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Gravel

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It's just like the first season of BvBvB. One tribe loses over and over and then in 2 weeks we'll end up with a tribe mixup.

Tai and Caleb was fucking hilarious. And that Debbie lady or whatever is insufferable. "I can see if the water has pathogens." I can't wait til she gets some terrible bacteria.

And yeah, that was a hell of a meltdown. I don't know what the hell was going through her head.
 
Djay

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Jenni - got a bug in the ear, withstood that shit for an entire night, she toughed it out and the bug eventually came out and she was on for the challenge, my vote to win the game.
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Lol...I don't think any of us saw that level of a meltdown coming from her. I'm rooting for the hot girl on brains. Didn't really like Caleb on Big Brother, but enjoying him on Survivor so far, especially the interactions with Tai.
 
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Lol...I don't think any of us saw that level of a meltdown coming from her. I'm rooting for the hot girl on brains. Didn't really like Caleb on Big Brother, but enjoying him on Survivor so far, especially the interactions with Tai.
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Haven't seen the episode yet, but I guess I spoke too soon.
I guess shouldn't be surprised at survivor women high level of craziness.
 
Lanx

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Fuck it, i'm gonna root for hot blond also, Brawn is gonna lose again, and they gonna get rid of the big guy cuz he starts getting on everyone's nerves and the hot bitch just keeps on 9 lives'n it.
 
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One thing I've seen in almost every season for like the last 10 years is people coming to tribal council and feel the need to blab about their alliances and plans. If you make a secret all girls alliance then shut the fuck up about it, go with the flow and do your blindside. "Things were up in the air", last week maybe when there were two people to potentially vote out, not on the week that had only one. I r disappoint Jenni.

For some reason I am now reminded of Sid from ice age every time I see Alecia, from Jason talking about her being a ditz, and that reaction after the vote off. She probably should have been on the beauty tribe and Caleb on the brawn tribe, but then I guess we woulda missed out on the Caleb Tai interactions.

Also the immunity idol being stuck 50 ft up a tree, that seems extreme, I liked how it worked last season, give a clue and let them try to sneak it out of the challenge.
 
BrutulTM

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It seems like one tribe is always a shit show in the 3 tribe seasons. Brawn is a mess but I have rarely seen anyone shoot themselves in the foot as effectively as Jenni did at tribal this week. I thought there was no chance that Alicia would survive that until Jen opened her mouth. Alicia seems terrible at survivor but I have to root for her a little if for no other reason than that she spent 5 hours working alone to get the fire started. No one should take that long to start a fire with flint but you have to give her some credit for sticking with it at least. Jason seems like a real douche fuck so his hatred for Alicia kind of makes me want to like her as well.
 
Kirun

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Liz strikes all the right chords with me. That low self-esteem, "girl-next-door hot" thing really tickles my pickle.

Based on the Bounty Hunter's (Jason?) edit so far, I think he goes deep into the game, possibly sitting at final tribal.
 
Lanx

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One thing I've seen in almost every season for like the last 10 years is people coming to tribal council and feel the need to blab about their alliances and plans. If you make a secret all girls alliance then shut the fuck up about it, go with the flow and do your blindside. "Things were up in the air", last week maybe when there were two people to potentially vote out, not on the week that had only one. I r disappoint Jenni..
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Well, remember that Tribal is really 2-3 hours, they really edit the shit out of it, Jeff is just a master now at pulling shit outta ppl, at times they say it feels like a police interragation cuz you can't go no where, you can't do anything but just answer Jeff, and many ppl have said Tribal is actually nice, it's the nice and warm there (at least better than back at camp) so your guard is down, many contestants sleep sitting up, and gotta be knocked awake to answer a question, so you answer it drowsy, you're fucks ville.
 
Pumpkin Thief

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Was good to see Brawns catch a break finally. Beauty is really buzz sawing through those challenges. It's going to be fun watching Peter try and scramble for social footing after being so smug and openly confident that he was dictating things. It never ceases to amaze me when the person going home uses their last chance to say something (while the credits are rolling) to whine about being lied to when they were doing the same kind of lying.

Looks like someone gets med evac'd next week!
 
Kirun

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Not my main girl, Liz! Damnit!

I started suspecting it last week, but based on the edit and this week, I feel confident in saying that Jason is probably going to end up at final tribal.
 
BrutulTM

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Dammit. It's her own fault though, she and Peter obviously underestimated the rest of the tribe and were way too smug.
 
Gravel

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I pretty much dislike that entire Brains tribe. Speaking of smug, they all are, except maybe Aubry who has literally zero chance of winning it.

Alecia is really wearing on me too. I can't imagine how annoying she would be to live with for a week at this point. Without a merge/mixup soon, I imagine brawn will dwindle down fast.
 
Soygen

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For such an early vote off, that was really satisfying watching those two on the brains tribe get owned. Way too confident and cocky.
 
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The tribe I hate is brawn. Alecia is horrible at survivor but everyone else on her tribe is such a douche that I can't help rooting for her. The basketball player dude sounded so dumb talking about how Jason was going to "take care of him". I really don't think that there's anyone on this season that you should trust less than Jason. If I was on the brawn tribe I would definitely try to flush out that idol at the earliest opportunity.

The brains tribe is pretty lame too though. Peter is obviously a horrible person who unfortunately got Liz caught up in his hurricane of smug and doomed her. It will be interesting to see if he is humbled by this last tribal since he obviously thought that the rest of his tribe were a bunch of potatoes for him to arrange as he pleased and got proven very wrong. Debbie obviously has more game than I was giving her credit for but listening to her scream at the camera in confessionals is just about unbearable. Literally the only thing I know about Neal is that Liz and Pete thought he was a threat for some reason. Joe is such a weird dude that I have to keep reminding myself that he is a real person and not like a surrealist painting or something.

The beauty tribe is crushing it in challenges. It seems like every one has been a battle for second place between Brains and Brawn. The only person that has been distasteful on that tribe so far is Nick, but then we haven't seen that much of them because they haven't been to tribal.

Next week according to Probst: "The most dramatic and maybe most compelling episode we've ever done."

Looks like somebody is getting medivaced or possibly a group of people. I have to think a tribe shake-up is coming soon, maybe immediately depending on which tribe loses somebody.
 
Gravel

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It's someone (or people) from the Beauty tribe. And I'm pretty sure it's not Tai, so that leaves 5 possibilities.
 
jeffvader

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super idol is genius, how did they not come up with it sooner? would be amazing if it came into play without too many people knowing about it but doubtful now that the 2 brawnies are aware.
 
Soygen

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Didn't they have a 'super idol' like that before? Maybe as an auction prize or something.
 
Gravel

Gravel

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That was like a "special power" type thing. Basically everyone on the tribe knows you won something, but not what it was. I think it's happened twice, and it painted a gigantic target on that person's back and led to them getting voted out at one of the first opportunities everyone had to do so.

One was won at the auction, and I think the other was a "if you quit the immunity challenge and win, you get it" (swimming to a buoy).
 
Djay

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Damn! Liz!
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I don't like anyone left on Brains, which is usually who I'd pull for in this type of season. I don't like anyone on Brawn either, so I guess I'm rooting for Beauty. Basically anyone but the 3rd guy...Nick, I think? I like Caleb and Tai, and haven't heard enough from their girls yet to have an opinion.

Anyway, I knew it was a mistake right away when the Brawn girl shared the clue she found with the other girl. It almost never works out.
 
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