The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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chaos

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Anyone who is familiar with internet porn knows very well what edging is, whether they are aware they know or not.
 

Vlett

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Few years ago some of my wife's gay friends were all on a britni > lady gaga for the true gay. Rest being posers. I always thought the fuckers were trying too hard to begin with, but w/e.

Is this still the case? Wife is thinking LG's new stuff might beat out Britni and I'm not qualified to answer her.
 

iannis

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Lady Gaga seems way more obvious for the true gay. Britni is tainted with 15 year old girls.

Hilarious stereotypes aside... Lady Gaga is the spiritual successor to Madonna, Britni is a child star growing old.

I don't even see how that's a point of contention.



Kuriin: Is it just me, or was the show Spartacus SUPER DUPER MEGA gay?
 

Blackyce

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Few years ago some of my wife's gay friends were all on a britni > lady gaga for the true gay. Rest being posers. I always thought the fuckers were trying too hard to begin with, but w/e.

Is this still the case? Wife is thinking LG's new stuff might beat out Britni and I'm not qualified to answer her.
As a gay man who doesn't listen to either, I have no clue.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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I edge to practice my performance. I hate using condoms and a woman can't be trusted to always remember to take her pills so it's very important to have complete control over my climax. Plus women love it when you can cum at the same time they do on a regular basis.

Kuriin (and Blackyce) do gay men try to cum at the same time as well?
 

Deathwing

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LOL east coast BBQ. I tried that garbage once. Maybe I should check out that thread.
It could very well be garbage. I was just pointing out there are large areas of the country where BBQ != white bread, thus it is a foreign concept.
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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This dude really hates white bread. He's talking about it in three different threads now.
 

Deathwing

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Hate? Not really. Though I am having trouble thinking of a meal/dish where a different bread isn't better. Kinda like ketchup.
 

Kuriin

Just a Nurse
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Iannis: Not sure. I haven't seen it, though I need to.

Khane: Most definitely. It feels wonderful cumming in someone when they're cumming as well. It goes from relaxed, to ultimate tightness (think surprise buttseks) then back to relaxed.
 

Hoss

Make America's Team Great Again
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You can get the same effect with a donkey punch though, can't you?
 

Khane

Got something right about marriage
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Yeah but chances of repeat sex drop drastically after doing that.
 

Kuriin

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I think they would still feel a strong punch to the back of the head, even on Ambien, lol.
 

Kuriin

Just a Nurse
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Did he get filled with so much cum that he went into renal insufficiency? That's always the best.
 

Big Phoenix

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I edge to practice my performance. I hate using condoms and a woman can't be trusted to always remember to take her pills so it's very important to have complete control over my climax. Plus women love it when you can cum at the same time they do on a regular basis.

Kuriin (and Blackyce) do gay men try to cum at the same time as well?
How would a guy not know when hes going to climax? Blowing your load isnt sneezing.