The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

Kuriin

Kuriin

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I dunno. I think everyone wanted a piece of my cock or my ass. But, I wasn't into it. ;p
 
iannis

iannis

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You're supposed to be breaking the bad stereotypes Kuriin, not the good ones.

How are you gonna recruit if your message is, "You get to fuck dudes. But only one at a time".

That's bullshit man.
 
iannis

iannis

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It'd be like a black dude saying, "Actually my dick is 6 inches long, and I don't see any reason to find that shameful or that it somehow makes me less of a man".

NO. BAD.
 
iannis

iannis

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It'd be like a black dude saying, "Actually my dick is 6 inches long, and I don't see any reason to find that shameful or that it somehow makes me less of a man".

NO. BAD.
 
Kuriin

Kuriin

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I'm a one-on-one kind of guy. A lot of men are into 20-on-1 kind of guys. ;p

Weirdest thing? Well, I guess pissing in a guy's ass? Would that be weird? Or would fisting be weirder?
 
Sterling

Sterling

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Did you mean fisting someone else or your own ass? If you meant your own ass that's pretty weird. Butt peeing is perfectly legit when it's a hot chick so I would assume that it's fairly normal in the gay community as well.
 
Arbitrary

Arbitrary

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Do you have a mutant power that allows you to pee with an erection or does it require waiting for at least partial flaccidity?
 
Big Phoenix

Big Phoenix

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I pissed plenty of times with a full on erection. Almost impossible to use a toilet though, gotta use the shower more or less.
 
iannis

iannis

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I've tried bending at the waist and just eyeballing it in there, but that never worked out that well. I've tried sitting down and peeing like a girl, but that actually makes more of a mess cause it just sprays out from under the seat.

Big Peenix is spot on, I think. Really the only sanitary places to pee when you've got wood is either in the shower or in someone's butt.
 
Erronius

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Kuriin, why does Minecraft have the best music at the select screen whereas the in-game music is so sparse?
 
BoldW

BoldW

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Be a man - Go outside and paint a tree. I don't know why, but peeing outside is somehow very satisfying.
 
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