Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Chukzombi

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Wow they managed to spoil a major plot point TWICE!?

It being a clone or her past self was an interesting possibility.
i couldnt link the article cuz i was on my phone,
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The word vision was replaced by "sight." That seems like a pretty big blooper to me. If Disney/Lucasfilm wanted us to believe that Dark Rey was a vision, it's an odd choice to use that word, and then change it. Same goes for the other way around. In either case, it's clear that the blog post used a word that it shouldn't have. It's up to the reader to decide what, exactly, this may mean for the reality of Dark Rey in the new film. But to me, it seems like Disney really boned it on this one. You heard it here first–Dark Rey is as fake as Luke Skywalker's right hand.
 
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Cybsled

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Ya, it's basically the "Luke in a cave and he fights himself in Vader armor" equivalent I'm sure.
 
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Lanx

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while i 100% believe the swiss army rey is a bullshit vision,

why do they call her "dark rey" and not "darth rey"?
 

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Live feed of anyone who is excited for this movie.


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Fucking Pink Flamingos. I will never forgive my coworker for suggesting I watch it. Also better than the new Starwars movies.
 
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Chukzombi

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The word "vision" can also mean "image" or "picture" in context.
They would not have edited it out and substituted "sight" if that's what they meant. They fucked up because they have a bunch of diversity hires running lucasfilm
 
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chaos

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They would not have edited it out and substituted "sight" if that's what they meant. They fucked up because they have a bunch of diversity hires running lucasfilm
They might have if they thought people were drawing conclusions based on the wording. Could be that's what it is, I just think that's pretty thin given the actual wording.
 

Chukzombi

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They might have if they thought people were drawing conclusions based on the wording. Could be that's what it is, I just think that's pretty thin given the actual wording.
Rey has had visions in the last two films. this is a vision. so are the hundred star destroyers. its just marketing to get you curious.
 
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Kaige

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That Vader scene at the end of Rogue One always made me wish they pushed some sort of Star Wars horror-suspense movie out there. I mean, the Dark Side is supposed to be some wicked stuff, but we only get goth emo and diet darkness. Vader was the best we've gotten and it could've been better.
 
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Anyone who supports this garbage is an idiot. Let it die.
 
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Soygen

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Ya, it's basically the "Luke in a cave and he fights himself in Vader armor" equivalent I'm sure.
This is the correct answer, since it's in line with the complete inability to do something new and interesting in these movies.
 
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Rey will end up being Palpatine’s mother and Luke and Leah will be revealed as time traveling force ghosts guiding her to stop him as we realize these were prequels to the prequels the entire time.

Cue the music dum dum dum dum
 
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Phazael

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I actually read Manessa's word wall, since it wasn't (mostly) about tranny shit for a change. Yeah that's all possible and COULD have been that way at any point.

But.....

They have had years of extended EU material to draw from and reshape (the way MCU does with its IP) to maintain surprise. JJ even lobbed them a softball of unresolved setups in TFA for them to run in just about any direction they desired. They didn't. Instead the Kathleen Kenedy Klan came in and smothered the IP with their pussy lips, getting her favorite cuck RJ to make not-a-starwars-movie where they could push agenda and shit on every interesting loose thread JJ left them to work with. Remember KK and her crew have actively been trying to stomp out any attempts to get EU things back into the cannon, DESPITE these things being the most successful parts of the new material in terms of fan reception (examples: Rebels writers sneaking Thrawn in along with TIE Defenders and Interdictor SDs, or Rogue One sneaking in the TIE Striker and U Wing from the EU books). Ryan Johnson didn't just turn his nose at all the easy softball pitches JJ served up for him, he didn't just ignore a wealth of material and ideas from the EU, but he shit out a movie with literally nowhere to go.

At this point, if JJ does something really crazy and stupid, I am totally understanding. Because RJ and the KKK already destroyed the franchise, so may as well go down swinging and do something out there. I mean, he got brought in and had the full weight of the Mouse on his back for three years making TFA only to have Kennedy shit all over his efforts. Why the fuck not? Dude has enough money, may as well go full on crazy and see what happens for his own amusement, because apparently the Mouse didn't care about the KKK torpedoing their multi billion dollar IP purchase.

The reality though is this new crop of money whores in charge of the Mouse are about to learn a harsh lesson in what happens when you shit on a built in fan base. And not just in the Star Wars arena, either. Their no Spiderman post Endgame MCU packed full of lesbians and gay black men is going to fizzle just as bad, because they think they can just swap in the Burger King Diversity Kids Meal squad in place of the decades long established characters and no one will notice. Just like they have done with the previous SW fan favorites, because they think they can merchandize their own shitty woke spin on that IP and pull in the same fan loyalty. They are going to back to the Return From Witch Mountain / Cat From Outer Space / ect 1970s early 80s era of fail so fast it is going to make their heads spin, because that's the last time they made this mistake before they got back to the core of what fans wanted from them (in this case animated epics of well known parables) and making money again. I cannot believe no one in that fucking board room is not reminding them that they went through this same bout of hubris before, though admittedly the SJW cult invasion is a new wrinkle. Bob Iger should be old enough to remember that era, but he is also the asshole who refuses to fire KK.

Basically, Disney has had all the tools there to make this work with very little effort from them. But due to hubris, wokeness, or maybe too many cocaine fueled pedo island orgies, they have not remotely executed with the SW IP. Worse than that, they have actively gone out of their way to shit on it and hemorrhage fans while deliberately ignoring past lessons. The tools were there to make it fresh and keep the core elements in place, they just chose to ignore them.
 
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Jozu

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But no one is REALLY gone.

Luke is alive bros, and PALPATINE IS BACK BABY.
 

Siliconemelons

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Fin wakes up, we see his back has a huge gnarly scar and there is evidence of android technology being fused into him.

"I had the craziest of dreams...."

that's the only hope...our last hope, our new hope
 

Malakriss

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Parallel universes. This trilogy all happened in the Kleenex timeline. JJ has experience with such things.
 
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If Disney painstakingly killed Han Solo and Luke Skywalker characters just to give less money to George Lucas because he rakes in all that dough on old characters, can you explain why they decided to bring back PALPATINE for Episode 9 despite him being dead? I mean, I get why they really brought him back, because they're throwing everything at the wall hoping it sticks for this movie after the clusterfuck of TLJ, but can the conspiracy theorists explain how that makes sense to them?
Inb4 Tranny Palpatine

Also Rey is Palpatines clone/daughter
 
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Phazael

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Yeah really. At this point I would not be surprised to hear Kennedy's millenial squad pushing a scene of Jar Jar pegging papa Palpatine.
 
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Malakriss

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View this in the context of the story team brainstorming ideas for the franchise and Kennedy is the one on the phone call.



Okay this is eerie they might be ripping off Robot Chicken at this point.



 
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