The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Vvoid_sl said:
I certainly can't argue with the three examples you gave at the end, in a vacuum. However, I think it is a little bit of a leap to lump sexuality in with those same comparisons, but I don't have a good way to argue that either without simply bringing up more analogies, which we all know are suspect. Mine would basically come down to, "I don't want a guy to suck my dick, because it wouldn't turn me on." I suppose an appropriate comparison to the drug example would be that I don't want to take drugs that make me hyper, I only want to take drugs that make me sleepy. Or something along those lines. But is that even what you're driving at? I'm not sure.

This whole thing was originated (correct me if I'm wrong) by you taking exception to the statement that if a guy sucks you're dick, you automatically turn gay. Obviously that's a bit of an exaggeration, but you're arguing it as if it is a real statement, so I can't really say much more when the premise is so tenuous to begin with. And the whole omnisexual thing is obviously a difference of definition between us, because first it sounded like you were simply talking about physical stimulation, now you're talking about experimentation or recreational sex, so I am not even sure what we are arguing anymore. And I don't have the debate skills of a Lithose or the stubbornness of a hodj to argue simply for the sake of arguing. Yeah, I do think that if you recreationally let a guy suck your dick, you're not *exactly* the same as someone that won't. Does that mean you're gay? Not necessarily. But even if there isn't a word for it, there is a distinction to be made, and that's essentially what people were saying. Yeah, it's an exaggeration, but it IS a distinction. At least to me, anyway.
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I'm totally fine with their being a distinction. I just don't think that distinction is as large as the difference between gay and straight.

To be totally clear I mean if one guy LIKES sucking a guy off and wants to marry and swallow cum all day long that guy is GAAAAYYYYYY. If one guy doesn't care what happens to slob on his knob but much prefers women to anything else that guy is straight but likes recreational/experimental sex. If one guy wants women, only women, not even transvestite women but must have been naturally born a women then that guy is as arrow straight as a catholic priest's cock at a gay boy scout convention.
 
BrutulTM

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If you sleep on the floor to stay away from another straight dude you must not be that secure in your sexuality. Nothing gay about choosing a comfortable bed over the floor even if there does happen to be somebody on the other side of it that you're going to not have sex with or even touch.
 
OneofOne

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BrutulTM_sl said:
If you sleep on the floor to stay away from another straight dude you must not be that secure in your sexuality. Nothing gay about choosing a comfortable bed over the floor even if there does happen to be somebody on the other side of it that you're going to not have sex with or even touch.
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Exactly. I didn't realize the level of homophobia present on this forum.
 
bixxby

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Is it gay if the other guy is passed out on ambien and you put it in his tailpipe?
 
Cad

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BrutulTM_sl said:
If you sleep on the floor to stay away from another straight dude you must not be that secure in your sexuality. Nothing gay about choosing a comfortable bed over the floor even if there does happen to be somebody on the other side of it that you're going to not have sex with or even touch.
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The only caveat to this is that I've slept with my wife for 15 years now, and I cuddle up with her at night without even knowing what I'm doing. I don't want to be cuddling up to some dude, especially one of my friends. If that makes me homophobic, so be it.
 
Sir Funk

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Give your subconscious some credit. Or maybe you are giving your subconscious credit and that is what you're afraid of...
 
lurkingdirk

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So, if I'm reading this correctly, getting in the same bed with another guy is gay. Sleeping on the floor is not. What about gay sex on the floor if he returns to the bed the moment we're done?
 
Soygen

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Then you're just stupid for not using the bed. And you're gay.
 
Jozu

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If you have to ask a gay man questions about your own sexuality (and are not a troll) then you're gay. Stop fighting with it, just accept and move forward.
 
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This line of questioning goes back to the FSR I think where someone asked if you would rather get laid by a hot woman with a penis or a fat/manly man with a vagina.
 
Nester

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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
Blowing or being blown by a dude definitely makes you gay.
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What if the guy blowing you appears to be a girl, then later during the act you spot her hard on and figure it out. Does that make you gay?


Same scenario as above, if you let him/her finish because "the damage has been done and you might as well," does that make you gay?


My friend says that is what happened to him in Thailand, he has yet to offer me a BJ.
 
iannis

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That falls into accidental gay, I think.

It's like when you're walking down the street and you check out the fine ass on that long haired chick a few paces in front of you and then she turns to the side and ITS A DUDE.

You're probably just going to have to whip it out one night, Nester. I don't think he's going to offer, per se. But once it's there dangling in front of him... I mean, you know.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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Nester_sl said:
What if the guy blowing you appears to be a girl, then later during the act you spot her hard on and figure it out. Does that make you gay?


Same scenario as above, if you let him/her finish because "the damage has been done and you might as well," does that make you gay?


My friend says that is what happened to him in Thailand, he has yet to offer me a BJ.
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What Iannis said. Also Thai ladyboys fall into a special category. Though you have to check with Fedor as I am not a master on the subject matter for trannies.
 
Kuriin

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Sorry guys, can't answer your most desired questions as I've been in Costa Rica. I get back in a few days.
 
Noodleface

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Kuriin is a true bro, taking precious time out of his vacation to let us know he's alright. Meanwhile Wizardhawk can't even send a post card from heaven.
 
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