Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

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Jait

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If they re-write the story that in Empire Leia was furious with Han in the beginning because of this shit...AND they have a kid? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
 

Malakriss

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The worst part of this is the inevitable wife comment on how "Han shot first" in bed.
 

Jait

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He's genuinely the one solid point to the prequels. Guy actually worked, spent time studying Guiness, actually focused on you know...acting while that shitlady Portman stomped her foot and said in interviews when questioned why she was phoning it in, "It's not Shakespeare! Ugh!".
 

Agraza

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Itzena_sl

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The (new) SW comics are actually better than you'd expect them to be - the Vader reaction in both issue #6s wasgreat.
 

Hoss

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Yeah, I wouldn't mind that as a movie. It was kind of like an old west story with a jedi instead of a gunfighter.
 

Gavinmad

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Even though there's probably no Imperial garrison on Tattooine at the time, or a very small one, he can't exactly run around using the force and swinging his lightsaber without drawing attention to the fact that there's a jedi still alive right? There's a reason he lived in a cave in the middle of nowhere.
 

Jait

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Has anyone considered she may be Mace Windu's daughter? Or Lando's joking sister?

Or both. Aint a lot of folks of color in the Star Wars Universe
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Jait

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God. Forgot about that. Putting your Jewish stereotype in blackface to play the only traitor in the Star Wars series and no liberals bitched? Gotta be Family Guy. Or the Daily Show.
 

Hoss

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Even though there's probably no Imperial garrison on Tattooine at the time, or a very small one, he can't exactly run around using the force and swinging his lightsaber without drawing attention to the fact that there's a jedi still alive right? There's a reason he lived in a cave in the middle of nowhere.
Well ...

He pretty much killed everyone who saw him swinging a lightsaber
 

The Edge

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God. Forgot about that. Putting your Jewish stereotype in blackface to play the only traitor in the Star Wars series and no liberals bitched? Gotta be Family Guy. Or the Daily Show.
Because they know better.

Also:

Dooku = traitor
Vader/Anakin = traitor
 

Palum

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I mean so was Palpatine, the surviving Jedi, Amidala, all the rebels, most of the senate, etc. In typical cluster George fashion, pretty much every character is betraying another in some way or at some time, ethics and morality aside. I mean fuck that little shit R2 betrayed Uncle Owen and ran off to find Ben the galactic government betrayer.
 

Royal

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R2 was the most loyal one of the lot. He wasn't going to let his mission get sidetracked by some old hayseed. Leia was still hot enough to inspire steadfast devotion back then.