Xeldar
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Gotta admire your penetrative prowess, but I was referring to sticking both your testicles into an anus.
The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
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Aaron
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How the fuck is this thread NSFW? Where the hell do you work anyway? Westboro Baptist Church?
And back on track: with regards to the reach around position, which do you prefer, to be in front or behind?
Quaid
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...this is nsfw for almost every workplace I could possibly imagine that didn't have more than 1 deep fryer somewhere in the building.
Quaid
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...you have your head firmly implanted in your ass.
The discussion of homosexuality in this thread has nothing with why it is NSFW, dim-wit. It has everything to do with the sexually explicit content. At the top of this page there is a post about putting testicles in an anus...
Would you like fries with that?
Aaron
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In my part of the world NSFW only relates to graphical content. And in my particular job it more precisely means exclusive pornsites. I can still browse the PGT and look at artsy fartsy nekked ladies on Devientart and such.
But seriously, the idea that you could get fired or reprimanded or something forreadingin atext threadquestions such as balls in anus is pretty silly. At least for the vast majority of jobs that I can think of. I might draw the line if you work in a kindergarten and were using a computer where the kids could see the monitor. Or if you were working in the control room of a nuclear power plant. But then I'd be more concerned about you browsing websites that have a history of having malware on them that could fuck up the plant's security then the sexual nature of what you're reading.
We're all adults here (even though we don't all behave like it!)
But that's my two cents.
But seriously, the idea that you could get fired or reprimanded or something forreadingin atext threadquestions such as balls in anus is pretty silly. At least for the vast majority of jobs that I can think of. I might draw the line if you work in a kindergarten and were using a computer where the kids could see the monitor. Or if you were working in the control room of a nuclear power plant. But then I'd be more concerned about you browsing websites that have a history of having malware on them that could fuck up the plant's security then the sexual nature of what you're reading.
We're all adults here (even though we don't all behave like it!)
But that's my two cents.
Khane
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I just think corporate America is homophobic in a sense. Manager comes by and sees you browsing ESPN? Probably not going to be thrilled but most likely won't give you shit about it since people take smoke breaks and everyone needs to take a break here and there during the day. Manager comes by and sees the words balls in anus on your screen? Time to discipline you for wasting time on the company dime.
fanaskin
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Come on now, let's be serious, how could you kill Danny Devito? You fuck bill, marry danny, kill tebow, it's the only answer.
Kuriin
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Iannis, yeah 6 in one butt. Even pissed up his butt, too. If watersports are ya thing, I highly recommend it!
Fifey: Most I've done was about 26 nuts.
Nester: I don't know about that. You'd have to be really into fisting or serious weak sphincter muscles.
Xeldar: Nope, don't stick balls in butt. Though, I think I may have tried. Can't remember.
Azrayne: It was the worst thing you could possibly imagine. I was trying to think of men because I couldn't stay hard. When she wanted me to go down on her, I kicked her out.
aaron: Reach around? I prefer the rusty trombone. It's the best reach around method.
Fifey: Most I've done was about 26 nuts.
Nester: I don't know about that. You'd have to be really into fisting or serious weak sphincter muscles.
Xeldar: Nope, don't stick balls in butt. Though, I think I may have tried. Can't remember.
Azrayne: It was the worst thing you could possibly imagine. I was trying to think of men because I couldn't stay hard. When she wanted me to go down on her, I kicked her out.
aaron: Reach around? I prefer the rusty trombone. It's the best reach around method.
Cad
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Rod-138
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Kurinn, my girlfriend's #1 reason for denying me the butt is fear of getting older and having weakened asshole muscle control, thus, leading to uncontrollable poos.
Is there any merit to this fear and have you ever met an older man who's been reamed thousands of times that says all the plumbing works, or did that sphincter lose some if it's spunk?
Sorry if alrdy answered, but this is important
Is there any merit to this fear and have you ever met an older man who's been reamed thousands of times that says all the plumbing works, or did that sphincter lose some if it's spunk?
Sorry if alrdy answered, but this is important
Soygen
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Tell her that she should be less worried about pooping herself in old age and more worried about dying alone because you'll leave her if she doesn't let you get that ass!
Kuriin
Just a Nurse
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You can be fucked thousands of times and be perfectly fine. It's the people who start taking multiple cucumbers (or fists) up their ass that have weakened sphincter muscles. A cock here and there up the ass will do nothing. PLUS, she's a woman. She should be doing kegel's anyways.
edit: Agree with Soygen. Also, you should tell her she'll probably be incontinent anyways at an old age, so who the fuck cares?