Survivor

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Lanx

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oh come on, any sensible person knew she'd be next to go, she's worthless at challenges is "in" with the crowd and probably just sits there and sunbathes. while they only have 2 guys.
 

Adam12

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oh come on, any sensible person knew she'd be next to go, she's worthless at challenges is "in" with the crowd and probably just sits there and sunbathes. while they only have 2 guys.
What does knowing she'd be next to go and not liking the fact that she's gone have anything to do with each other?
 

Lanx

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there's no other option for that tribe either alexis or big boobs, ppl seem to like the cop, we were gonna loose one of the good looking girls tonite.
 

Gravel

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Sarah is fucking moron. End of the challenge she goes "Guess it's time to go find a new alliance!" Uh, you're on a new tribe, retard. You probably should have thought of that before.
 

Pumpkin Thief

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Tony is just starting to crack me up. He is for sure that cop that busted up teenager parties and took the weed and booze home and then laughed about his exploits in the po'po' locker room. I'm starting to like that fucker. I will forever hear Boy George's 'Crying Game' when I see Trish now.

Agreed on quitters. So many people who would be a worthy competitor or at least TV gold trying to get on that show, CBS chooses someone who is not only uninteresting, but melts like a baby's turd at the first sign of tribulation.

Still rooting for Liu Kang and he has brand new life, but Tony is growing on me after tonight's shenannigans.
 

Adam12

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Yeah, Tony's ok, but I'm still on the fence. He's playing hard, which is good, but he's making big mistakes along with his good moves.
 

Pumpkin Thief

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There's only one perfect Boston Rob, man! But, yeah. Even Ozzie was kind of like that - awesome competitor but just so many mistakes.
 

penalty_sl

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Quitting is fucking stupid. Why would you make yourself look like a bitch on national TV? You never know man.. She would have made it to the merge and possibly seen Trish get voted out and laughed in her fucking face.

I'm pretty much rooting for Tony/Lj/bruce lee at this point. I think Tony talks too much though and wont be around at the end.
 

Lanx

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does anyone think there is more to predator quitting other than she was just being sulky? 'wah, wah, my team lost, i quit'? at that point lui kang is fucked, his solid final three is gone and he's scared shitless.

and then when his team won the reward challenge he just seemed like he was having so much fun scheming with tony.
 

Pumpkin Thief

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I think her quitting was a combination of things. She really really disliked Trish, was at odds with Trish to the point where every little thing ABOUT Trish just pissed her off. Then to have Trish prevail in breaking her (Lindsey's) alliance and having to stomach hearing Trish bray at her like a donkey was just too much. She was weak and she cracked.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Not to be sexist, but that's the kind of shit women do. They just kept taking jabs at each other, when it would have been so much easier to just say "Fine, you're an asshole, we're done talking." But no, she had to keep digging at Trish, and when Trish kept coming back at her she couldn't take it. But it's ultimately her own fault.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Even Ozzie was kind of like that - awesome competitor but just so many mistakes.
Ozzie was dumb as shit though. He was great in competition/challenges, but he was never very good at strategy. Tony is making some pretty good moves. Putting the spotlight on Jeremiah was almost genius, but they still were smart enough to vote out Alexis.

I can't believe that stupid chick quit. Talk about doing something you'll regret for the rest of your life.
 

Gravel

Mr. Poopybutthole
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Tony is definitely making good moves, but unfortunately, they're way too blatant. People are starting to see him as too much a schemer, and in a game where the past few seasons people vote off their strongest members at the first tribal council because they're a "threat" for the end, that's bad news for him. Basically, whoever ends up being Tony's right hand man will probably be guaranteed to get to the finals. Tony will help take his alliance far, but they'll have no choice but to get rid of him.
 

Adam12

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Tony is definitely making good moves, but unfortunately, they're way too blatant. People are starting to see him as too much a schemer, and in a game where the past few seasons people vote off their strongest members at the first tribal council because they're a "threat" for the end, that's bad news for him. Basically, whoever ends up being Tony's right hand man will probably be guaranteed to get to the finals. Tony will help take his alliance far, but they'll have no choice but to get rid of him.
He's making too many big mistakes to go with his good moves. The Jeremiah move was smart, but letting everyone on his tribe know about it was dumb. Identifying people for alliances and working on it was smart, but then letting them all know that he was bullshitting about several things was stupid. Not voting out LJ was a huge mistake. The FINAL FIVE shit was stupid. He's too full of himself to play shit cool like he needs to, so it's almost like he's playing an even worse (for winning) version of Russell's game.
 

Lanx

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the only way tony could salvage that "final five" shit with sarah is to talk to her (cuz they're gonna merge) and say that he did that on purpose to help her, since she was going to tribal, he did it so it would seem that sarah now has zero ties with her former tribe, and take a lot of heat off of her. Which it actually kind of did since they seem to focus on alexis/jerimiah, sarah and morgan didn't even seem to be brought up.

ozzy can't think for himself, he's only useful as a tool, a tool to be used by the aitu 4 and yul. yul never won shit, but as long as ozzy kept winning immunity the aitu4 could still vote out everyone else.
 

Intrinsic

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I have to assume a few major concessions were made for time in this episode.

Jeff's talk with Lindsey was obviously much longer and more detailed and probably for the better we only got to see the surface level stuff and her decision to leave. Hopefully she shows up for the reunion so we can spend 25 seconds asking her about the decision. Maybe she'll cry some more about how she needs the $1M more than everyone else because she's a fucking hairdresser with dreadlocks.

But I can't believe there was no (or very little) scheming around camp about the vote. We saw basically one conversation with Alexis (pbuh) in the water rallying for a vote and that was it. With all the fractures within Beauty and Sarah being in the position she was in... I don't know, just seems like we missed a lot. Everything was too cut and dry this week with the unanimous vote. Going in to the merge and with Alexis, Morgan, Sarah, Jeremiah, you're in a great numbers position. Now Alexis is gone, Sarah is probably more aligned with the Brains, and Morgan and Jeremiah are odd men out against the "final 5." Maybe it is a wash in the end, but I would have expected more gameplay going on.

The Tony thing was absolutely hilarious and he was so excited about coming up with it. There is zero way he was going to contain himself when he got back to camp. He can always pull the Blue Line with Sarah and bring her back in to the fold.
 

Noodleface

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Everytime someone quits this game I want to punch a hole through the wall. Such wastes of fucking skin. Health issues I can understand, even extreme family emergencies, but just quitting because you're a whiny bitch is so stupid. A lot of people would give a testicle and a kidney to play the game, and you squander that shit.
 

KCXIV

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well when they quit we dont get the double elimination episodes where they rush and episode. so i dont mind. i know they talked to Probst about that a few years ago, and they said they always add a few more a season then intended due to illness or people breaking. It happens almost every season.

Being in that rain all night has to suck. Thats the best parts watching their face in pure misery and you know they are thinking, what the fuck did i sign up to do this for. lol