The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

I used to use Veet and I swear to God every single time I applied it, which was maybe every two months, my skin got more and more sensitive to it up until the point where it's now unusable lava. The tender, tender skin between my thighs burns just thinking about the last time I gave it a go.

Lava.

You have said that you knew you were gay since you were in kindergarten. Has this been the same experience with your friends or have you heard of people being all ages before they "realized" they were gay. What is the most common?

Can't tell if you're asking on honest question, or trolling....

It might show my ignorance towards what makes people gay but I am being serious. I know of people who were married, had kids etc., and then came out. Did they know the whole time, were they unsure and just went with what was "right", or did they not "realize" they were full blown gay until later in life.

I don't think it's a one size fits all thing. I think that some people know it all the time but try to be "normal"; I think some just have a feeling that something isn't right but don't figure it out until later, if they ever do.

What are your fighting stats?

Wuyley_sl said:

It might show my ignorance towards what makes people gay but I am being serious. I know of people who were married, had kids etc., and then came out. Did they know the whole time, were they unsure and just went with what was "right", or did they not "realize" they were full blown gay until later in life.

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Well, these two (or more if they decide to pop out) will of course answer for themselves, but every gay person (male and female) I've known that this topic has ever come up - they've known since they were wee lads. It may have taken them a long time to understand that this meant they were "homosexual", but they always liked members of the same sex. I know, for instance, a lesbian with two college aged sons, because she was married for about 8 years, but never once in her life did she not realize she was gay - she just didn't *want* to be gay, and tried to live her life like everyone else - and it made her miserable. Now she's with a woman, that she's been with for just over 10 years, and she's never been happier. And I have no doubt these two will tell you the exact same kinda stuff.

The thing is (and maybe bi-sexual people just confuse the public?) if you're gay, it's innate - it's not learned, it's not decided upon - you either are or you are not, and if you are, then you have always been.

So what you're saying is that Araysar's fears of catching the gay are entirely unfounded?

Dude 26 times in one day...

Dude..

I think my balls would look like tiny little flattened wrinkly pancakes

Makes me think:

BrutulTM_sl said:

I like going down on women, but that show Cathouse on HBO always freaked me out when clients would come in and go down on the hookers. I just couldn't get past sticking my mouth in something that I know 6 other dudes fucked today, whether she washed it afterwards or not.

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Soap and water don't kill herpes bros

Hoss_sl said:

Ignorant of the disease, but if it can be viral, weren't you at risk? Did you ever worry about that?

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No by Viral I mean a virus settles in or injures the persons heart and triggers cardiomyopathy. So it's not contagious.

Wuyley_sl said:

You have said that you knew you were gay since you were in kindergarten. Has this been the same experience with your friends or have you heard of people being all ages before they "realized" they were gay. What is the most common?

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Pretty much although I didn't know what to call it until I was 11. I'm probably a bit older than Kurin (47 here) so back in the 70's the whole gay thing wasn't as open as it was in say the 90's to today. I remember having dreams, not sexual, but more like just being with other guys/men when I was around 5-6.

Hell when I was a kid in grade school I even categorized it. I had my friends, the people I liked and treated like a friend. I had my enemies or people I didn't like and treated them as such. Finally I had my "special friends". These were guys who I liked as my friends if not more so but treated as my enemies. I realized later on in life that I did this for attention from them. I was nervous to actually have them as a friend but it was easy to get attention from them if I treated them like someone I didn't like, by teasing or ridiculing them like most grade school kids do.

I finally put the name gay to who I was when I was watching a Phil Donahue show back in 1977. They basically said that if your son or daughter fantasizes 70% of the time about being with the same sex, that your son/daughter is gay.

Khane_sl said:

Soap and water don't kill herpes bros

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Rubbing alcohol! Did we learn nothing from Sam da Man?

1) Sterling: You're supposed to know. You're fucking Sterling Archer!

2) MaulNutz: Dunno. I've found some pretty unstable older dudes who love trying meth and going out on the deep end. Schizo paranoia shit.

3) dioblaire: it's ONLY safe if you nair for ~4-5 minutes. Do NOT exceed anything above 7 minutes. By that point, you may have reached the point of no return (almost 2nd degree burn). I do it and it's fine. Beats shaving.

4) Wuyley: hodj's right. Many of those men who are married are (obviously) older and were from a different time. I mean, a time where you'd get your ass beat and probably killed if someone found out you were gay. Things have changed for the better -- not completely. But, better. Also, in regards to your question on kindergarten: I don't know. I'm sure it's the same for everyone where "I just knew," but they are too afraid to come out because a lot of people suspect they're the only ones that are like this.

5) chthonic-anemos: +7 str, +12wis, +5int, +3dex

6) You guys going down on strippers = best way to get herpes. I would definitely not risk that. If you're going to eat them out, have them put on some kind of plastic wrap, lol.


Many of the bullies you guys encountered in middle or high school happen to be repressed gays trying to be straight.


And, in regards to me beating off 26 times in one day. I was, I believe, 17 then. At the end of the day, my right forearm looked like Thor's thigh.


fifey: go anal. It's amaze-balls.

Always pack her snatch with salt before you go down on a stripper. The salt atoms will engulf the herpes molecules and make for a tasty treat besides.

Be careful though. You need to use at least half a bag for it to be a reliable method.

Iannis_sl said:

Always pack her snatch with salt before you go down on a stripper. The salt atoms will engulf the herpes molecules and make for a tasty treat besides.

Be careful though. You need to use at least half a bag for it to be a reliable method.

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Hahha. If the herpes doesn't kill you, certainly the hypernatremia will.