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Araxen

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Araxen

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I was just thinking today that our lone hope for this season to get interesting is all on Rodney and his plan. Good lord..

I feel like when Carolyn/Tyler finally decide to act it'll be too late for them to do so. Actually I think it's too late for them now. This season is literally for Mike's to lose.
 

Jysin

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Joe Ponderosa:



Hali was hot on the show, but absolutely smoking cleaned up around Ponderosa.
 

Araxen

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Jeff Probst tweeted today they have to bring Joe back somehow for another season. So...
He'll be a lock for Season 31 and I bet Jenn is too.

I hope Joe got some play from Hali at Ponderosa.
 

Lanx

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The rumored twist is revealed...

exclusive: Jeff Probst reveals the big new twist | EW.com

If it ends up in Mike's hands I'm gonna rage.
It's going to be a bidding war between tyler and mike, cuz lol women have to eat I mean i know it's from my favorite season, but i don't think any woman since Becky in s13 borrowed money from yul(they have since stopped borrowing) to outbid candice on a mystery prize, that ended up letting her take candice's money and sending her back to exile for the 4th time.

i say tyler and mike, cuz come on the only other 3 is fat dan, fat will and rodney, he'll probably pay 100 just for beer he's so dumb.
 

Gravel

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That twist sounds fucking retarded. These Survivor producers suck at this. They can't cast (and this was their "good" casting season) and their twists are awful.
 

Namon

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I thought the casting was great this season...It's just the blue collars are really abrasive, and somehow came into the merge with numbers and then bolstered those numbers by poaching an alliance from one of the other tribes. I really liked Joe, and I think he was a good kid. You know he is coming back and I hope by the way he talked in that Ponderosa that he isn't going to try to be all out shady his second time around, as it will blow up in his face (although laying low is not a bad idea). And it would be criminal if he didn't try going after some of that Hali that is for damn sure.
 

Lanx

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Predictions for tonite? I think Mike will get the double vote (cuz he wants it more) and double vote out tyler, cuz he's the only real physical competition to mike, or vice versa.
 

Xenrauk

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I dunno I think the double vote could be interesting especially at times for split votes, although 9/10 times the split votes resolve themselves before it comes down to it with someone switching last minute. Could be interesting tonight if the Rodney alliance finally moves forward and look to get rid of some blues, the extra vote could be useful.

Mike, Dan, Sierra, Shirin - murica
Carolyn, Tyler, Rodney, Will - merica
Jenn - swing which could be a throwaway vote, but saw a new light on Rodney? still in alliance with Shirin? who knows.

Targeting Tyler would be the best option for murica, targeting Mike would be the best option for merica. Whomever gets the vote though will probably cause some confusion since I'm sure most will just think it's just another idol clue, they most likely will not target an idol holder since the numbers are not there for splits. Not sure if Mike will get it but look out for Dan or Shirin to try and get it too, being the "biggest" fans they should know what the auction usually brings.

Also looks like Carolyn will probably slide into the final four at least because she's been low key the entire game, not a big threat in challenges, people like her and she still has an idol. Pretty much the way Tyler and Carolyn have been playing is the best one to get the furthest in the game, although it's pretty boring. Does Jenn seem the type of person that would switch things up after Hali gets voted out, and act like she doesn't care and want to leave just to deflect the votes to other people since reds were in the underdog position? I think she's truly bummed she lost her alliance.
 

Djay

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This season has been interesting and the post-merge stuff hasn't been extremely predictable like it normally is when one side has an obvious advantage. That might be because of the 3-tribe thing. Anyway...this episode made me hate Will and like Mike. Tyler has to be the favorite at this point, but winners usually get more screentime than he has.
 

Araxen

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This episode made me actually like Rodney and hate Will and Mike even more. Mike made two bone-headed decisions in one episodes. It's pretty surprising how he's gone from first to last. He's played a pretty flawless game up till this week.

Fucking Dan doesn't and go bury that fucking two vote note. What a dumbass.
 

Gravel

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Will is the worst kind of person. He takes a moral high road while talking shit out of the other side of his mouth. He's honestly a giant piece of shit as a human being.

What kind of person says "That's why you don't have a family" to another human? I don't even...

Rodney's Rodney-isms are still hilarious. He's an idiot, but he's entertaining.
 

Xenrauk

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Well now.. 10 mins and they throw my discussion out the window lol, a lot of shit happened this episode. Will doing what he did after he got accused of hoarding more food, I probably would have blown up too, I mean who gives a shit if he had more food hidden away he paid for it and still shared food with your hungry asses just be grateful. But he crossed the line with the insults, and got what he deserved when Shirin blocked him from the letters, (lol at Will thinking he's doing everyone a favor by dropping out the immunity challenge for the letter lol). Rodney blowing up every time Mike mentions the other alliance just proves there really is another core alliance, too bad Dan and Sierra are too stupid to see that they will be 5th and 6th.

Speaking of Dan... bury the letter, burn it, drown it, do anything but put it in your bag idiot, I don't think you need the letter to present the second vote, that's why people don't keep idol stuff in their bags they bury it till tribal, biggest idiot fan. Mike made some big mistakes for sure, he still deserves to win but doubtful he gets to the final now, he's playing on another level than the rest of the idiots, like Ninja Mike mode to spy on the conversation of the other alliance lol.
 

BrutulTM

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Mike is letting the game get into his head too much and forgetting that you have to maintain relationships. I wouldn't count him out though, with Joe out he is the favorite to win every challenge and he has a HII. I think if I was in his place next week and didn't win immunity I would put it out there that I had a HII and I was playing it tonight. They rarely call your bluff on that and at the very least they will split votes. If it works you are there another week and you probably don't even have to play the idol. It has worked before and if you force them to show their hand a week early with regard to breaking up the 6 then you've got a chance to benefit from the fracture. I guess that wouldn't happen unless Shirin had immunity or was already gone so Mike might need another individual immunity win first. Also, if he can hang in another week he might be able to get it into people's heads that the jury hates him and he will get no votes at the end. I don't know if that's true, but guys like Dan and possibly Rodney are dumb enough to be convinced of it. It would be pretty funny watching the jury hold their nose while voting if the F3 wound up to be Dan, Shirin, and Mike.

Also, Mike and Shirin voted for Jen? Dan must have told them he was not going to vote with them before tribal.
 

Fight

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It is hard coming up with people to like this season. Will, Dan, Carol, Shirin, Sierra, and Rodney are all pretty shitty for one reason or another. Tyler might be playing the best game, but he is utterly uninteresting and hardly someone you can root for. Then there is Mike, who for what ever reason, annoys the fuck out of me. He is playing hard, but I just cannot root for the guy. Joe and Jenn were the only ones I wanted to see walk away with $1m and they are having 3somes with Hali back in Ponderosa now.
 

Lanx

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Someone please tell me why these ppl hate on Shirin? aside from the early eps of her being panty naked to wash clothes and unattractive, she seems to be one of the most tolerable ppl?

I mean the rest are all pieces of shit, even Tyler for being a snooze bag.

Also why did Will share his shit w/ ppl? it was buried and shit, wtf that seemed like the best "you don't have to tell a soul", was he really dumb enough to think he could bribe ppl?

I've picked my final 3, i want the 2 fatties and shirin! that has got to be the best tribal!
 

Soygen

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At this point, Shirin is the only person I like(and mostly out of feeling sorry for how she's being treated). I would probably be ok with Mike winning. If the Rodney alliance is in the end, this might the most unlikeable final crew ever.

This was hilarious:

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Djay

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Also, Mike and Shirin voted for Jen? Dan must have told them he was not going to vote with them before tribal.
Yeah, this was one of the few times I had to watch the votes at the end because I didn't understand why Carol only got 1 vote read. That was the only explanation I could think of...they were told by Dan and Sierra that they were voting with the 6, so they decided it was better to choose Jenn was leaving (since she didn't want to be there) rather than letting the alliance choose if they had voted together and got a 3-3-3 tie.