The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Noodleface

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I love putting on my shoes and having an old mans wrinkly ball sack placed in front of my face while they try to talk to me about stuff
 

Binkles_sl

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Going to the gym and being gay/lesbo must be as fucking awesome as being straight and getting to shower with those of the opposite sex.
Depending on the gym, it is a wonderland/zoo. So much to see. So much variety. Avoiding getting a boner really comes down to age, maturity, self-control/inhibition, experience, context, etc. A straight man does not rape every woman he sees. In adulthood, I'm not aware of too many gay men that get an erection just by seeing a naked man at the gym. Desensitization and the context/situation matters a great deal.
 

Kuriin

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Sorry. ;-p Was busy today. Cardiac Telemetry floor was craaazzzzy.


1) @Beagle, don't have type II herpes. Generally the majority does have type I, though.
2) @Lithose, I don't do pity fucks.
3) @Pasteon, I've tried fisting. It can be fun as long as the bottom person is thoroughly cleaned. If not, it is not.
4) Wuyley, I MAY have sex with another man and a woman. But, I'd have to either have my face in their crotch or butt. I can't see the woman. ;o
5) @Julian, everyone should take Metamucil or Konsyl every day because it is the only 'laxative' that is safe for long term. So, if people have really loose stool, the psyllium fiber will really bulk it up. If it's really hard stool, then it will soften it. I think it's the same for nairing your asshole or using baby wipes. It's one of those secrets that a lot of people don't like to admit doing.
6) @Binkles, yeah you'd be surprised. ;p
 

Binkles_sl

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It could just be my cohort group. It could also be the difference between Californian and Minnesotan homo. I do know a minority of people that talk, perpetually, about gym boners. Naturalistic observation would suggest that their occurrence is quite rare.
 

TheBeagle

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I really hate having a hairy asshole/taint, are you telling me its safe to Nair that shit?
 

Kuriin

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I dunno. I did 23andme and it says I'm part African, part Galician, part Askhenazi, European, and part Irish.
 

Kuriin

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That only happens on TV shows. However, fag hags do try and seduce us fags to sleep with them. Those silly hags. Don't they know? Dicks are for trix.
 

Soygen

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That only happens on TV shows. However, fag hags do try and seduce us fags to sleep with them. Those silly hags. Don't they know? Dicks are for trix.
Did Ravvenn try to seduce you?
 

Famm

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Was Jerle gay before he was a tranny and did he really take advantage of James for gay love whilst James was inebriated?
 

Kuriin

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Many, many a time. Not into coke whores.

Jerle's an abomination to God. He's probably in Hell forced to eat pussy 24/7.
 

TheBeagle

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Have you ever seen a straight guy pose as a gay guy in order to maybe try to fuck one of those aforementioned fag hags, or to just get around chicks while their guard is down? Or does that only happen in bad Rom Coms?