Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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BoozeCube

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I’m with the rest of you guys even the thought of pirating this and watching for free doesn’t seem appealing. I should want to watch this, I should want to care and fanboy over this, but our high school crush has not aged well. She went from Kelly Lepowski

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to some sort of ham planet and the spell has been broken



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Jozu

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This was worse than the prequels.

By quite a bit.

Best thing about this movie was conehead "no thank you" droid.
 
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Rezz

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Pretty much.

"Oh hi Rey can heal. Super rare EXCEPT WHEN KYLO REN DOES IT TO HEAL HER AND THEN DIES."

The first like... 30 minutes of the movie felt like someone was just fucking off in film class. Then the terrible choice of music for the "ending" montage? Wat.

That said, I like lightsabers and lightsaber bullshit, but this had too much bullshit between lightsaber bullshit.
 
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Armadon

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I couldn't finish it. Fucking stupid as fuck. Got all the way to when chewie gets captured and Rey blows up the ship.
 
Sterling

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It's not a good movie, but saying it's worse than Attack of the Clones by quite a bit is something I can't really buy into. I will however not watch this a second time even for free.
 
Chukzombi

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so is there a jump the shark moment i can watch for the lolz like in TLJ when Leia does her impression of Mary Poppins? or is it all just mediocre stupidity?
 
Jimbolini

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Chukzombi said:
so is there a jump the shark moment i can watch for the lolz like in TLJ when Leia does her impression of Mary Poppins? or is it all just mediocre stupidity?
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For me, it was in the opening scrawl when all of a sudden Palpatine was alive with no explanation at all.

It was down hill from there.

So.....14 seconds in?
 
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Bondurant

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Chukzombi said:
so is there a jump the shark moment i can watch for the lolz like in TLJ when Leia does her impression of Mary Poppins? or is it all just mediocre stupidity?
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When Rey uses the edge of the dagger blade to figure where is the wayfinder.
 
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Frenzied Wombat

Frenzied Wombat

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Just got me an HD torrent of this, thereby cementing my commitment to not give them a penny.

Got a few benzos and some weed, should make things tolerable.
 
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wormie

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Frenzied Wombat said:
Just got me an HD torrent of this, thereby cementing my commitment to not give them a penny.

Got a few benzos and some weed, should make things tolerable.
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Why would you waste weed and benzos like this?
 
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Gavinmad

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For all their flaws, I've seen all of the prequels multiple times.

I've seen awakens twice, rogue one once, last jedi zero times, solo zero times, and skywalker zero times.
 
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jayrebb

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You can meme watch the prequels. The corny soap acting has its charms. And it's got a story.
 
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