Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

Chris · Aug 28, 2019

Phazael said:
Yeah really. At this point I would not be surprised to hear Kennedy's millenial squad pushing a scene of Jar Jar pegging papa Palpatine.

You would be surprised. Come on.

jayrebb · Aug 28, 2019

Rude said:
Anyone who supports this garbage is an idiot. Let it die.

I think without positive word of mouth it will do Solo numbers and the franchise will be placed on a decade hiatus as mentioned earlier.

Gavinmad · Aug 28, 2019

jayrebb said:
I think without positive word of mouth it will do Solo numbers and the franchise will be placed on a decade hiatus as mentioned earlier.

I'm honestly fine with that if it ensures that Benioff, Weiss, and Johnson don't get to make Star Wars movies. The IP needs to be quarantined at this point.

Fucker · Aug 28, 2019

Chukzombi said:
Because Darth is a title?

She's going to become Darth Newton-John. She went over to the dark side of pop music.

Fight · Aug 28, 2019

Chukzombi said:
Lucasfilm shifts the bed again. They said dark Rey is a vision.

Good god, these morons.

Frenzied Wombat · Aug 28, 2019

Lol so predictable. At least this will be the last movie so they won’t have to have KK brainstorm sessions on how to make the next light Sabre incarnation even edgier.

Rod-138 · Aug 28, 2019

I was going to make a joke about a lightsaber being edgier by being a literal razor edge, but didn't the red guys already have one of those last movie?

Siliconemelons · Aug 29, 2019

Disney does not create and entire "world" in their parks for just nothing.

fris · Aug 29, 2019

Parks reinforces the notion they want the movies to push characters that they fully own. I doubt they want to sell Luke and Vader toys at disney world when they only keep half the profits

a c i d.f l y · Aug 31, 2019

Zindan · Sep 1, 2019

Soygen said:
Goddman this looks dumb.

That image pretty much sums up why I just don't give a fuck about SW anymore.

a_skeleton_06 · Sep 2, 2019

CLS Knockback had a 3 hour podcast about The Phantom Menace that basically summarized the downfall of SW since the OG Trilogy. What a shame.

jayrebb · Sep 2, 2019

a_skeleton_06 said:
CLS Knockback had a 3 hour podcast about The Phantom Menace that basically summarized the downfall of SW since the OG Trilogy. What a shame.

TPM criticism is overdone.

OU Ariakas · Sep 2, 2019

jayrebb said:
TPM criticism is overdone.

Why? It was trash.

Utter garbage.

Fucker · Sep 2, 2019

OU Ariakas said:
Why? It was trash.

Utter garbage.

Thou hast been trolled.

a c i d.f l y · Sep 2, 2019

He's not wrong, though. The criticism has been "overdone", especially when you compare it to TLJ, it's a goddamn masterpiece of cinema.

I'd watch TPM again. I will literally never watch TLJ ever again and I hope Rian Johnson chokes on an olive during his next job as director.

Merrith · Sep 2, 2019

a c i d.f l y said:
He's not wrong, though. The criticism has been "overdone", especially when you compare it to TLJ, it's a goddamn masterpiece of cinema.

I'd watch TPM again. I will literally never watch TLJ ever again and I hope Rian Johnson chokes on an olive during his next job as director.

This.

Fucker · Sep 3, 2019

a c i d.f l y said:
He's not wrong, though. The criticism has been "overdone", especially when you compare it to TLJ, it's a goddamn masterpiece of cinema.

I'd watch TPM again. I will literally never watch TLJ ever again and I hope Rian Johnson chokes on an olive during his next job as director.

It hasn't been overdone. It's still a laughably shit movie. That they came out with something even worse doesn't make the criticisms irrelevant.

a c i d.f l y · Sep 3, 2019

I didn't say it wasn't a shit movie. Just that's it's at an age where beating up on it is exhausted and pointless.

Focus your efforts on the mental atrocity in front of us. You can't fix TPM. It's been twenty years. Get the fuck over it.

Fucker · Sep 3, 2019

a c i d.f l y said:
I didn't say it wasn't a shit movie.

I'm pretty sure you called it "a goddamn masterpiece of cinema."