Survivor

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Adam12

Molten Core Raider
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Yeah that was how they introduced her first (mma/cop) but since the cop part fits the storyline that's all they've gone with since.
 

Araxen

Golden Baronet of the Realm
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I'm rooting for Liu Kang from here on out. Thank god he didn't throw the challenge.
I'm pulling for Liu Kang and Spencer. They need to keep Tony around just for some lulz. When he found that idol it was the wierdest thing I've even seen. Dude was acting like he was literally cuming in his pants. It wierded me out.

Tony would have been perfect for Big Brother. Guy wants to start all kinds of shit and watch the fireworks happen from the sidelines.
 

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shitlord
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Maybe Chet?
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shitlord
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Why would Tony want to partner up with that crazy bitch Trish. LJ is more of a threat than Cliff ever was, especially now.
 

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
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Speaking of bottom, Alexis was smoking this episode, and need gif of Morgan running at that reward challenge.
 

Pumpkin Thief

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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I didn't like Tony much before, because he is weaselly, but I had respect for his gamesmanship somewhat. At least he was maneuvering and beguiling people and shit. Flipping on his numbers and ousting Cliff made zeros sense to me though. He has empowered LJ and for all he knows, once LJ makes it to a merge he will back to some old alliance he might have had with his beauty tribe. Makes no sense at all. You had numbers, you had a chance to get rid of a potential down-the-road problem and instead you cast your fate in with crazy (Tony's own words) Trish who has made the cardinal sin of openly becoming connected/smitten/whatever with a tribemate? Just makes no sense.

Am rooting for Liu Kang, but this doesn't bode well for him. Was happy for Spencer though. What an awesome win that was for him.
 

Ameraves

New title pending...
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Can someone explain to me why Tony's (terrible) tattoo was on the wrong side for a brief moment when he was talking to Trish? I'm sure there is a simple explanation for it, but I don't get it.

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BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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We're not the brain tribe, we're the crap for brain tribe. I mean, just a rolling log jam mess with a couple of nerds on top.
I kind of became a Kass fan after this line.

I am bummed that Cliff when home. Tony sucks.

It was kind of fun to see all those beauty tribe people lining up to turn on their friends and join the brain tribe. I guess maybe the lesson is that being smart is only an advantage on Survivor if you're playing with a bunch of dumb people.
 

Lanx

<Prior Amod>
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poor spencer, how is the 21 yr old chess nerd the brawn of his new tribe? i lol'd so hard when i saw him and j go up against cliff. and how are the nerds better at a social game? it's like the nerds got into it and were made kings. if they were smart (and i know lots of you would love this option) the nerds would just be a power 3, and take morgan as a 4th. morgan has like nobody but if the nerds could use her for 2 solid vote offs, she'd last a long time.

they'd probably (and should) keep jerimiah around the longest, otherwise it's a comlete tribe with zero muscle.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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Yeah, Alexis' ass looked awesome in that bikini. As much as I love Morgan's tits, you would think the chick would bring a sports bra to help hold those suckers down a bit.

I laughed when Morgan's lie got unintentionally exposed about the Idol hint.
 

Intrinsic

Person of Whiteness
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Can someone explain to me why Tony's (terrible) tattoo was on the wrong side for a brief moment when he was talking to Trish? I'm sure there is a simple explanation for it, but I don't get it.
It happens some times when the frame gets flipped around in editing or something. Was trying to think of famous examples... Star Wars has quite a few. Also the entire conversation between Jefra and Trish was put together from at least two different ones. Half the time Jefra has on her bike shorts and the other half it was her bikini bottom. I was watching very closely and noticed this!
 

Fight

Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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I finally figured it out. Not only do they look alike, but they talk alike and have the same mannerisms...
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shitlord
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Apparently Probst said that next week something happens thats never happened before on survivor. Trish gets smacked in the face?