The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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VariaVespasa_sl

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That's a lot of money for 20 minutes of not-work, back in 1985 dollars.

Gas was what? Like 60 cents a gallon.

Well, maybe like 80 in SF.
That was back when I was first starting to drive, so I remember that in 1982 in Spring, Texas, it was 10 gallons, 10 bucks to fill my Honda Civic.
 

Pasteton

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Wow I didn't realize how many straight dudes love anus.
Poop comes out the bumhole. Coliform bacteria, clostridium, pieces of corn, undigested protein shake. All in your mouth.
No thanks.
 

Loser Araysar

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Well this is fucking disgusting. I can't believe this is in general. "Monica" is a bannable word, but drinking cum out of assholes for 10 pages is OK because we don't want rerolled to turn into a soft porn site
 

Kuriin

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Wow I didn't realize how many straight dudes love anus.
Poop comes out the bumhole. Coliform bacteria, clostridium, pieces of corn, undigested protein shake. All in your mouth.
No thanks.
You know yeast forms in the vagina too, right?
 

Deathwing

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iannis

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Wow I didn't realize how many straight dudes love anus.
Poop comes out the bumhole. Coliform bacteria, clostridium, pieces of corn, undigested protein shake. All in your mouth.
No thanks.
So what you're saying is that it's like eating at Chipotle?
 

Hoss

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Wow I didn't realize how many straight dudes love anus.
Poop comes out the bumhole. Coliform bacteria, clostridium, pieces of corn, undigested protein shake. All in your mouth.
No thanks.
Not really. Pretty girls don't poop unless they're sick. Maybe you need to up your standards.
 

Wuyley_sl

shitlord
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From the Rav thread:

My butthole is the cleanest thing ever. It's not even prolapsed!
And this has probably already been asked but fuck it. Is it common for gay men to bleach their asshole and/or get it waxed/laser removed or does a bleached asshole look too much like a pussy and thus is undesirable?. Yes I know everyone is a special snow flake but I am curious as a general rule what is more attractive, "clean" assholes or "manly" hairy ones? I was recently exposed to the female bleach asshole and when hitting that shit from behind, it was quite marvelous to look at.
 

Kuriin

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I've heard that if I act like posters like you, I get something special. So, I did. Did I win anything?
 

Noodleface

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Kuriin pls change your avatar:

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LostCoder_sl

shitlord
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Kuriin, you need Jesus. Gay men do not have a place in heaven. Do you want to go to hell my friend? Repeat this prayer every morning after you wake up. Say it with your partner so that he can be saved too.

Lord, I come before you today in need of your healing hand. In you all things are possible. Hold my heart within yours, and renew my mind, body, and soul.

Dear Lord of Mercy and Father of Comfort,

You are the One I turn to for help in moments of weakness and times of need. Psalm 107:20 says that you send out your Word and heal. So then, please send your healing Word to me and my partner. In the name of Jesus, drive out all kinds of homosexuality from my body and my partner, so we can go back to living as straight men.

Dear Lord, I ask you to turn this weakness into strength, suffering into compassion, sorrow into joy, and pain into comfort for others. May my faith and trust in your goodness and hope in your faithfulness stay strong, even in the middle of this suffering. Let me be filled with patience and joy in your presence as I wait for your healing touch.

Please restore me to full health and leave no trace of homosexuality behind, dear Father. Remove all fear and doubt from my heart by the power of your Holy Spirit, and may you, Lord, be glorified through my life.

All of this I pray in the name of Jesus Christ.

Amen.

 

OneofOne

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^^ solid advice. Repent your ways you sodomite lest the fury of the Lord is released upon you!