Survivor
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Lanx
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No homo, but are those bros good looking enough to be models? they look at best skinny scruffy white guys. b/c they're dumb enough to be models at least, holy hell were they dumb.
and how obvious are they going to be, why the fuck would you sit jon, and blond bitches practically grew up in the water. of course you sit the black guy for a swimming challenge, that's a given, only black guy who could swim was J-son from s19.
i wonder how they're gonna do the tribe swap. Are they gonna let couples meet up or purposefully try to separate them. shuffling ppl that lost loved ones would be unfair imo.
and how obvious are they going to be, why the fuck would you sit jon, and blond bitches practically grew up in the water. of course you sit the black guy for a swimming challenge, that's a given, only black guy who could swim was J-son from s19.
i wonder how they're gonna do the tribe swap. Are they gonna let couples meet up or purposefully try to separate them. shuffling ppl that lost loved ones would be unfair imo.
Bunch of fucking retards on both tribes. This could be one of the worst seasons ever.
lanx: the swap will be random, per usual. They haven't had an interesting swap (schoolyard pick-em) in something like 12 seasons.
lanx: the swap will be random, per usual. They haven't had an interesting swap (schoolyard pick-em) in something like 12 seasons.
Lanx
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omg, are they gonna combine all the blonds on the same team? fuck i can only quickly make out gigantor and old bitch. i hate to see tribe swaps, some of the best seasons didn't have a swap like
s10 whittling down stephanies tribe to nothing then watching them implode after all that time together.
and s25
any other seasons w/o a swap? (s20 HvV)
s10 whittling down stephanies tribe to nothing then watching them implode after all that time together.
and s25
any other seasons w/o a swap? (s20 HvV)
BrutulTM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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They totally telegraphed who was going home this week but it was still good. I think it may be a first for someone to throw a challenge just to get themselves voted off. This may be the first time that a player finds out their loved one has been voted off and celebrates as well. That dude has to be one of the worst survivor players ever and one of the least self-aware humans on the planet.
Soygen
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Yeah, hearing "worst season ever" doesn't even compute this early. That was one of the most satisfying episodes for me, simply due to how hilarious it was. That dude was probably one of the most delusional retards in Survivor history. Hah.
Fight
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Been able to call who is going home 5 minutes into every episode this season. The need to switch up the editing style.
The two brothers, Drew and Alec, are despicable pieces of shit. What epic cunts they both are.
Little brother Alec. If you have to find the weakest people around you, and put them under your thumb, just so you don't feel like an insignificant bitch... guess what, you are already low man in the group. If you ever have to tell a girl, "that doesn't happen with me" while you scold her... guess what, you are a beta-male-bitch and it does happen with you. Get use to it.
And then there is big brother Drew. Everything he said he was, kingpin, boss, hardest worker, leader, and challenge monster was self proclaimed. Meanwhile, here is what everyone else said about him: Delusional, unremarkable, lazy, unwilling to listen or compromise, and immensely stupid. He threw a challenge and was the first choice to be voted out in is tribe of 9 people. Did he even throw the challenge though? Are we convinced of this? Isn't it possible he just fucking sucks and was like, "I meant to do that."
Either way, he just went on national TV and put up one of the worst performances in Survivor history. Congratulations, douche.
The two brothers, Drew and Alec, are despicable pieces of shit. What epic cunts they both are.
Little brother Alec. If you have to find the weakest people around you, and put them under your thumb, just so you don't feel like an insignificant bitch... guess what, you are already low man in the group. If you ever have to tell a girl, "that doesn't happen with me" while you scold her... guess what, you are a beta-male-bitch and it does happen with you. Get use to it.
And then there is big brother Drew. Everything he said he was, kingpin, boss, hardest worker, leader, and challenge monster was self proclaimed. Meanwhile, here is what everyone else said about him: Delusional, unremarkable, lazy, unwilling to listen or compromise, and immensely stupid. He threw a challenge and was the first choice to be voted out in is tribe of 9 people. Did he even throw the challenge though? Are we convinced of this? Isn't it possible he just fucking sucks and was like, "I meant to do that."
Either way, he just went on national TV and put up one of the worst performances in Survivor history. Congratulations, douche.
Gravel
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I said it's the worst cast due to the absolute retardation they've shown. An example being the old dude looking for the idol and then throws the blame on black guy. Black guy's wife with her lying about havingtwoidols. Just in general they seem to run their mouths way too much. And it seems to be across the board too. Not one of them has shown restraint in talking with the other tribe members.
Lanx
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lol when they merge and they're like, you're wife had 2 idols, and old due says you(jeremy) gots one too? OMG black ppl gots all the idols!
Then he gets voted off first and he's like "bitch why'd you go and say you got TWO idols"?
this season is so dumb, don't tell me that's not a possibility.
Then he gets voted off first and he's like "bitch why'd you go and say you got TWO idols"?
this season is so dumb, don't tell me that's not a possibility.
Last season's Survivor was one of the best in recent memory (probably since HvV) and the last BvW was a solid season, too, so this season has a lot to live up to. I guess I can only watch terrible gameplay out of a couple of cast members at a time, not the entire cast. I'll keep watching because I'm an addict and Probst supplies the quality shit but I really can't see this season turning around enough to make it good.
The Amazing Race is really killing it this season, though, so if you guys aren't watching that I suggest you give it a shot. I have a feeling that it's the last season of the Race, too.
The Amazing Race is really killing it this season, though, so if you guys aren't watching that I suggest you give it a shot. I have a feeling that it's the last season of the Race, too.
Lanx
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IDK, TAR seems too family friendly and by now those contestants know the show, they even know to just tough it out in a physical challenge rather than doing some shit and being judged by a local.
Like that stupid shit where you had to march in formation, i'd be like fuck this, lemme haul some shit, who knows how much of a stick up their ass some local judge has.
I'm rooting for the Dentists, i want the one arm girl to fade away with her gay husband, man they're annoying. Also don't care for the former survivors, they're boring.
I'm glad the firefighters were taken out, so annoying "we're Boston strong, cuz we're boston!!!" ugh
I actually want to see the wrestlers more, they're funny and enduring
bikers are worthless
scientists too
black family, eh
the gays are tolerable, usually pairs of gays are just over gay.
there should be more U-turns and like mario kart blue shells or something, otherwise it's only editing that saves the show.
Like that stupid shit where you had to march in formation, i'd be like fuck this, lemme haul some shit, who knows how much of a stick up their ass some local judge has.
I'm rooting for the Dentists, i want the one arm girl to fade away with her gay husband, man they're annoying. Also don't care for the former survivors, they're boring.
I'm glad the firefighters were taken out, so annoying "we're Boston strong, cuz we're boston!!!" ugh
I actually want to see the wrestlers more, they're funny and enduring
bikers are worthless
scientists too
black family, eh
the gays are tolerable, usually pairs of gays are just over gay.
there should be more U-turns and like mario kart blue shells or something, otherwise it's only editing that saves the show.
Araxen
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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Finally got caught up with the season. It really sucked to see Rocker get voted off. I was hoping his wife would punch that fat whale yelling at Rocker. How is it that she hasn't lost any weight yet? wtf..
I think Keith trying to pin the idol on Jeremy was a good idea. Jeremy will eventually be his own downfall. The guy has a bad temper and it's only a matter of time before he goes off and gets himself voted out. Just having that seed of "he may have an idol" planted will pay off later on.
I think Keith trying to pin the idol on Jeremy was a good idea. Jeremy will eventually be his own downfall. The guy has a bad temper and it's only a matter of time before he goes off and gets himself voted out. Just having that seed of "he may have an idol" planted will pay off later on.
These fuckers are so stupid they cant even figure out how to ration rice. Another weak episode.