The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread
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Nah,, unfortunately it wasn't. He knows I have feelings for him though, hence why it seemed weird. We have good night kisses, hugs, "I love yous". Not used to straight guys being so affectionate with their gay friends who they know have crushes on them.
Not complaining at all, just curious if others have experienced that.
Hoss
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Khane
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You should be complaining. He's either a closet homosexual or a very cruel person. Either way he sounds like he has issues. A straight dude giving you good night kisses when he knows you want to be more than friends? What an asshole.
Also, stop friend zoning yourself. Just cut the cord. You can't be friends with someone you have feelings for, it always ends badly.
Kuriin
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Yeah, he s eems kind of an asshole if he knows you have feelings for him and he's doing a lot of stuff that seems gay.
Not saying he doesn't have issues. But he flirts with gay guys and girls all the time. He says he's just very secure with his sexuality. Maybe it's a guilt thing. He genuinely does love me and feels bad that he can't give me more, so he gives me as much as he's comfortable doing.
Sigh. Why can't he just be bisexual lol.
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I was going to say post so you could basically make an onahole(don't know what that is? Ask Sean. He knows, even though he'll claim he doesn't). But all that blood would make it messy. You'd have to exsanguinate first.
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As others have said he's either one beer away from giving up the D, or he's a true fucking asshole.
The only way to remain friends with a gay friend who starts to get a crush on you is to call him a faggot. And really mean it, in all of its hatefulness. That friend may or may not come to terms with the fact that you're not gay, and he may or may not forgive you for being cruel, but that cruelty is kinder than letting him think that maybe if he got you drunk enough...
Lol, not going to take advantage of him. If he were a raging homophobe, I'd probably question his orientation. But being women obsessed while kissing guys, telling them you love them, but being unable to go farther (yet) is strange.
I could never chop him up though.
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Bro I'm not saying take advantage of him, I'm saying reach over and grab his cock and go for the kiss, pretty sure it will be mutual, and if not he deserves to be chopped up anyway so you shouldn't feel bad about it. Post pics, also, so I can masturbate to it.
For those of you who are saying it is better to buy a $500 suit jacket online and have it tailored for $100 will be better then the $250 complete suit you buy at MW/JOS.....well no shit. What sucks is that when you are like me and need to buy 3/4 suits within a week or so and only have about a grand to do it in.
Has anyone bought a suit at Bloomingdale's / Dayton's / whatever it is called now or is it overpriced as hell?
Has anyone bought a suit at Bloomingdale's / Dayton's / whatever it is called now or is it overpriced as hell?
Bloomingdale's seems always overpriced versus what they offer. Daytons/Marshal Fields/Macy's is pretty crappy, at least east, northeast of St. Paul. The Southdale location seems to be the best incarnation, but I generally avoid it.