The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Hoss

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Maybe that's how you control it. Every time you feel it coming on (or up, as the case may be) just start fantasizing about one of the hambeasts eating a greasy Wendy's burger or something.
Hah, I was about to say the same thing. When I was in Jr high, this is how I controlled my random boners. Imagining having to bone the nastiest teacher in the school if she caught me with it. She looked a lot like phyllis from the office but wrinklier, and her personality was more like angela. All the way down to having Sears family photos of her cats on her desk. It would probably still work on me.
 

Tuco

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Araysar stop reporting harmless posts in this thread. Brekk's email service charges him a nickel for every reported post.
 

Khane

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Kuriin, how often do you go to non gay bars or clubs when you go out? When you go to one of the non gay venues, if it's tight quarters, do you get turned on at all when a straight man has to "squeeze" past you to get a drink or go to the bathroom? If yes, do you prefer if he squeezes past you with his ass facing you or his crotch? Have you ever copped a quick feel on said straight men?
 

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Araysar stop reporting harmless posts in this thread. Brekk's email service charges him a nickel for every reported post.
Move this thread to the appropriate forum then, it is NSFW and frankly offensive to me as a normal white heterosexual male.
 

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Are all gay men the biggest sluts on the face of the planet or just he ones I know? Also why are almost all gay men couples I know have one in his early to mid 20's and the other is in his late 40's early 50's? I know over a dozen gay couples and at least 90% of them are like this.
 

Tuco

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Move this thread to the appropriate forum then, it is NSFW and frankly offensive to me as a normal white heterosexual male.
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Blackyce

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Are all gay men the biggest sluts on the face of the planet or just he ones I know? Also why are almost all gay men couples I know have one in his early to mid 20's and the other is in his late 40's early 50's? I know over a dozen gay couples and at least 90% of them are like this.
Yes, because most of us don't feel we have to abide by the social mores of heterosexuals. I was partnered to my husband for 16yrs before he passed away this year and we entered into the relationship knowing that we wanted it to be open. Although in the beginning we were fairly exclusive, at about a year and a half into it, we decided that it was time to open it up.

As for the older/younger relationship, this is probably because unlike heterosexuals, we normally don't date in high school/college and it's mainly after we reach adulthood and graduate college that we start going to bars and dating. By then we have moved from social circles that are mainly people our own age to circles with a wide variety of ages. My partner was 12yrs older than me, just as most of the gay couples you know are.
 

Lenas

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Just admit that gay guys have commitment and promiscuity issues. Social mores, lol, I'm not faithful to my wife because society wants me to be.
 

chaos

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Any gay man who wants to sub in for Kuriin should be allowed. He's only one man, he can only take so much.
 

Blackyce

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Just admit that gay guys have commitment and promiscuity issues. Social mores, lol, I'm not faithful to my wife because society wants me to be.
Sorry I don't have committment issues. I spent 16yrs with my partner and spent almost all of February with him in the hospital before he passed away. NO FMLA for that one. Just me sucking it up because I needed to take care of my husband. I spent almost two weeks living in the hospital chair by his bed. Running home during the day to take care of our dog and cat and pick up his mother then bring her home and night and come back to be by his bedside. Please tell me more about these committment issues I have.

You need to realize that monogamy is a social construct brought to you by theology and nothing more. It's not an issue for me and many others who feel that love and devotion do not have to include monogamy.
 

iannis

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They're outcast from the conventional models. Why should they then choose to mimic what spurns them?

Its actually worse when they try. I've known a couple that settled into that. Just 2 dudes and they didn't fuck around with other dudes and that seemed to work for them. And yeah, one is about 10 years older than the other. But from what I understand they built that because it was the most stable for the two of them rather than starting there as an assumption. Not like I have a detailed history of their fucking relationship or anything, but i've known the younger one for a few years and it just seems that way.
 

Blackyce

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I would have to agree with Iannis. Just because many gay couples are open doesn't mean they aren't stable and we lack committment. On the other hand, there are many couples that do want a monogamous relationship and if it works for them, great. I just prefer not to follow the heterosexual standard.
 

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Hypothetical question for straight guys: You live in a society where being gay/bi is not looked down upon and is not discriminated against. A pill is invented that allows you to be attracted to other men just as much as you are attracted to women. Said pill has no negative side effects and the attraction to men is reversible simply by no longer taking the pill. Do you take it?

So its a lazy Sunday, you're feeling horny and feel like getting your dick sucked. Pull up the Grinder app and what do you know, about 10 guys in your area are looking to suck some dick. You pick the most desirable one and send a quick message, "hey wanna suck my dick?". He quickly replies "sure thing buddy". So you hop off the couch and out the door, not even bothering with a shower or grooming yourself. An hour later you're back home, dick freshly sucked, and oh by the way, this guy sucked dick with far more expertise than any women ever has. No drama. You didn't have to buy them dinner and try to impress them for hours, or days. If you so desire you never have to see, hear, or deal with this person ever again. No bullshit.

Could any of you honestly turn down this pill? Under the right circumstances I can why gay men turn into raging sluts. Most guys probably would turn into sluts but cant because their not rich or famous enough and bitches be crazy.