Survivor

Namon · Nov 10, 2016

Gravel said:
Yeah, that reward steal advantage is incredibly bad. It's like the "pick 2 of the final 5 to take on reward with you" at the very end that always turns out terribly for the winner.

All it's going to do is make enemies. You're screwing the person who won, and then everyone's going to be upset that you got a reward you didn't earn AND you had a secret.

It will only be cool if there is an auction and there is an advantage for sale in it that is considered a reward.

Gravel · Nov 10, 2016

Namon said:
It will only be cool if there is an auction and there is an advantage for sale in it that is considered a reward.

That was actually my first thought, whether in all that other language at the bottom if the auction was excluded.

Namon · Nov 10, 2016

Gravel said:
That was actually my first thought, whether in all that other language at the bottom if the auction was excluded.

If it does exclude the auction and there isn't some other reward that involves some kind of late game advantage, then yeah it's almost 100% pointless, unless Adam is a huge meat eater and would trade his soul for one of the steak cookout rewards

Soygen · Nov 10, 2016

I dunno. Stealing a food reward away from Tyler might endear him to everyone else.

BrutulTM · Nov 10, 2016

I wonder if they will bring back the auction eventually. I think it's been a couple seasons since they have one since everybody just waits for an advantage and ruins the bit. I think if they do it they should just announce at the end that there will be no advantage for sale and just let people fight over the food like they did in the old days.

Lanx · Nov 10, 2016

BrutulTM said:
I wonder if they will bring back the auction eventually. I think it's been a couple seasons since they have one since everybody just waits for an advantage and ruins the bit. I think if they do it they should just announce at the end that there will be no advantage for sale and just let people fight over the food like they did in the old days.

fuck when was the last one?

I was gonna say the one Tony won, but it was the newer blue collar, where they all voted to buy the letters and one guy wanted to renig and save up for advantage?

BrutulTM · Nov 10, 2016

Yeah, the guy that almost renigged was Mike Holloway, who wound up winning the season after an epic immunity run. That was S30 and I don't think there has been one since.

Valorath · Nov 11, 2016

Starve 'em and bring back the brains-and-bugs eating challenges.

Love to see that with this group.

Lanx · Nov 11, 2016

No, they should do the Auction better.

All open

1st. ribeye steak, fuck that cookie shit in the beginning, bring out the shit that will destroy a starving mans willpower (cuz there's fucking 10 sausages left anyway)
2nd. pizza n beer
3rd. ribs
4th. etc...

Keep going, have like 30 plates of food ready, someone is gonna buy a taco dinner for like $20 sooner or later, and at the very end, when EVERYONE has spent money, bring out the advantage.

Tenks · Nov 11, 2016

Hannah's face is really unfortunate. She is queen butter face.

Lanx · Nov 11, 2016

Tenks said:
Hannah's face is really unfortunate. She is queen butter face.

I'm telling you, a few more days of starvation and she'll lose that baby fat and have a banging body.

Soygen · Nov 11, 2016

Too bad that bible talk makes my penis soft.

Soygen · Nov 11, 2016

If you're gonna' get stuck on jury, being the first juror is definitely the best. You get to go to Ponderosa and get an all you can eat/drink vacation at that point.

Araxen · Nov 11, 2016

She already had a banging body. Some of you people want women to walk around like skeletons, JFC.

Lanx · Nov 11, 2016

Soygen said:
If you're gonna' get stuck on jury, being the first juror is definitely the best. You get to go to Ponderosa and get an all you can eat/drink vacation at that point.

have you seen the ponderosas? being first just means you have the most amount of pentup hatred, and it's festering everyday

Soygen · Nov 11, 2016

I just watched Michelle's. She was having the time of her life. I would as well.

Intrinsic · Nov 15, 2016

Araxen said:
She already had a banging body. Some of you people want women to walk around like skeletons, JFC.

You talking about Hannah or Michelle, because Michelle fo sho.

Araxen · Nov 16, 2016

Taylor has to be up there as one of the biggest idiots to have played Survivor.

Gravel · Nov 16, 2016

My downloaded copy, for the first time I can remember, cut off the "next time on Survivor" part. Kind of disappointed.

But yeah, Taylor is fucking awful at this game. Adam is pretty close in 2nd place.

Pumpkin Thief · Nov 17, 2016

Adam is one of the worst survivor strategists I have ever seen on the show. I can't say Taylor is worse at the game, because I don't think it even occured to Taylor to play in the first place. He just sort of wanders around in a state of complete self-indulgence and solopsistic whimsy until his welcome is worn out, shrugs his shoulders and shuffles off to his next "the party is wherever I'm at, bruh (read that in a Jeff Spicoli voice)" experience. I'm glad he is gone, but I am sorry he gets to have a vote in the jury.

Taylor is such a non-entity in terms of gameplay, as to be unjudgable. It's like judging 'clear' in terms of color.

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