.

i'm being nice, everyone has their own opinions, but yours are 100% just wrong.

First, you think the prequels are good. Ok in a world far far away, that could be ok, IF you grew up w/ only the prequels, you know, like if you were a teen and grew up watching Eps 1 and that pod racing shit sure... i actually know parents and their kids are pre-teens have only been allowed to see the prequels, b/c they are less violent. (don't get me started on padawan killing, i'm not gonna tell ppl how to parent)

But then you add in that eps 5 is theLEASTenjoyable? So you've seen the 6 and that's your opinion? well, you don't deserve to have one if you think the prequels are good and eps 5 sucks.

China is going to end their 1 child policy, we don't need you taking up valuable earth real estate.

Raes · Oct 29, 2015

The Edge_sl said:
Before things become uncivil, I do have a question about the new trilogy. I-VI was called the Rise, Fall, and Redemption of Anakin Skywalker. Is there any chance these new movies continue some sort of narrative that will extend that? What could you possibly do after redemption?

Rebirth. Symbolic rebirth anyway.

The Edge · Oct 29, 2015

Raes_sl said:
Rebirth. Symbolic rebirth anyway.

I could get behind that.

Kovaks · Oct 29, 2015

I didn't hate all of 3 but the ending was Holocaust bad. It would have been much better if they had made most of the movie anakin murdering jedi in the temple.

Famm · Oct 29, 2015

Empire > ANH > Jedi > TPM > RoS > Clones. I have a hard time picking between the last two because they were equally horrible. Clones had all that excessive and awkward romance shit that was straight-to-video levels of bad so that wins. TPM gets a lot of hate, but I thought it was easily the most solid of the prequels, even though it was fatally flawed in its own right.

Khalan · Oct 30, 2015

I dunno for Prequels I think RoS>Clones>TPM and for Original Im Empire>ANH>Jedi, but I still think Jedi was good.

etchazz · Oct 30, 2015

Famm_sl said:
Empire > ANH > Jedi > TPM > RoS > Clones. I have a hard time picking between the last two because they were equally horrible. Clones had all that excessive and awkward romance shit that was straight-to-video levels of bad so that wins. TPM gets a lot of hate, but I thought it was easily the most solid of the prequels, even though it was fatally flawed in its own right.

I thought all of the prequels were equally horrible, but yeah, if I had to pick one of the three to be the best, it would be The Phantom Menace. Although, that's like choosing a next day Indian food shit over a next day Mexican food shit.

Seananigans · Oct 30, 2015

Yeah it's kind of like choosing which of the nine circles of Hell you'd like to dwell in. They all fucking suck ass.

Edge still maintains ridiculously abnormal opinions, and the vast majority of us still maintain the mindset of "what the fuck, man?"

The Edge · Oct 30, 2015

It's cool, though. You do you.

Itzena_sl · Oct 30, 2015

TPM and RotS both have coherent plots, at least - not particularly good ones, but they exist. AotC's is like a first draft based on a fever dream written in the first 30 seconds after you wake up. It's just a trainwreck of a film in general as well as being The Worst Star Wars Film.

ohkcrlho · Oct 30, 2015

All equally terrible, they all deserve to be sent to Auchwitz

Draegan_sl · Oct 30, 2015

Oh good, Edge comes in with his prequel love. I think we need Lithose in here to talk about how black people can't block with lightsabers with two hands.

Muligan · Oct 30, 2015

I think you have to judge the prequels based on how much you like the final 30-45 minutes of each film. Essentially, you have to make a choice between... Jin/Kenobi vs Maul or Yoda vs Dooku or Yoda vs Emperor & Kenobi vs Anakin. You determine how you rank those moments and you got your prequel rankings. All other parts are borderline painful... You can also award negative points for each film based on the amount of romantic dialogue between Anakin and Padme

Zignor 3_sl · Oct 30, 2015

I don't completely hate the prequels, and I could accept the fact that there are adults out there that even really like some or all of them, but to put any of them ahead of any of the OT is beyond bizarre. I can't begin to fathom how that would work for anyone over 12.

Lithose · Oct 30, 2015

Draegan_sl said:
Oh good, Edge comes in with his prequel love. I think we need Lithose in here to talk about how black people can't block with lightsabers with two hands.

It's too late, you've already begun bitching about people posting on a message board meant for posting--so it's completely out of order. The only thing left now is to ramp up the whole old man complaining about everything people enjoy that he's not involved in, or doesn't care about, routine.

Mario Speedwagon · Oct 30, 2015

The Edge_sl said:
And see, from my perspective, Empire is the least enjoyable. It gets the smallest amount of emotional reaction from me. I, III, VI create the most emotion. But I'm not going around bashing people for loving ESB the best. I love them all.

So Luke finding out that Darth Vader is his father, getting his hand cut off, and Han being trapped in carbonite gets less emotional reaction from you than an animate piece of wood becoming Darth Vader?

Ok champ.

Column_sl · Oct 30, 2015

Wtf,,,,

Kovaks · Oct 30, 2015

Lithose_sl said:
It's too late, you've already begun bitching about people posting on a message board meant for posting--so it's completely out of order. The only thing left now is to ramp up the whole old man complaining about everything people enjoy that he's not involved in, or doesn't care about, routine.

ok, this makes way more sense than what you originally posted.

Abefroman · Oct 30, 2015

Lithose_sl said:
It's too late, you've already begun bitching about people posting on a message board meant for posting--so it's completely out of order. The only thing left now is to ramp up the whole old man complaining about everything people enjoy that he's not involved in, or doesn't care about, routine.

You seem upset. Darth Vader was actually black and Luke should also have been black. Discuss!

The Edge · Oct 30, 2015

Dr. Mario Speedwagon_sl said:
So Luke finding out that Darth Vader is his father, getting his hand cut off, and Han being trapped in carbonite gets less emotional reaction from you than an animate piece of wood becoming Darth Vader?

Ok champ.

What? Someone has an opinion different than my own on a subjective matter??? Let's ridicule him!!!

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