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Lanx

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Jaclyn is the one with the nice tits (pink bra in episode 1, white floral bathing suit this episode).
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implants after she won 2013 i guess

For black women, if memory serves me right, very few make it past the merge,

we have to discount Yul's season, since that was the most racially diverse season and has an off the charts numbers for non white ppl.

there was vespi who actually won

na'onka who quit with purple kelly

again Cirie also

and Crystal (the track star who faked being a mom, but couldn't perform even tho she was an olympic athlete, and her whole team got busted for steroid use later on) who was buddy buddy with ken the gamer (they were actually my favorite buddy/buddy duo)

and recently tasha

is that really it?

We have Lulz like Francesca getting double first boots.

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Good Lord, she's Gigantor
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as elurin stated rocker is already 6' 4, and her boyfriend who beat jon who is also named jon is 6' 3, she's 6 ft. (and that's how she is w/o heals, you'd normally see tall girls with even crazier 4in heels)
 

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Such an underwhelming season so far. I cant even stand half of the contestants. When the indian twin started spazzing after the challenge I was ready to turn it off. Oh and the preview for next week with another contestant acting like a complete idiot. Such suspense.
 

Adam12

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So not only are they getting fucking owned by the other tribe, but they're allowing the other tribe to dictate who the vote off? Fucking genius.
 

Intrinsic

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Every season I'm good about reserving judgement until the merge when things really heat up. This year it seemed like a great cast, expectations kind of went up, and in about 30 minutes it all went out the window. Idiots man, idiots.

P. S. On the off chance the Fappening hacker reads Rerolled, is a Survivor fan, and doesn't have me on ignore; requesting Kelly and Jaclyn pics, plzkthx.
 

KCXIV

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implants after she won 2013 i guess

For black women, if memory serves me right, very few make it past the merge,

we have to discount Yul's season, since that was the most racially diverse season and has an off the charts numbers for non white ppl.

there was vespi who actually won

na'onka who quit with purple kelly

again Cirie also

and Crystal (the track star who faked being a mom, but couldn't perform even tho she was an olympic athlete, and her whole team got busted for steroid use later on) who was buddy buddy with ken the gamer (they were actually my favorite buddy/buddy duo)

and recently tasha

is that really it?

We have Lulz like Francesca getting double first boots.

*edit
Good Lord, she's Gigantor
rrr_img_77499.jpg


as elurin stated rocker is already 6' 4, and her boyfriend who beat jon who is also named jon is 6' 3, she's 6 ft. (and that's how she is w/o heals, you'd normally see tall girls with even crazier 4in heels)
Hana when I was 24 my friend came down from Montana with a friend of hers chick was 6'2. My Mexican ass is 5'9. And I folled around with her. So awkward but hey gotta do what u gotta do.
 

Lanx

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How dumb are these survivors? They are so scared of celebs? I would love a celeb on my team, b/c I know that person isn't going to win the game, hell if that person made it to f2 with you, then you win the game, no one will ever give a celeb or former celeb money.

John was actually a celeb that did shit, he's a giant, did you see him with his gigantor jaclyn counterpart? they just walked over the obstacle course like 2 Godzillas at a putt putt course.

and he caught fish...

Why would you, as a male not just vote off the dumb girl baylor, (and she has like a troll doll face) she's just gonna get voted off next week, cuz there's no way that team will ever
win now.

oh well, this means Julie is safe till the merge.
 

Gravel

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It seems like the last 5 or 6 seasons (basically ever since Hantz, but not including all star seasons) that people have been overthinking it. Instead of the strategy of strengthening your team to make it to the merge, they're all thinking about the final tribal already. It's why every season we keep saying, "These players suck." It's because they do. They're voting off their strongest players which in turn causes them to lose even more, thereby weakening their team again. Then we get the early season tribe mix up, but it fucks up the dynamic of the game. Finally you get to the merge and because the one team fucked it up so bad, it leads to a boring last few weeks where one side just dominates the shit out of it.

Not only that, but the people in this season can't shut their fucking mouths. You've got several people talking freely about their cross-tribe alliances (which is probably what got Rocker voted out), dumb twin bitch just spouting off about how she's not afraid of a 6'4" athlete (reminds me of Ray Rice's fiance attacking an NFL player; you're basically not afraid of him because you're banking on the fact that he wouldn't hit a woman), and a whole lot of shit talk any time the two tribes get near each other (which is strange since the two tribes are connected).
 

BrutulTM

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Team on a losing streak - Votes out their strongest member because the other team told them to. Great thinking guys.

If I was on that team I would be looking to get rid of the blonde haired gay guy. He is an awful player and has voted erratically more than anyone else. Terrible person to be in an alliance with.
 

Gravel

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It'd be a tossup between him and Baylor for me. They both seem to stir up shit. That said, I don't know what the other members of their tribe see. I'd be tempted to vote out Jaclyn too after her little outbursts at tribal.
 

Soygen

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Why would anyone vote out gigantor over the worthless blonds?
Because he's negative apparently. Now that they got the negativity out of the tribe, they're going to win all challenges. You just watch!
 

Lanx

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Because he's negative apparently. Now that they got the negativity out of the tribe, they're going to win all challenges. You just watch!
oh sorry, I was referring to Jaclyn as gigantor, hmm but i did say blonds, gah there just too many to get straight, they gotta start kicking off the ugly baylor and the old missy so i don't get confused.
 

Cantatus

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Because he's negative apparently. Now that they got the negativity out of the tribe, they're going to win all challenges. You just watch!
And I don't even understand where that was coming from. Unless I missed something, he talked back to the Indian twin, but that was only after she started bad-mouthing him and telling people to get rid of him. I think most players would react similarly if someone was openly trying to get them voted out. They kept showing people on his tribe talk about how negative he was and how they needed to get rid of that and what a horrible person he was, but we never really saw any evidence of that. And if he was, so what? It's not like the guy was NaOnka or Colton who were utterly useless in addition to being assholes. Despite their losing streak, it's hard not to see him as being an asset in challenges. Not to mention, if I'm playing the game, I want the guy who is drawing the hatred of the other tribe around, because when the merge happens, that's someone else people will be gunning for instead of me.

It's like people don't even worry about making it to the merge with numbers anymore. Everyone is so convinced they'll make it to the end that they target peoplewellbefore they're threats. It's frustrating, because it just results in one tribe basically cannibalizing themselves and then post-merge you tend to get several predictable weeks of the rest of that tribe being picked off.
 

Lanx

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Maybe rockers tribe was dumb enough to think that this is what their loved ones wanted, cuz everyone on the other side is a loved one, so maybe they thought they were doing this for them.

I don't even get it, the smart play would be to take rocker to f2, who would vote for him? really. I'm 5 10 and he'd be my ally for life, i'd protect his monster self from everyone, so i can drag him to F2. Plus he's not lazy and he obviously has skills, i mean he's caught fish, that's something.

The gay is a survivor fan, he should know this, and the old man is a fan too. And the rest, well 2 dumb guys and 2 dumb girls, oh well.
 

Soygen

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And I don't even understand where that was coming from. Unless I missed something, he talked back to the Indian twin, but that was only after she started bad-mouthing him and telling people to get rid of him.
Yeah, he basically got shafted because of dumbass Val saying she had idols. Everything after that was pretty much the ripples caused by her stupidity. The Indian(Trini?) chick didn't even know who he was until Jeremy started telling them about his past.
 

Lanx

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Yeah, he basically got shafted because of dumbass Val saying she had idols. Everything after that was pretty much the ripples caused by her stupidity. The Indian(Trini?) chick didn't even know who he was until Jeremy started telling them about his past.
Indian chick has been on Amazing Race twice, so i'm sure 50/50 it was to use rocker as a stepping stone to get "screen time", i mean this is their next project

"I am studying to be a physical therapist and in the process of creating a bikini/swimwear line with my twinny!"

yes i know, it's pretty vulgar to picture them in bikini's but to be fair they're putting it on other ppl.
 

Adam12

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I hate that Rocker is gone but that was a brilliant move by the other tribe (with the Twinnie being the main instigator). I do think that they had an impact on that vote, and getting rid of Rocker will only make challenges even easier for them than it has been so far. Don't forget that Rocker's dumb ass had an idol, so the fact that he's gone is his fault more than anyone else's.