Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Rogue One was fucking awful, gtfo. Not Last Jedi bad of course, but it was not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination. The closest time any part of that movie came to being good was when they snuck in easter eggs for Rebels.

Eh maybe Rogue One wasn't a good movie. I don't know. But expectations and previous impressions affect a movie going experience and Rogue One is the only actual fucking Star Wars movie we've gotten since Empire.

I liked Rogue One. Maybe my opinion is affected by previous installments, but fuck... I'm only human.
 
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They really should have moved some of the Marvel talent over to the Star Wars franchise. At least Kevin Feige knows how to make a competent movie and develop characters.
 

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Calling it now: Dark Side Rey is a dream sequence. No WAY Hollywood would do that to this Mary Sue.
 
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Live feed of anyone who is excited for this movie.


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Y’all just can’t recognize cinematic genius when you see it. This film and its immediate predecessors are for the new generation of hip women that watch the View, not basement incel white males that still clutch their original 1979 plastic Chewbacca figurines. Get over it fragile males, the force is female!

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I'm sticking with my predictions i made after force awakened of roughly half for second movie and half again for third in the trilogy.

I don't think it will break 1 billion mark. I put it at 500-750 million dollar mark. it will depend on first perceptions of the movie whether it hit the high side are low side of my estimate.

Solo lost money at 500m

I don't think you know what you are saying. You believe the franchise can survive that?
 

Siddar

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Solo lost money at 500m

I don't think you know what you are saying. You believe the franchise can survive that?

Most likely I see star war taking a ten year break after one are two spin offs are made after last of current trilogy.
 

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Solo lost money at 500m

I don't think you know what you are saying. You believe the franchise can survive that?

Didn't solo cost about twice what it should have because they filmed it twice? And then no one went and saw it cause they spent a year talking about how shitty everything was?
 
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Rogue One is the 4th best Star Wars movie.
 
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What a fucking piece of garbage

Potential spoiler ahead (one of the leaks from a few months ago)

Remember this leak that transpired a while back about this whole abortion being about them going on a quest to let the entire universe know who Luke Skywalker was and what he'd done etc etc by basically broadcasting his story to the entire universe? This sure is fucking shaping out to be pretty accurate after seeing this fucking trailer.

How exactly would the entire Republic not know who Luke Skywalker was? Killed of Vader and the Emperor, legendary hero of the Rebellion and the Last known Jedi? Twin brother to the Princess of Alderan.

Lol yeah fuck that guy, nobody must of heard about him during the Imperial Civil War.
 

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Bringing nostalgia is always a sign that the people involved don't trust their creation.
It's the only thing I can say about this crap

I think it's more sign of a big corporation that is completely out of touch and forcing stuff from their marketing departement to the story. It's so one sided, obvious and phony that you can almost hear how many mindless meetings their corporate blue collars made just to do this. It's not that they don't trust their creation, they probably have their business plan up and running for this before a scenario line is even written. Porg 2.0, new saber, new dolls, probably a new side kick with a weird spaceship, etc. At this point the movie is an afterthought.
 
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That scene was fan servous, which is more than we got in the last 2 sequels
 
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