Survivor
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Pumpkin Thief
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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"I'm a uh...Funeral Parlor Director", lolz!
I liked Michaela but yeah, she needed to tone that Machiavellian stuff toned down and keep it internalized. Very poor social player.
Go...Ken..I guess? I'm not super duper inspired for any one person so far, season is fairly enjoyable though!
I liked Michaela but yeah, she needed to tone that Machiavellian stuff toned down and keep it internalized. Very poor social player.
Go...Ken..I guess? I'm not super duper inspired for any one person so far, season is fairly enjoyable though!
Kiroy
Marine Biologist
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I like Ken, Chris, Rat man Dave and Zeke. Liked michaela too but ya, her social game was garbage. Man she was a beast though, and her quips were real funny for the viewers. Jeff had a huge hard on for her too which was fun to watch. I will say it was the best move for them to get rid of her overall, especially now that we know the merge is next week.
Kiroy
Marine Biologist
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Intrinsic
Person of Whiteness
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Kiroy
Marine Biologist
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Do we know if any other player knows? Man, if he can keep that hidden into the final 2/3 and use it in his final speech with tears and shit, he wins.
Is he post op or still got the vag? Either way, my wife and I like him and a few others. This is how trans should be getting introduced on reality TV... not sure if anyone watched that season of Big Brother with the openly post op trans (male to female) but it was a hot fricken mess.
Araxen
Golden Baronet of the Realm
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I'm not sure about down below but he did has his tits chopped off because he was shown shirtless. If you're willing to go that far I think you would get the other part taken care of too.
Kiroy
Marine Biologist
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Tit removal is probably way cheaper then getting a brand spanky new big donger. Maybe this will be wrapped into his final speech on why he needs the money. Man that would be epic. "So I can buy a cock for myself"
Lanx
<Prior Amod>
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Man that fucking sucks, i woulda liked the reveal, since i too thought he just faggy, but him going off saying he's a trans, w/o Survivor going "and this season it's millenials genx AND ONE TRANS!!!" they didn't say shit.
Kiroy
Marine Biologist
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BrutulTM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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Taylor is so aggressively stupid that he's really starting to annoy me. I hope that the people who voted out Michelle stick together for at least one more week to get rid of that smug retard but they probably won't.
I like Adam but I think he fucked himself about 7 times this episode. He was playing way too hard and making it way too obvious. He survived this tribal but I think he seriously damaged his game with multiple people which is a shame because he was in a good position.
The reward steal advantage seems kind of dumb to me. They are just putting in twists for the sake of twists. I think if I got that one I would give it away to someone dumb enough to fuck themselves with it. I can't imagine that using it would pay off enough to be worth severely pissing off whomever you took the reward from.
The Jessica vs Will endurance challenge was pretty impressive. I also noticed that Jess has a pretty tight body and when she wears glasses it makes her big bug eyes less jarring.
It's too bad Will is stuck with the two shitheads. They have drug him into a hole he may not be able to get out of.
I like Adam but I think he fucked himself about 7 times this episode. He was playing way too hard and making it way too obvious. He survived this tribal but I think he seriously damaged his game with multiple people which is a shame because he was in a good position.
The reward steal advantage seems kind of dumb to me. They are just putting in twists for the sake of twists. I think if I got that one I would give it away to someone dumb enough to fuck themselves with it. I can't imagine that using it would pay off enough to be worth severely pissing off whomever you took the reward from.
The Jessica vs Will endurance challenge was pretty impressive. I also noticed that Jess has a pretty tight body and when she wears glasses it makes her big bug eyes less jarring.
It's too bad Will is stuck with the two shitheads. They have drug him into a hole he may not be able to get out of.
Gravel
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Yeah, that reward steal advantage is incredibly bad. It's like the "pick 2 of the final 5 to take on reward with you" at the very end that always turns out terribly for the winner.
All it's going to do is make enemies. You're screwing the person who won, and then everyone's going to be upset that you got a reward you didn't earn AND you had a secret.
All it's going to do is make enemies. You're screwing the person who won, and then everyone's going to be upset that you got a reward you didn't earn AND you had a secret.
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