Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

If they re-write the story that in Empire Leia was furious with Han in the beginning because of this shit...AND they have a kid? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

The worst part of this is the inevitable wife comment on how "Han shot first" in bed.

ohkcrlho_sl said:

No ffs. everything related to the prequels must be erased.

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McGregor is actually a solid actor though. I wouldn't write it off immediately.

He's genuinely the one solid point to the prequels. Guy actually worked, spent time studying Guiness, actually focused on you know...acting while that shitlady Portman stomped her foot and said in interviews when questioned why she was phoning it in, "It's not Shakespeare! Ugh!".

Obi-Wan up in a tree with a pair of binocs creeping on a preteen Luke.

Kreugen_sl said:

Obi-Wan up in a tree with a pair of binocs creeping on a preteen Luke.

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Yeah, this is the real reason why an Obi-Wan movie doesn't seem like it would work.

Kreugen_sl said:

Obi-Wan up in a tree with a pair of binocs creeping on a preteen Luke.

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There's no fucking trees on Tatooine!

The (new) SW comics are actually better than you'd expect them to be - the Vader reaction in both issue #6s wasgreat.

Kreugen_sl said:

Obi-Wan up in a tree with a pair of binocs creeping on a preteen Luke.

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do youevenTattooine? What trees!

Actually, the Obi Wan standalone novel was pretty decent

Even though there's probably no Imperial garrison on Tattooine at the time, or a very small one, he can't exactly run around using the force and swinging his lightsaber without drawing attention to the fact that there's a jedi still alive right? There's a reason he lived in a cave in the middle of nowhere.

Has anyone considered she may be Mace Windu's daughter? Or Lando's joking sister?

Or both. Aint a lot of folks of color in the Star Wars Universe

God. Forgot about that. Putting your Jewish stereotype in blackface to play the only traitor in the Star Wars series and no liberals bitched? Gotta be Family Guy. Or the Daily Show.

Jait_sl said:

God. Forgot about that. Putting your Jewish stereotype in blackface to play the only traitor in the Star Wars series and no liberals bitched? Gotta be Family Guy. Or the Daily Show.

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Because they know better.

Also:

Dooku = traitor
Vader/Anakin = traitor

I mean so was Palpatine, the surviving Jedi, Amidala, all the rebels, most of the senate, etc. In typical cluster George fashion, pretty much every character is betraying another in some way or at some time, ethics and morality aside. I mean fuck that little shit R2 betrayed Uncle Owen and ran off to find Ben the galactic government betrayer.

R2 was the most loyal one of the lot. He wasn't going to let his mission get sidetracked by some old hayseed. Leia was still hot enough to inspire steadfast devotion back then.