Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Miguex

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I don't remember that either. I heard they are releasing 4 new episodes during Celebration this month, maybe its from one of those?
 

Gavinmad

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I thought i watched all of season 6. Guess they released some more of it after I thought I was done with the series.
 

Jait

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Why the hell would Maul be alive after being cut in fucking half and falling into what appeared to be an extremely large energy reactor?
Your argument is invalid.

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Merrith

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Merrith if I was a mod I would permaban you for making any reference whatsoever to those terrible Clone Wars episodes.
Never seen it, only read the through the final big EU storyline and heard part of it referenced something they covered in that show.
 

Hoss

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Shmi literally says "There was no father... I carried him, I gave birth...." in episode 1 when Qui Gon Jin questions her about Anakin's father. Lucas is shit.
you might need to grab a dictionary and look up what virgin means.
 

Aaron

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Wow, I had forgotten that whole immaculate conception shit. There obviously was far too much retarded shit in those films for any one single human to be able to keep track of it all (with the possible exception of Mr. Plinkett).

And talking of Mr. Plinkett, thanks to him we have at least something to look forward to with Episode VII. If the actual film is shit, then at least his review aught to be good.
 

Famm

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Well, at some point during the Plinkett reviews JJ's Star Trek is referenced as the way to make a sci-fi movie that feels alive and active while telling its story as opposed to Lucas' shitty fucking talking heads over green screen approach. I really have a hard time imagining he will be able to come close to as bad as the prequels, much less worse. It might not be a total rejuvenation of everything Star Wars but I'm assuming it will at least be reasonably entertaining. Star Trek wasn't bad, never saw the second one.
 

Amzin

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I've said this like a million times and will continue to say it for some time I imagine, but the Abrams Star Trek movies were the best Star Wars movies since the originals.

I personally hope Abrams sits in the Star Wars universe and someone that is not Abrams moves on to Star Trek. He is way more suited to that universe.
 

Hoss

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See? It wasn't a jesus allegory, it was clearly a cartman allegory.

Just like cartman, he grew into a whiny insecure asshole that everyone hated and killed all his friends.
 

Miguex

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hoping for some infoz from Celebration this weekend. As excited as I am for Avengers, I've hit my limit on teasers and behind the scenes looks. Need me some Star Wars!
 

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Han Solo
(Queen) Leia
Luke Skywalker
Rey (Kira)
Finn
Kylo Ren
Poe Dameron
Rose
Chewbacca
C-3PO (See-Threepio)
The General (Gleeson)
Uber (Serkis)
R2-D2 (Artoo-Detoo)
BB-8
Wounded Stormtrooper (Village)
The Vicar
Junk Dealer
Junk Minion 1
Snowtrooper #12 (Falcon)
Salvage Station Bully (Desert Set)
Scared Villager
Captain Phasma
Star Destroyer Colonel
Rose's Pub Barman (C049)
Evil Castle Teach #1
Brance (Rebel)
Rebel 1 Major Ematt
Rebel 2 Captain Trilla
Rebel Admiral
Evil Castle Officer #1
Evil Castle Officer #2
Gorwyn (Rebel Pilot)
Rebel Pilot #1 (Duncan)
Evil Castle Tech (Weapons)
Stormtrooper #1 (Village)
Star Destroyer Bridge Teach #2
Stormtrooper 2 (Village)
Gang member Mod #1
Gang member Rocker #1
"Bus Stop" Mother
"Bus Stop" Son
Lieutenant Mitaka
Ruddo
Emissary
Naka (Flashback)
Local Trader (Flashback)
Young Luke Skywalker (Flashback)
Stormtrooper #10
Rebel Pilot
Rebel Pilot N.N.
Rebel Pilot #3
Statura
Rebel Tech #1
Rebel Tech #2
Captain Trilla
Stormtrooper #11
Stormtrooper #3 (Kylo Ren's Request)
Stormtrooper #5 (Woods)
Snowtrooper #7 (Snow Steal)
Stormtrooper #8 (Door to Ramparts)
Evil Castle Tech (Scared)
Star Destroyer Bridge Tech #1
Star Destroyer Technician
Evil Castle Tech #4
Evil Castle Tech #5
Salvage Station Bully 2
Gang Member Rocker #2
Rose's Pub Patron #1
Rose's Pub Patron #2
Rose's Pub Patron #3
Fat Cat (Flashback)
Gangsters Mill
Rebel Tech #3
Dr. Kalonia
Rebel Tech. #4
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