The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Kuriin

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Twin brother is fraternal, so, genes are not completely identical. He's straight. I do have an older gay brother, though. Statistically speaking, it is the oldest and youngest children that are typically gay.
 

iannis

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That's pretty recent though, and only applicable to some areas. Averages are also deceptive. I know a woman with 6 kids... so in order for her to average to 2 you've got to include 2 childless couples.

It's actually not such a untenable observation as it might seem at first.
 

Wuyley_sl

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Fair enough but at the same time there is always going to be a youngest and an oldest when you are talking about this and not necessarily middle children. Granted I don't know shit about stats besides the bell curve and Z-scores but that has to skew the results somewhat.
 

Picasso3

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But were they not retarded and only sampled households with more than 2 kids?

Let's herp it out.
 

iannis

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Yeah, it's kind of interesting but it's not like some sort of GOTCHA. It's more along the lines of interesting trivia.

As far as I am aware the current idea as to what "makes" a person gay (on the nature side of it) relates to a very early series of hormonal processes which occur early in gestation. If you view it as a relatively common deviation from the norm then the first and last observation sort of supports that. Maybe that's changed since I last read up on it, this is just something I was taught years ago -- I do not stay abreast of the science involving what makes homosexuals homosexual. Primapara are less biologically effective at growing babies. The body has to learn how to do it -- that sort of explains the first. As for the last it could be a combination of social factors (age, health of the mother) which lead to deviation.

But, and I think this is probably obvious, an involved study of gayness starts to wander into uncomfortable territory. There's no gay gene that we can fix, but this sort of study... well, it's very easy to pass a kind of judgement using it which is not the point of the study.
 

Kuriin

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Docking means you need foreskin, a lot of it. Sounding scares the hell out of me. Ugh.
 

Cad

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I'm glad for incognito mode so I can google what you fuckers are talking about without my mom flipping out if she uses my computer when she comes over.
 

Arbitrary

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Docking means you need foreskin, a lot of it. Sounding scares the hell out of me. Ugh.
Alright, off to Urban Dictionary I go to find out what this "sounding" thing is.

Ah yes, now I have a name for at least one of the things I've seen that I cannot unsee. Lovely.
 

Blackyce

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Docking means you need foreskin, a lot of it. Sounding scares the hell out of me. Ugh.
Next time you're in the shower, if you have a hand held shower head, set it on a low setting and jet the water into your urethra, it's intense with no scare of shoving a piece of metal up your dick.
 

Blackyce

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Gay men love boobs. We just don't do anything with them. Unless you're into moobs.
Moob fan here. Never understood why I got stuck not only in the gay minority but a minority within it as well, first being a chubbychaser, then eventually being a chub4chub.

I'm working on placing myself in the smallest sexual minority possible it appears.
 

Skanda

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Alright, off to Urban Dictionary I go to find out what this "sounding" thing is.
My face when I saw the UD entry.

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iannis

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It seems more like one of those insane self-hate chop your balls off with a kitchen knife and split your dick in half on a 2x4 kind of disorders than some sort of gay thing.


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BrutulTM

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I like that I have never heard of "sounding" but if you go toAmazonthey have like 100 products for it.
 

Tarrant

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I just looked it up as well...I don't get how anyone could get pleasure from that, sounds painful.

I also like how it was defended by saying, "why are people into scat?" LoL, worse defense ever.
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