The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Lenas

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I won't shit up the thread going back and forth but I'm not being some random gay basher. My comments stem from my gay cousin telling me that his first two relationships quickly devolved into the other dude wanting threesomes and him saying that gay men in general can be pretty slutty, that it was hard for him to find someone interested in a 1 on 1.

I will note though that calling it a "heterosexual standard" to not wanna fuck around on your partner only serves to perpetuate the viewpoint.
 
iannis

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It's not even the standard, it's just one model of many. I don't know that anyone means you're a gay basher. I don't. And if you were, I'll be right there bashing with you anyway. I ain't proud. If somebody just has to get hit I've made my choice. The standard actuallyis for the man to "fuck around" on his partner. If you've got ahold of a woman that you don't want to step out on that's just some great fucking luck and to your credit -- but probably not a lot to do with models or mores or standards or even sexuality. People are just kinda slutty in general. We just are. At least that's my hetero-normative experience of it.

As far as the gay for free pill -- maybe when I was younger. Maybe. If it's about intimacy I can understand that. If it's just about sex -- honestly that's mildly physically repulsive. It just is, that's not a moral statement. But ain't nobody forcing me to suck a dick -- so what the fuck do I care? I could give a shit on a personal level.
 
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Hypothetical question for straight guys: You live in a society where being gay/bi is not looked down upon and is not discriminated against. A pill is invented that allows you to be attracted to other men just as much as you are attracted to women. Said pill has no negative side effects and the attraction to men is reversible simply by no longer taking the pill. Do you take it?

So its a lazy Sunday, you're feeling horny and feel like getting your dick sucked. Pull up the Grinder app and what do you know, about 10 guys in your area are looking to suck some dick. You pick the most desirable one and send a quick message, "hey wanna suck my dick?". He quickly replies "sure thing buddy". So you hop off the couch and out the door, not even bothering with a shower or grooming yourself. An hour later you're back home, dick freshly sucked, and oh by the way, this guy sucked dick with far more expertise than any women ever has. No drama. You didn't have to buy them dinner and try to impress them for hours, or days. If you so desire you never have to see, hear, or deal with this person ever again. No bullshit.

Could any of you honestly turn down this pill? Under the right circumstances I can why gay men turn into raging sluts. Most guys probably would turn into sluts but cant because their not rich or famous enough and bitches be crazy.
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I would definitely turn it down, because I am not a faggot.

My heterosexuality (like other parts of me) is part of my identity. What's next? Popping a pill that will turn me into a black guy the next time I want to go shoot some hoops?
 
Blackyce

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MaulNutz_sl said:
Hypothetical question for straight guys: You live in a society where being gay/bi is not looked down upon and is not discriminated against. A pill is invented that allows you to be attracted to other men just as much as you are attracted to women. Said pill has no negative side effects and the attraction to men is reversible simply by no longer taking the pill. Do you take it?

So its a lazy Sunday, you're feeling horny and feel like getting your dick sucked. Pull up the Grinder app and what do you know, about 10 guys in your area are looking to suck some dick. You pick the most desirable one and send a quick message, "hey wanna suck my dick?". He quickly replies "sure thing buddy". So you hop off the couch and out the door, not even bothering with a shower or grooming yourself. An hour later you're back home, dick freshly sucked, and oh by the way, this guy sucked dick with far more expertise than any women ever has. No drama. You didn't have to buy them dinner and try to impress them for hours, or days. If you so desire you never have to see, hear, or deal with this person ever again. No bullshit.

Could any of you honestly turn down this pill? Under the right circumstances I can why gay men turn into raging sluts. Most guys probably would turn into sluts but cant because their not rich or famous enough and bitches be crazy.
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That happens every fucking day. Straight guys don't need a gay pill just to get their dick sucked.
 
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Araysar_sl said:
My heterosexuality (like other parts of me) is part of my identity. What's next? Popping a pill that will turn me into a black guy the next time I want to go shoot some hoops?
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Right, like you wouldn't do that.

I think that calling monogamy the heterosexual standard is pretty lulz worthy though.
 
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sex is for procreation and parental bonding, the rest is a side show.
 
Blackyce

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Lenas_sl said:
I won't shit up the thread going back and forth but I'm not being some random gay basher. My comments stem from my gay cousin telling me that his first two relationships quickly devolved into the other dude wanting threesomes and him saying that gay men in general can be pretty slutty, that it was hard for him to find someone interested in a 1 on 1.

I will note though that calling it a "heterosexual standard" to not wanna fuck around on your partner only serves to perpetuate the viewpoint.
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How am I fucking around on my partner if when I do go to have sex with someone else or when he did, we let each other know? Hell I'd leave the house for a few hours so he could be alone with his trick as he would for me. There was no behind the back shit, it was all up front.
 
Lenas

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Blackyce_sl said:
How am I fucking around on my partner if when I do go to have sex with someone else or when he did, we let each other know? Hell I'd leave the house for a few hours so he could be alone with his trick as he would for me. There was no behind the back shit, it was all up front.
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Not everything is about you, fucking queen. Yeah you had an agreement with your partner, that's great, heterosexual people do that too. It's not some shit you guys made up.
 
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Don't get me wrong I love to eat pussy, but when I do so, I know that there is going to be other things associated with it like a reciprocal blowjob and mediocre sex. What do gay men get out of just coming over and sucking someone off by using Grinder?? Do you then return the favor so both of you are getting off or just the one? Is it the satisfaction that they made a man get off or what?
 
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Wuyley_sl said:
Don't get me wrong I love to eat pussy, but when I do so, I know that there is going to be other things associated with it like a reciprocal blowjob and mediocre sex. What do gay men get out of just coming over and sucking someone off by using Grinder?? Do you then return the favor so both of you are getting off or just the one? Is it the satisfaction that they made a man get off or what?
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This is my question too, for the exact same reason. I'll do a little muff diving because I know what comes after. Just sucking dick? That seems unfullfilling.
 
Kuriin

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OK. Finally back home. Jeeeeeeeezus am I tired. :O

In regards to gays acting like sluts: It's not just gays, it's everyone. Gays just happen to be more open about it.

sex is for procreation and parental bonding
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Actually, it's for procreation only. Don't act like such a fucking fag by queering up this thread with your parenting bullshit.

Wuyley
Don't get me wrong I love to eat pussy, but when I do so, I know that there is going to be other things associated with it like a reciprocal blowjob and mediocre sex. What do gay men get out of just coming over and sucking someone off by using Grinder?? Do you then return the favor so both of you are getting off or just the one? Is it the satisfaction that they made a man get off or what?
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Actually, a lot of gays get off just pleasing their partner. Some guys are super submissive and love taking a load down their mouth or up the butt. No reciprocation.

Kuriin, how often do you go to non gay bars or clubs when you go out? When you go to one of the non gay venues, if it's tight quarters, do you get turned on at all when a straight man has to "squeeze" past you to get a drink or go to the bathroom? If yes, do you prefer if he squeezes past you with his ass facing you or his crotch? Have you ever copped a quick feel on said straight men?
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I rarely go out. When I do, I do try and go to gay bars. However, a lot of my friends and wimmenz love the straight boys so we go to those bars. No, I don't get turned on. I prefer either ass or crotch. Never copped a feel.

Just admit that gay guys have commitment and promiscuity issues. Social mores, lol, I'm not faithful to my wife because society wants me to be.
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Wrong. As I said above, gays are just open to their promiscuity. Straights aren't. You have many, MANY gay relationships who are 100% monogamous and others not so much. All about rules.
 
Ishad

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You mentioned ambien sex earlier in the thread, do you take it with or without booze? Is ambien sex the best time to convince my wife to take it in the pooper?
 
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Now that you mention it, it seems like there's a lot more homosexual people who get off on giving oral than heterosexual people getting off on giving oral. It could be because one can imagine the sensation the other is feeling but it could also be the level of confidence one has. I think I can speak for most guys when I say this is how I feel when delivering.

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Ishad_sl said:
You mentioned ambien sex earlier in the thread, do you take it with or without booze? Is ambien sex the best time to convince my wife to take it in the pooper?
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I can answer the second question, as a married man I can say for a fact that the best time to get the wife to let you stick it in her pooper is when she's on x or lsd.

Or drunk. Really really really drunk.

Like passed out puking in the toilet drunk.

Its not rape if you're married!
 
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