The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Xeldar

Silver Squire
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What do you find more attractive on a man: A shelf ass or the barrel chest?

Meta question: What's more attractive: Olympic weight lifters or curlbros?
 

Kuriin

Just a Nurse
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What the hell is a shelf ass? Is that a negroid butt? If so, I prefer the negroid butt (that's white). Chests don't do anything for me.
 

chaos

Buzzfeed Editor
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shelf ass = ass you can put shit on, like a shelf. Set your drink there and shit. Not in a gross fat way.

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Kuriin

Just a Nurse
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Right, but she's black. Blacks are more predisposed to having lordosis which gives the effect of looking like a shelf ass. Look at her lumbar. Tell that ho to stand up straight then come talk to me.
 

Soygen

The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
<Nazi Janitors>
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If lordosis is wrong, then I don't want to be right.
 

Blackyce

Silver Knight of the Realm
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What do you find more attractive on a man: A shelf ass or the barrel chest?

Meta question: What's more attractive: Olympic weight lifters or curlbros?
Olympic Weightlifter. I had a huge hard on for Vasiliy Alekseyev when I was a kid.
 

Vaclav

Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Uhm... wow... if only my brother-in-law was gay, he would be right in your wheelhouse apparently Blackyce.