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Djay

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I wasbeggingShireen to raise her hand when Jeff said it had to be unanimous. I really wish she could have articulated herself better and really buried that hypocritical piece of shit.
 

Lanx

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I wasbeggingShireen to raise her hand when Jeff said it had to be unanimous. I really wish she could have articulated herself better and really buried that hypocritical piece of shit.
Well, she saved herself, cuz she is one of the Superfans, and that is a great Superfan explanation, from a game perspective black fattie doesn't deserve shit, if she said it in an emo way, that could easily be used against her.

Also what a contrast this is
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Seriously someone tell me why they(the cast) hate on Shirin, other than she's just not attractive?
 

Xenrauk

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She probably got on the cast because she's a "superfan" and they needed someone annoying for white collar.... lol.

She apparently annoyed people with her constant talking early on, naked dish washing, etc, she obviously was trying too hard to fit in. Have to give it her though for surviving this long despite most hating her on the tribe, she's had 3 alliances fall apart around her, she's the one that pointed out at the auction that if you buy the letters at a final price Jeff lets you buy the rest for the same price which ended up being $20, any of them grateful for that? nope. I wish she could have buried Will at tribal.

Still really annoyed that Dan got the extra vote.
 

Abefroman

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Black guy buys something and gets removed from auction, next item is fried chicken and waffles lol. I can imagine a bunch of white producers high fiving after that shit played out perfectly.
 

Lanx

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next week predictions, it's gonna either be Mike or white fatboy blindside (cuz they foundout he has 2 votes).
 

Araxen

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I was so glad when she raised her hand. Jenn's idol play and Shirin raising her hand are the highlights of the season so far.

I would be perfectly fine with Shirin winning this season. IMHO, if she is at final tribal she should win. She should have been gone weeks ago but is still around.

She'll be back..



Even in losing Joe wins still..

 

Kirun

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I was wholly convinced that Mike or Joe was going to be this season's winner. While Mike isn't 100% out of the running, he made absolutely boneheaded moves. You've already broken the fucking "trust", man. Backing out at the last second while trying to justify and rationalize it away by saying that you "just aren't that kind of person"? Nobody is going to buy it at that point and if you're in for a penny, you're in a for a damn pound. Then, to make it worse, he gives Rodney ammunition against Dan and Sierra by outing the flip before they've read their letters. Completely idiotic move and play that probably cost him the game.
 

Gravel

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That "I Can't Even" video was hilarious. In retrospect, I like Jenn a lot more than I thought.

2nd video: "What was the challenge today?" "Uh, it was so fucking stupid." Fucking LOL.

And yeah, I agree about Mike. If you're going to be a scumbag, you've got to go all in on it. Backing out was just as bad as doing it, but without any of the reward. Really dumb move.
 

Void

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I haven't really paid attention to this season, so forgive me if I'm way off base, but after watching the "I Can't Even" video I immediately felt that Jenn is the female version of Dick from Veronica Mars.
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Araxen

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The Rob has a podcast exit interview for Jenn is pretty interesting. She said she tried everything to get people to flip and nobody would flip and that's why she "quit" because you can only beat your head against the wall so many times. Sierra won't flip because she thinks the people who she is aligned with are so unlikable that she could win.

Survivor 2015: Worlds Apart Exit Interview with Jenn Brown
 

Intrinsic

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I haven't really paid attention to this season, so forgive me if I'm way off base, but after watching the "I Can't Even" video I immediately felt that Jenn is the female version of Dick from Veronica Mars.
Aw man I can see that. I always thought she reminded me of a Hanson brother, so while hot I was kind of sexually confused. Although thinking Sierra is hotter may indicate I'm closer to the furry side of the spectrum, because everyone else thinks she's a giraffe.

Really no one left that I like and am finding myself siding with Shirin for reasons already mentioned. Rodney slightly possibly if he moves more towards the goofball Rodney and not a psycho Boston boi.
 

Araxen

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Whelp that was interesting at least. I wish he would have played it but that would have been royally stupid.
 

Kirun

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I thought it was a pretty decent attempt at fracturing the alliance. One of the better ways to "reveal" your idol without actually playing it.
 

BrutulTM

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As funny as a vote-off between Dan and Tyler would have been, Mike definitely made the right choice by not playing it. Shireen isn't really worth that much to him. She had a golden chance to turn the game upside down by winning immunity but she couldn't do it. Now they know that Mike has the HII too, which throws a wrench in things even if he doesn't win immunity. He probably has to play it if he doesn't win, but they will have to split the vote which means tipping their hand on who is on the bottom.

It looks like dipshit Dan is going to lay an egg over Tyler putting his name down as well. God damn is that guy aggressively stupid. The people hating on him for being a misogynist are going to get some more ammo based on his confessional about Shireen. I bet his twitter feed is a fucking dumpster fire right now.

Tyler and Caroline are playing a really solid game right now but Mike is a wily motherfucker and you can't count him out. He has to be kicking himself for not going ahead with his ploy with the letters. Maybe Jeff was going to let Caroline give back her money which would have been bullshit but if that wasn't the case then he fucked up big time by not going through with it because he is getting all the blow back anyway.

Even if Rodney asks to be voted out next week they would be dumb to do it, but they may have to because Dan is fucking dumb and probably can't be talked out of honoring his "friend's" wishes. Mike will definitely be whispering in Dan and Sierra's ear about getting Tyler out and they may go for it depending how butt hurt Dan is at Tyler. If they decide to split the vote because of Mike's idol that would be enough to get him out even without Dan's double vote.
 

Xenrauk

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Why would they introduce the women's immunity idol so late in the game? it should have been in since the merge, it would have changed the game for sure for hali and jenn, that's so ridiculous.

Mike's attempt to break the alliance was good at least, he did show that it isn't a 6 alliance strong, too bad dan is just too stupid to realize anything.
 

Araxen

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I think what Mike did last night sealed him as the winner. This fracture is going to be a mortal wound to that alliance. They have to force Mike to use his idol next tribal and elect somebody else to go. That's if Mike doesn't win the immunity challenge. No way they accomplish all that unless they all pile on Tyler as the second vote getter.

Quoting this from sucks:Mike's bluff in Survivor Sucks Forum

Shirin said during her exit interview that Jeff didn't let the players discuss the vote once Mike pulled the idol. They were on "lockdown" and had to vote without talking about it or even looking at each other.
 

Lanx

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Holy shit, this is gonna be one pissed off jury. The bitterest of the bitters in all of 30seasons