The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

Kuriin

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Sadly, none.

 

lurkingdirk

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Is that because the moment you have sex with them, they instantly become gay? You must have some mad skills.

 

Famm

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Kuriin_sl said:

Sadly, none.

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Is that like a goal or a fantasy for a lot of gay dudes?

 

OneofOne

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I had a gay buddy who said he slept with a lot of straight (bi-curious?) guys, including several I knew, though the bastard wouldn't tell me who. So I was just curious.

 

Famm

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Which means you hooked up with him.

 

OneofOne

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Oh totally.

 

Kuriin

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Haha. Nope. I've never had the fantasy of sleeping with astraightguy. However, I would do so much with Patrick Dempsey (mmMMMmmmM). Dempsey, McKellen, and Stewart in a fourway with me. Oh gawd. /shoot

 

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Well dude, I'm no Dan Savage so I am hardly the one to categorize people, but I highly doubt you can take a cock in the mouth and/or ass for pleasure and still call yourself straight. The terms gay and straight kind of start to lose meaning after a while. According to Kinsey almost no one is 100% one way or another anyway, and I would believe it.

 

lurkingdirk

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Watch out, Kuriin. Chaos has feelings for you.

 

Kuriin

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Would totally let Mormont plow me!

 

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Alive or zombie Mormont?

 

Kuriin

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Both. It would be interesting to experience warm Mormont and ice cold Mormont. Icy cold seed. Jinkies.

 

chaos

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Kuriin is too pretty for me, I'd feel judged the whole time.

 

lurkingdirk

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But I thought you already felt wholly inadequate at all times?

 

chaos

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Of course, but when you are having hot sex with a man, the assumption is that there is no room for such jibber jabber. Go big or go home, so to speak.

 

Kuriin

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We'll smoke a little weed, blow each other, and eat each other out before getting down to bizness!

 

Frenzied Wombat

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Kuriin_sl said:

We'll smoke a little weed, blow each other, and eat each other out before getting down to bizness!

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This almost makes me happy that my butt crack hair has gotten so thick it's almost woven itself into a dick/tongue proof Kevlar barrier. Probably my only innate defensive Otter skill should I ever be imprisoned.

 

Kuriin

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While I'm not THAT interested in crack hair, there are a ton of people out there (specifically bears and bear admirers) into the hair. So, you will never be protected from the clutches of bear-rape.

 

lurkingdirk

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This thread is incredibly informative!

 

OneofOne

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That's true, I never knew that. Didn't want to know it either. Hell I dislike a pussy that's too hairy.