Blackyce
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I love eating ass and having mine eaten out but I will not eat out a guy with jizz in his ass.
The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread
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Lithose
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Why in the fuck did I just watch this?
Which brings up an interesting question at least: how do you know if someone is a top or a bottom when hooking up? From that video I learned that there are some that are only ever going to be tops, so what would happen if two tops (or two bottoms) went home together? A bunch of frustration? Blow/hand jobs? Seems this is something that should be clarified up front before going home with someone, right?
Kuriin
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LOL. Just saw the "This Boy is a Bottom" -- wow, drag queens so funny.
@Aaron, I had sex with two twins in 5th grade (they were in 4th grade [obviously black]) and then I had sex with a 9th grader when I was in 7th grade. No women celebrities I would do. Yeuch. I would totally love McKellen, Dempsey, Stewart, and Clooney. MMMMMMM.
You can't really determine if someone's a top or a bottom until you actually get in the bedroom. If two tops or two bottoms go home together, it just won't work. Know how lesbians have sex? Yeah. No one does either.
@Aaron, I had sex with two twins in 5th grade (they were in 4th grade [obviously black]) and then I had sex with a 9th grader when I was in 7th grade. No women celebrities I would do. Yeuch. I would totally love McKellen, Dempsey, Stewart, and Clooney. MMMMMMM.
You can't really determine if someone's a top or a bottom until you actually get in the bedroom. If two tops or two bottoms go home together, it just won't work. Know how lesbians have sex? Yeah. No one does either.
iannis
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I have been researching this subject for most of my adult life and I have to admit that I'm no closer to a theory, much less a conclusion. Further research is required.
Orange is the New Black has a few (surprisingly) laugh-out-loud funny scenes dedicated to this topic. See! I told you scissoring isn't a real thing!
iannis
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I've known a couple of lesbians that take genuine pride in not owning a dildo. Enough to make a point of it to me, a person who IRL is perfectly content to not bring that shit up.
"Is that your sister? You favor."
"Hah! We wish!"
"Oooooh. I see."
"We don't use dildo's either."
Well... ok then. Thumbs up.
lesbians are weird.
"Is that your sister? You favor."
"Hah! We wish!"
"Oooooh. I see."
"We don't use dildo's either."
Well... ok then. Thumbs up.
lesbians are weird.
Frenzied Wombat
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Frenzied Wombat
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So what are the differences between the gay male "sugar daddy" type situation (house-boy I believe it's called?) and the standard male-female gold digger arrangement?
Frenzied Wombat
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So what does a House Boy do exactly, besides keeping the house and anus clean (which I'm guessing)?
Frenzied Wombat
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How do male hookers manage to get a hard on when the client in question is some ugly, old, fat beast? I get it for female hookers since all they have to do is spread their legs and toss the dude a lubed condom, but when you have to get Mr. Soldier to stand to attention when the person you're touching is gross..