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Lanx

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Thou shalt not invoke the name of Phillip Shepard, without using his full and earned title, Special Agent - Phillip Shepard. I could really go for a buffoonery season soon. Retards, Rejects, and Retreads.

But really, what I would love, it's an all former Professional Athlete season. I'm sure there would be plenty of men to choose from, then you get ladies like Abby Wambach, former olympians, WNBA players, etc. It could work and it could be awesome.
one of my favorite olympians (was she the only one?)
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Jysin

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I would definitely watch Kelley and Cierra again. Even Abbi if she did sort of a redemption story, but if it's just going to be "ooh she's so crazy and hot headed" again I'd pass on that. ...
HAHA! You say this as if that basket case has ANY sense of self awareness!

Funny guy Brutul... funny guy!
 

Djay

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I thought I'd seen the original Exile Island, but started watching it on Hulu last week and realized I hadn't. Binge watched it and, even though I knew who won, it was one of the better seasons I can remember. Might make my Top 5...although it possibly slides down a bit because I'm not sure the winner deserved it. I think the very top seasons had to be entertaining and competitive throughout and still have the best player win in the end. Terry was a beast...I can understand now why they brought that entire Final 4 back again in later seasons.
 

BrutulTM

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Thank God Survivor and Better Call Saul are coming back. I've gotten through Jan/Feb with no shows except Gold Rush and Mythbusters. When you're exclusively watching the Discovery Channel it's bad times in TV land. I've even resorted to watching shows like Diesel Bros and Treehouse Masters it's been so dry lately.
 

Namon

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I feel like this season is going to be kind of a dud. Partly because it's following such an amazing season before it, but also no one on that cast grabbed me in that first night, and then we already know they had tons of issues due to the brutal climate going on while filming this. I will still watch, but I can't help but think it's not going to be as good as recent seasons past.
 

BrutulTM

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I heard that rather than focusing on the brains/beauty/brawn aspect the just cast people that they thought would be good on the show and then shoe-horned them into the categories and in some cases (Alecia on brawn, Tai on beauty, sort of everyone on beauty, etc) it doesn't really make sense but whatever.

I think the brawn tribe probably made the wrong choice voting Darnell off instead of Alecia for challenge purposes BUT if they were going to vote Darnell off, it shouldn't have been for losing the goggles, it should have been for pooping in front of everyone. WTF Darnell? Black people must be a little sad that they had a black guy that was a former life guard to break the "black guys can't swim" stereotype and he fucked up the first water challenge.

I am with you on Liz, she is super hot, maybe hotter than anyone on the beauty tribe, and seemed pretty not-crazy at least in the first episode. Debbie on the other hand, I could not wait to get off my tribe. She is legit nuts and I would just not want to be around that. Also the fact that she listed off all of those crazy jobs and then tacked on server at Red Lobster at the end just goes to show that she must be lying about those other jobs or just terrible at them. Either way, get her off my TV. Aubry reminds me of this super nerdy woman I know in real life a disturbing amount. She could be her sister both in appearance and the way she acts which is not really a complement and she also seems to be a head case or at least a weakling but she did get all 4 paddles for the brains tribe in the challenge before anyone else which was pretty impressive.

The beauty tribe didn't make much of an impression aside from Tai but I don't really get why people get so butthurt when someone is looking for an idol. Isn't everyone looking for it? Also, Nick looks a little bit like Gaston.

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Ameraves

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Pretty much echo what Brutul has to say. Debbie is 5 levels of batshit crazy and needs to go. Brawn voting Darnell off was pretty stupid, since it is clear that Alecia was 100% useless so far in the game.

Not sure who I am pulling for yet, but I really like Tai.
 

Kirun

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Tai and Alecia really should've been swapped. Those 2 seem the most out of place, but I think they wanted to keep it 3x men/3x women on each tribe, so they shoehorned them in.

And yeah, the first few tribal challenges usually involve a large strength portion/element, so keeping Alecia around was stupid as shit.
 

Kiroy

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Debbie could morph into philip level of nuts which may actually be entertaining, I hope she sticks around a bit so we can find out. Could also just turn into a large annoyance to watch so we'll see. I think i'm gonna root for neal - seems pretty down to earth dude.
 

Lanx

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i see it as fucked up brains already got 2 old ppl and 1 is already cray/cray. They could have at least spread the old ppl around, look i'm all fine for old ppl, but i'm not cool w/ having a team be 30% old ppl, and it's a pre-determined team to boot (no school yard pick/random).
 

BrutulTM

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I listened to a RHaP this week and Stephen Fishbach pointed out that Debbie is the female coach. Constantly telling people how great she is at everything while exhibiting zero evidence that she is good at anything whatsoever. He also said that he got Liz on the show because they met on OK Cupid and dated a bit which didn't work out but he thought she would be good on Survivor so he got her in touch with the casting director. I wonder how much stuff like that goes on.
 

Intrinsic

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Ear bug was the worst thing I've ever seen. Some real horror movie shit. I would have lasted about 10 seconds before tagging out.

Oh hey look, black guy voted off first. Classic Survivor.
 

Kuriin

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Hubby knows Tai in real life because they both have cycled from San Francisco to LA numerous times. Hoping this will be a good season.
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Xenrauk

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Jenni - got a bug in the ear, withstood that shit for an entire night, she toughed it out and the bug eventually came out and she was on for the challenge, my vote to win the game.
Darnell - village idiot, you don't shit in the water 20 ft from your camp, wtf man. Also no black man should volunteer for anything water related.
Debbie - village idiot, trying to oversell herself to the tribe.
Alecia - village idiot, if someone asks you if you have the idol don't say maybe, made the others want to switch and vote her out instead.
Tai - too early man, you were almost a lock into an alliance now you've blown it.

Anna - hawt girl of the season.
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Pumpkin Thief

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Jenni at tribal council, wow. That was so bizarre to see someone self destruct that hard out of nowhere and for no real reason. Brawn tribe is fucked proper.