The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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Kuriin_sl said:
We'll smoke a little weed, blow each other, and eat each other out before getting down to bizness!
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This is why I really wish I could be gay. No drama, no bullshit, just two dudes who know what they want.

Women are so difficult compared to this. But I love boobs and vaginas so much that I keep putting up with it
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Kuriin_sl said:
While I'm not THAT interested in crack hair, there are a ton of people out there (specifically bears and bear admirers) into the hair. So, you will never be protected from the clutches of bear-rape.
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Hair is nice,I love a big hairy guy but lots of ass hair is NOT!
 
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lurkingdirk_sl said:
Is that because the moment you have sex with them, they instantly become gay? You must have some mad skills.
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"Straight" guys do not go to bed with other guys. It would be like me going to bed with a woman and I cannot think of anything more repulsive. The best you'll get is giving them a head to climax and kissing is a definite NO.
 
iannis

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Holy christ, that's so disgusting.

I mean I get it, but that's so disgusting.

Dear Kuriin, why do my boogers look (and taste) like Tapioca?
 
Kuriin

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Trust me. When you guys have your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/dog eat your ass, it's heaven. It only heightens after you get jizz up your ass.
 
Deathwing

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I get the ass eating, I like doing it to my wife but I'll never ask her to do the same to me for hair reasons. But, I don't see how jizz adds to the experience for the one being eaten. Aside from a psychological standpoint.
 
Kuriin

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Nair your butthole or at least rub your hole with a bar of soap. It'll be clean. :p MAKE HER DO IT.
 
Deathwing

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I'd do that if not for the stories of chemical burns and irritation. As for the bar of soap, I'm insulted you don't think I do that anyway as part of my daily cleansing
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Cleanliness is only part of it, most people don't like tonguing a bed of hair.
 
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I'll second Kuriin on this, clean yourself up (and shave or at least trim if you're out of control) it is worth it. I found this out entirely too late in life. It's incredible (I can't comment on the jizz part but just the act itself is great). While you're at it trim the balls and get your ladies face down there. You're welcome.
 
Deathwing

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Not putting a razor near my genitals. I'll buzz my hair down with a pair of old clippers, but even that is problematic on those wrinklier parts.
 
Kuriin

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The reason why Nair most of the time burns down there is because people use the wrong kind. You need to use the sensitive skin stuff.

It looks like they don't make the one that I use anymore, which is sad. It's amazing.

Bikini Cream Sensitive Formula | Hair Removal Cream | NairT

^ That's a sensitive formula. I leave mine on for about 7 minutes (I have thick, coarse and dark hair) and wipe off with a wet rag in the shower. You're smooth for weeks. Prepare to never have skid marks again. :_P
 
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Kuriin_sl said:
The reason why Nair most of the time burns down there is because people use the wrong kind. You need to use the sensitive skin stuff.

It looks like they don't make the one that I use anymore, which is sad. It's amazing.

Bikini Cream Sensitive Formula | Hair Removal Cream | NairT

^ That's a sensitive formula. I leave mine on for about 7 minutes (I have thick, coarse and dark hair) and wipe off with a wet rag in the shower. You're smooth for weeks. Prepare to never have skid marks again. :_P
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Buy a Toto Washlet, set to "high pressure" and "pulsate", and you can have a pseudo ass eating experience any time of the day AND can be skid-mark free. I have a few at home and when the Gaybors were over for our HOA meeting they couldn't stop talking about how awesome my toilet was lol..
 
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What do you feel about manscaping to the max around the wiener? I do it sometimes and enjoy the cool air cresting around my mountain base, but not sure if other enjoy the look.
 
iannis

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Arch_sl said:
I'll second Kuriin on this, clean yourself up (and shave or at least trim if you're out of control) it is worth it. I found this out entirely too late in life. It's incredible (I can't comment on the jizz part but just the act itself is great). While you're at it trim the balls and get your ladies face down there. You're welcome.
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IT MAKES IT LOOK HUGE
 
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