Survivor
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Lanx
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i want that tribe to loose again to see if they're gonna gun for the 2 single old guys or gun for another couple. I'd be money they won't gun for jon, he's like one of the fit guys there. they might go for baylors mom, cuz it doesn't seem like many ppl like baylor so she'd be a good goat to take.
Araxen
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Baylor's mom is a fucking cunt and I was so hoping she was gone last night. It seemed to me they edited something out because that vote seemed weird to me. Something pushed them to side with Baylor's side instead of Kelley's and they didn't show it or I missed it.
It's really unfair to the people that were rationing properly and then the person who doesn't want to ration at all(Missy) gets to swap to the tribe with all the rice. She then immediately starts chowing down on it like a cow with her daughter. I really thought Jeff was going to trade their immunity idol for more rice though.
It's really unfair to the people that were rationing properly and then the person who doesn't want to ration at all(Missy) gets to swap to the tribe with all the rice. She then immediately starts chowing down on it like a cow with her daughter. I really thought Jeff was going to trade their immunity idol for more rice though.
Noodleface
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This has to be the most boring cast in recent memory. All bitches all the time. At least Rocker threatened to punch someone's teeth in.
Gravel
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I'm just amazed that Dale was the only one that took issue with it. I mean, they're essentially coming in and stealing your food. I know they don't show clips of how hungry these people are anymore (I guess that got boring), but if you've watched Ponderosa at all you know they're still fucking starving. I feel like that alone would have been enough for me to sway the rest of the tribe into voting her off.
Outside of that, you've got her essentially playing protector hardcore with her daughter. That seems like a good reason to get rid of her. And then finally, you had Missy doing some crazy scheming at one point in front of everyone. While that in itself isn't bad, it also means you've got to watch your back with her in the future (and her daughter who has already proven flakey).
Seriously, the more I think about it, the more baffled I am that they kept those two. They seem to be the most volatile couple there is.
Lanx
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I think Baylor talked "mad shit" about Dale to her moms. Then her moms, acting all moms, got crazy and started to think "how the fuck can i hurt, REALLY hurt Dale, I know, I'll vote out her daughter and he'll have to play alone and then afterwards we can tell him Kelly is gone b/c of him, that it's his own fault, his own daughter is gone.
I think with 3 ex husbands, she is evil enough to do just that, she knows how to use "family" and "blood" to hurt ppl.
I think Dale was stupid for speaking up about the rice, it's Survivor and these ppl are dumb and petty and will talk about one subject for HOURS, so they probably talked about "the nerve of that Dale, trying to ration MY FOOD!!!", and make him the bad guy, cuz if you complain and nag enough, it slowly starts to become fact.
I think with 3 ex husbands, she is evil enough to do just that, she knows how to use "family" and "blood" to hurt ppl.
I think Dale was stupid for speaking up about the rice, it's Survivor and these ppl are dumb and petty and will talk about one subject for HOURS, so they probably talked about "the nerve of that Dale, trying to ration MY FOOD!!!", and make him the bad guy, cuz if you complain and nag enough, it slowly starts to become fact.
Noodleface
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I can just picture those two sluts ganging up on the poor sap that is married to the mom. Just like poor dale. I bet she gets enough alimony to buy those fake tits she's got too.
Yeah, they're both terrible. Casting did a shit job for this season. So not only did they go back to the BvW well too soon, but they gave us a bunch of insufferable fuckwads to deal with, too. This season sucks.
Gravel
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How often does a fake idol actually work in the favor of the person trying to pass it off? I feel like that just makes you a target. You want to vote for that person to flush it out.
Did anyone else notice how pissed the black guy was when Jeff announced that food would be the reward? It was right after they showed him all pissed about trading for the rice. Hilarious.
I wish they would have showed exile during the rain storm. We got a lot of whining from Julie, but at the same time those other two girls had absolutely nothing out there.
Did anyone else notice how pissed the black guy was when Jeff announced that food would be the reward? It was right after they showed him all pissed about trading for the rice. Hilarious.
I wish they would have showed exile during the rain storm. We got a lot of whining from Julie, but at the same time those other two girls had absolutely nothing out there.
It seems like every season now one team gets dominated and slowly gets voted out, which then forces a re-picking of teams (which has been so lopsided the last few years it isn't even entertaining anymore) and then forces an early merger. The producers need to think out of the box and do something new next season. I've had a hard time enjoying this season.
Just pick captains, have the captains school yard pick teams and send the teams out into the wilderness. No reward challenges, no redemption island, no rice, just immunity challenges and teams trying to use real survival skills. Now THAT is something I'd find interesting.
Just pick captains, have the captains school yard pick teams and send the teams out into the wilderness. No reward challenges, no redemption island, no rice, just immunity challenges and teams trying to use real survival skills. Now THAT is something I'd find interesting.
Fight
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Man, you fuckers never stop beating the "they must SURVIVE" drum.
That isn't what this show is and if it was, it would be incredibly boring. Naked and Afraid works because they cram 20 days into 60 minutes and they are able to do that because people sitting in a shack all day starving is fucking boring.
Go camping for just 3 or 4 days and eat 1 hot dog a day, then come back here and scream about how big of pussy's these people are. It's different when you are out there with no electricity, no fridge, boiling water if you want a drink, and not know when/where your next meal is coming from.
That isn't what this show is and if it was, it would be incredibly boring. Naked and Afraid works because they cram 20 days into 60 minutes and they are able to do that because people sitting in a shack all day starving is fucking boring.
Go camping for just 3 or 4 days and eat 1 hot dog a day, then come back here and scream about how big of pussy's these people are. It's different when you are out there with no electricity, no fridge, boiling water if you want a drink, and not know when/where your next meal is coming from.