The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Picasso3

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I must be crazy to have not associated shoving oversized metal rods up my dickhole for pleasure
 
Arbitrary

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Picasso_sl said:
I must be crazy to have not associated shoving oversized metal rods up my dickhole for pleasure
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Homosexuals are explorers in the furthest realms of experience.

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Khane

Khane

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If two gay men with the same exact first and middle names get married, does the younger one then become a "Jr." to distinguish the two in the eyes of the law (if a surname is taken obviously)?
 
Blackyce

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Tarrant_sl said:
I just looked it up as well...I don't get how anyone could get pleasure from that, sounds painful.

I also like how it was defended by saying, "why are people into scat?" LoL, worse defense ever.
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No it's not. I'm just saying people have all kinds of weird mental states. You know there are people who exist with all kinds of mental issues. You think shoving something up your cock is bizarre, try looking up Body Identity Integrity Disorder. Now that's fucked up but it exists. Besides, if you haven't done sounding, don't knock it. From what I understrand it's a really intense feeling because of how sensative your cock is.
 
Skanda

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Blackyce_sl said:
try looking up Body Identity Integrity Disorder.
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Sigh, back in a few mintues. I'm already sure I'm going to regret this.

Edit: eh, already knew about those freaks. Just didn't know the name. They belong in the same category as shoving crap up your dick hole or those scat freaks.
 
Famm

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Blackyce_sl said:
it's a really intense feeling
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So are many other types of torture!

Remember when Phoenix was on a kick of finding oddball message boards way back on FoH? He found those fantasy feeders who wanted to get their women morbidly obese and the bugchasers who were deliberately attempting to have unprotected sex with HIV positive men. He seemed most fascinated with opiophile for some reason but they just seemed like run of the mill junkies to me.
 
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Jais

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Welp, I just learned what sounding is, ignorance really is bliss. Convincing someone to cram shit down your dickhole has to be the most awkward conversation ever. I thought talking women into licking my asshole was odd. I wonder how the really really freaky people find each other. What number date do you bring up how you like nails in your dick?
 
Eomer

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Jais_sl said:
Welp, I just learned what sounding is, ignorance really is bliss. Convincing someone to cram shit down your dickhole has to be the most awkward conversation ever. I thought talking women into licking my asshole was odd. I wonder how the really really freaky people find each other. What number date do you bring up how you like nails in your dick?
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I find that freakiness in the bedroom and physical attractiveness tend to be inversely proportional to each other, of course with some exceptions. The uglier the person, the more likely they are to want rebar shoved down their urethra. Seriously, just go to a sex shop or show/convention. most of the people there buying gimp outfits and 18" dildos are fat, disgusting, smelly hogs. Thankfully people date others of similar physical attractiveness as compared to themselves, so everything just kind of sorts itself out in the end.
 
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Picasso3

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Kuriin will you put rebar down your dick and give us a review? Cfrock hard weekendLyrical 2011
 
Kuriin

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Rebar as inRebar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia? Sorry, I'm not into sounding. Hell, I'm not intoanythinggoing in my urethra. Except maybe a tongue. But, that's just on the meatus. Fuck the urethra.

BTW, Jais, having your asshole licked and fucked by a tongue is the best feeling ever next to breeding/creampieing someone.
 
Blackyce

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fifey_sl said:
What the shit is "breeding" someone?

I'm learning so much in this thread.
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It's the new term many younger gay guys are using for being fucked or fucking someone. I don't understand it because when we fuck, we aren't breeding, but they like to call it breeding or being bred.

I believe it stems from gay men and women calling heterosexuals, breeders.
 
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Silence_sl

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Eomer_sl said:
I find that freakiness in the bedroom and physical attractiveness tend to be inversely proportional to each other, of course with some exceptions.
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You need to date different women. 100% of the sexual freaks I have ever known have also been 8+ on the Richter Scale, and most of them were 100 on a scale of 1-10. I had no sexual kinks until they were given to me by some fantastically hot women.

All I can say is...try to date outside of your circle.
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Blackyce

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Kuriin_sl said:
Er... Breeding means you cum in the person. That's it. It's not a new thing.
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Yes it is. It's only in the past 3-4yrs that I've ever heard any gay man say, "Breed Me" instead of "Fuck Me". I've been out and on the gay scene since I was 19 in 1985, lived in San Francisco in the late 80's and early 90's and I NEVER heard any one ever use the term breed.

It doesn't even make sense. Nobody is breeding anyone.
 
Kuriin

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Again. Breeding means cumming in the bottom. Nothing to do with fucking. It's the act of cumming inside.
 
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