The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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hodj_sl said:
I can answer the second question, as a married man I can say for a fact that the best time to get the wife to let you stick it in her pooper is when she's on x or lsd.

Or drunk. Really really really drunk.

Like passed out puking in the toilet drunk.

Its not rape if you're married!
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For my wife, i just have to get her horny and ask. She'll agree to anything when she's properly worked up. She even orgasmed from anal.

BoldW_sl said:
I'm one straight guy who loves giving oral. Driving a woman nuts is all the reciprocation I need.
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Amen to this. I do it all the time with no reciprocity other than feeling her squirm on my face. With my wife, you could say there is technically reciprocity down the road because eventually I will fuck the hell out of her and it'll be better because I was teased. But I did it a lot before I met her too with girls I never got anything else from. Hell, I've eaten strippers in the VIP room, so in those cases I was paying to go down on her, and I thought it was a good deal.

Shit, almost forgot what thread we were in. Don't mean to derail, but I don't have any more questions for gay dudes because i have at least 2 left unanswered.
 
Fifey

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You ate out a stripper? That grosses me out far more than any thing else in this thread.
 
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Kuriin_sl said:
Ahhh. My bad then.


edit: Blackyce, how did your partner die?
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My partner died from the heart disease called cardiomyopathy. Cardiomyopathy is a disease that hardens/calcifies the heart muscle making it harder for the heart to pump. Eventually the heart muscle because so thick and large it can no longer pump effectively and not enough blood gets to your vital organs to keep you alive. It is contracted genetically or virally. My partner's we believe was genetic because other members of his family on his father's side had it. There is no cure other than a heart transplant and my partner didn't want to have one.

When he contracted it in 1992 he was given 2-5yrs to live. I met him in 1996 and luckily for me he lived almost another 17yrs with the disease.
 
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Lenas_sl said:
Making it about you again. I never typed your name or specifically said you had a problem; I said gay guys in general seem to have some issues with commitment and promiscuity and then I backed it up with admittedly anecdotal evidence.

Queens gonna queen.
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No you never typed my name specifically but you were referring to my post and did a "lol" to my comment about social mores. I was merely using myself as an example if you didn't realize that. Trying to show you how fallible your argument was.
 
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Aww I'll never eye a bar slag the same now. Also, I can't see paying a stripper to eat her out, I don't even buy drinks for broads at the bar.
 
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fifey_sl said:
You ate out a stripper? That grosses me out far more than any thing else in this thread.
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A? No, I didn't go down on *A* stripper.

Hell, I've licked a stripper's asshole. That wasn't in the VIP room though, that was at my house. I hung out with a couple of addicts one day when I was helping this stripper move, and about halfway in they had nicknamed me Dirty Motherfucker. I got a good laugh that fuckers who stay high 24/7 and were only there helping out for a tweener of coke (whatever the fuck that is) thought I was dirty. She was one of the ones that didn't reciprocate, so the story is relevant.

Quaid_sl said:
While I've never done it, I fucking guarantee a stripper's vag is both cleaner and more sterile than random bar skanks' we have all taken down in our past.
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True dat. They typically go freshen it up every few songs.

Blackyce_sl said:
My partner died from the heart disease called cardiomyopathy. Cardiomyopathy is a disease that hardens/calcifies the heart muscle making it harder for the heart to pump. Eventually the heart muscle because so thick and large it can no longer pump effectively and not enough blood gets to your vital organs to keep you alive. It is contracted genetically or virally. My partner's we believe was genetic because other members of his family on his father's side had it. There is no cure other than a heart transplant and my partner didn't want to have one.

When he contracted it in 1992 he was given 2-5yrs to live. I met him in 1996 and luckily for me he lived almost another 17yrs with the disease.
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Ignorant of the disease, but if it can be viral, weren't you at risk? Did you ever worry about that?
 
Kuriin

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Unless they did a lot of drugs, alcohol, or had Hepatitis C (going based on wikipedia...), no, he can't transmit it.
 
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I think you may have already answered this so sorry in advance if you did.
Why are you personally interested in having a relationship with an older guy and not ones closer to your own age? Or is this not the case at all and it just so happens hes an older dude?
 
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Tried doing the younger guy thing...just not into them. It's the same as having sex with women: I'm not attracted to them nor do I get sexually aroused by them. Wish I knew why, lol.






cue someone coming in saying Elektra complex.
 
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Arbitrary_sl said:
That movie was terrible and I'll thank you to not talk about it.
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Kuriin_sl said:
Tried doing the younger guy thing...just not into them. It's the same as having sex with women: I'm not attracted to them nor do I get sexually aroused by them. Wish I knew why, lol.






cue someone coming in saying Elektra complex.
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Wow not even attracted to them, fascinating. Do you have any theories on why this is? Do you have any father or abandonment issues? Such as maybe you view older men as being more mature and stable and thus less likely of abandoning you? If you feel these questions are too personal feel free to ignore them =p

I no longer have any gay acquaintances because I moved to a new location but when I did I didn't ask them any of my stupid random gay questions in fear that they might be offended or creeped out at my over-analyzing and fascination. Do you think I should just go for it and ask them a few mild questions and gauge if they are open to it?
 
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MaulNutz_sl said:
Wow not even attracted to them, fascinating. Do you have any theories on why this is? Do you have any father or abandonment issues? Such as maybe you view older men as being more mature and stable and thus less likely of abandoning you? If you feel these questions are too personal feel free to ignore them =p

I no longer have any gay acquaintances because I moved to a new location but when I did I didn't ask them any of my stupid random gay questions in fear that they might be offended or creeped out at my over-analyzing and fascination. Do you think I should just go for it and ask them a few mild questions and gauge if they are open to it?
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You know how some guys like women with big titties, and some guy prefer brunettes? Sometimes you just like what you like and even if you can explain it there's no explaining it.
 
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