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Gravel

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I'd imagine it has something to do with her and that chick with the dreads. There was a brief clip of the dreads girl talking to Probst.

I guarantee it won't be exciting.
 

Noodleface

A Mod Real Quick
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Can I just say, those dreads look fucking horrible. She looks like a walking pile of rubbish. I'd still slam her pussy, but I'd only be 75% into it.
 

Araxen

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Kirun

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Speaking of bottom, Alexis was smoking this episode, and need gif of Morgan running at that reward challenge.
Yo dog, imma let you finish, but I told ya'll that Alexis was the hottest bitch out there. The dreads girl seems like she could be attractive, but her hair makes her look like the fucking Predator.

I hope that LJ and Jeffra bring Lui Kang and Predator into the fold. It'd be hilarious watching them oust the Crypt Keeper and Mr. Sociopath. However, I think Tony has had way too much screen time devoted to him for an early exit.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Uncheck the box under the URL. Then the site will just tap the original web address and not try to load it locally on the site.
 

Lanx

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minor thought, last weeks challenge was obviously there to bolster up cliff, being a basketball challenge. since this weeks challenge was like 2/3 battering ram, you think it was there to oust the cops? since they do door breaking? i mean are cops trained on that? or only SWAT?

also if you look at the challenge both cops (sarah and crazy jersey) are in the front. i know crazy guy cop doesn't want to spill the beans but did sarah openly say she's a cop? (she was in the front b4 they changed up jerimiah and spencer to the front)

also i have no hopes for liu kang, he's next threat, he's probably part fish since he's a surfer and ppl (rightly so) would be scared of that, he practically has the same build as ozzy, if liu kang climbs a tree, he's gotta be cut.
 

Regime

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Liu Kang and Predator better pull some serious mind Fatalities if you know what I mean bros
 

BrutulTM

Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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minor thought, last weeks challenge was obviously there to bolster up cliff, being a basketball challenge. since this weeks challenge was like 2/3 battering ram, you think it was there to oust the cops? since they do door breaking? i mean are cops trained on that? or only SWAT?

also if you look at the challenge both cops (sarah and crazy jersey) are in the front. i know crazy guy cop doesn't want to spill the beans but did sarah openly say she's a cop? (she was in the front b4 they changed up jerimiah and spencer to the front)

also i have no hopes for liu kang, he's next threat, he's probably part fish since he's a surfer and ppl (rightly so) would be scared of that, he practically has the same build as ozzy, if liu kang climbs a tree, he's gotta be cut.
I think you're overthinking it. I doubt that they tailor their challenges to specific players, especially since pretty much every challenge has been used before at this point. Obviously a lot of those obstacles take a lot of work to build and they're probably planned far in advance. Also, it's not like your average cop busts down doors on a regular basis to the point where they are somehow far superior at slamming a post into a plank as hard as possible.
 

penalty_sl

shitlord
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I wanna know how LJ doesnt use his immunity idol at tribal. I mean, in his head he was on the chopping block there. But he somehow knows enough to trust Trish and Tony to not play it, even though he just met them. Balls of steel really.
 

Djay

Trakanon Raider
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This would be the worst season for me to be on Survivor...if anything was going to kill my game, it would be Morgan's tits. I would have made a Day 1 alliance with those things...even if I was on a different tribe.
 

Adam12

Molten Core Raider
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I wanna know how LJ doesnt use his immunity idol at tribal. I mean, in his head he was on the chopping block there. But he somehow knows enough to trust Trish and Tony to not play it, even though he just met them. Balls of steel really.
Tony and LJ must have had a conversation that wasn't shown on TV. LJ seems like too savvy of a player to not have used the idol without some serious assurances.
 

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Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Yes, Tony and LJ had to have had a behind closed doors deal, probably where LJ revealed to Tony that he had an idol.