The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Kuriin

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Have you ever seen a straight guy pose as a gay guy in order to maybe try to fuck one of those aforementioned fag hags, or to just get around chicks while their guard is down? Or does that only happen in bad Rom Coms?
This actually happens quite a lot. I know a lot of straight dudes that are super jealous that I get to touch chicks' boobs and butts and stuff and the girls are like, "Yeahhh!!". This is while the women are not intoxicated, mind you. thx.


Would I support allowing Jerle the right to marriage? Does he even know what the fuck he wants to be? Or is marriage just something he wants for attention?
 

Arbitrary

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Well fuck.

Alright, I had a gay professor when I was in college (in Wisconsin) and he was from San Francisco and did his masters thesis on the gay rights movement something something I don't fully remember. He was tall, a little above average in looks, and overall an alright guy. He stuck around for two semesters and went back to San Francisco. He didn't really have a reason for going back but one of the hypotheses made by a smart young female classmate was that there just wasn't enough action around here.

He went back for the action, didn't he.

edit - Jerle works for Riot under the handle of Damiya and streams occasionally. "She" also constantly livejournals in the SA IRC channel for LoL and talks about checking your privilege.
 

Kuriin

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What kind of gay person would want to live in Wisconsin? He probably did leave for the action or the fact that there's a larger population of queers in SF.


ps, I'v probably slept with your professor.















jk

















or am I?
 

Arbitrary

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You've got people traveling 2000 miles for a little somethin' somethin'.

That's almost a superpower.
 

Tea_sl

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Have you ever seen a straight guy pose as a gay guy in order to maybe try to fuck one of those aforementioned fag hags, or to just get around chicks while their guard is down? Or does that only happen in bad Rom Coms?
That's where I got all my action for the first 3 years of college because everyone assumed I was gay, and by the end of the first semester nearly all of my friends were either gay or female. This soon lead to a shit ton of action along with a shit ton of chicks calling me creepy. It was a symbiotic relationship as I played wingman for them and they funneled fag hags my way. Gradually people stopped thinking I was gay despite nothing changing.
 

Wuyley_sl

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Any idea why San Fransisco is the mecca for gay people? Is it just a very liberal city and word spread or was there a certain reason for it?
 

Famm

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Kuriin, how long can I expect the federal government shut down to last?
 

Kuriin

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Wuyley, it became a mecca in the 60s and 70s because people started flocking towards it when they would get kicked out for being gay. There was Harvey Milk for instance. So yes, it was originally spread by word of mouth.

Famm: Until Boehner has the balls to actually put the vote in the House. Fucking Republicans. The lot of them are closeted and I know it.
 

Hoss

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Arbitrary reminded me of something I've been wondering for a long time. Why do fags look for "straight dudes" to fuck. Is that a recruiting attempt, or something else?

Also, as long as we're being all civil here, are there terms for queers that you find offensive and wish we'd avoid?
 

Alex

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Arbitrary reminded me of something I've been wondering for a long time. Why do fags look for "straight dudes" to fuck. Is that a recruiting attempt, or something else?
He debunked that in the thread already. Gotta keep up. The questions have been rapid fire in here.
 

Pasteton

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Have you ever been to the 'power exchange' in sf?

The 'straight' area was just a bunch of old dudes walkin around jerkin off but I was told the upstairs gay room was a lot more fun
 

Aaron

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Surprised this hasn't been asked yet, but do you swallow? And why? (or why not)
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Kuriin, will the ACA, in your opinion, cause a shortage of doctors (since you are of that profession)?

Also, fuck, marry, kill? Bill Clinton, Tim Tebow, Danny DeVito
 

Hoss

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He debunked that in the thread already. Gotta keep up. The questions have been rapid fire in here.
Where? I read it all, didn't see it. Closest was the arbitrary question that reminded me of this, and his question was whether he dreamed of seducing a straight guy. I'm not sure mine is talking about the same thing. Here's an example of what I'm talking about

Looking to suck a thick straight cock - m4m

I don't think this guy is actually hitting up craigslist to seduce a straight dude who never wanted to be gay before. But then, that's why I asked the question.
 

chaos

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Depending on the gym, it is a wonderland/zoo. So much to see. So much variety. Avoiding getting a boner really comes down to age, maturity, self-control/inhibition, experience, context, etc. A straight man does not rape every woman he sees. In adulthood, I'm not aware of too many gay men that get an erection just by seeing a naked man at the gym. Desensitization and the context/situation matters a great deal.
Not to go backward when we should be moving forward in this wonderful thread, but I find this hard to believe. There are some large women at my gym, sure, but then there are some omg fucking amazing hot women, too. If I walked into the shower and one of those women was all soaping up her tits and ass, I would have a hard time controlling that particular physiological reaction. And I'm 33, not exactly a young man anymore.

Maybe that's how you control it. Every time you feel it coming on (or up, as the case may be) just start fantasizing about one of the hambeasts eating a greasy Wendy's burger or something.
 

Alex

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Not to go backward when we should be moving forward in this wonderful thread, but I find this hard to believe. There are some large women at my gym, sure, but then there are some omg fucking amazing hot women, too. If I walked into the shower and one of those women was all soaping up her tits and ass, I would have a hard time controlling that particular physiological reaction. And I'm 33, not exactly a young man anymore.
Depending on what neighborhood you go to in SF, that could cause an instant cum explosion. The marina is full of nothing but very attractive and very fit women who exclusively wear yoga pants.