The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

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iannis

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I would eat a yard of her shit, just to lick the hole it came out of.

Don't care for getting them. Shit tickles. Some women though -- you just wanna suck the farts out.

And then some you very very much do not.
 
OneofOne

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The thought of licking an anus, I don't care HOW clean it is, fills me with revulsion. Much like I should imagine a gay guy feels about eating out a pussy?
 
Deathwing

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Not a gay guy, but I'm going to guess that's a bad analogy because one of those things is (mostly)gender specific and the other isn't.
 
Khane

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OneofOne_sl said:
The thought of licking an anus, I don't care HOW clean it is, fills me with revulsion. Much like I should imagine a gay guy feels about eating out a pussy?
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You've never, not even once in your life, saw a woman so fucking hot you thought to yourself "I would like her asshole"?
 
Kuriin

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OneofOne_sl said:
The thought of licking an anus, I don't care HOW clean it is, fills me with revulsion. Much like I should imagine a gay guy feels about eating out a pussy?
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Wow. Completely different comparison. How about a straight man sucking a cock to a gay man eating out pussy? Both genders have assholes, last I checked.
 
OneofOne

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Kuriin_sl said:
Wow. Completely different comparison. How about a straight man sucking a cock to a gay man eating out pussy? Both genders have assholes, last I checked.
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How is it different? As a gay man, do you think eating pussy is awesome fun and you want to do it a lot? No? That's how I feel about eating an asshole.

And no Khane, I've never been tempted to. Shit comes outta there - same reason I'm not interested in sticking my dick in a pooper. If you like either one, more power to you, but I can't do it. Zero interest.
 
Deathwing

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OneofOne_sl said:
How is it different? As a gay man, do you think eating pussy is awesome fun and you want to do it a lot? No? That's how I feel about eating an asshole.
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If you're not going to realize the effect a gender-specific organ can have in your comparison, why even ask the original question? Might as well compare eating ass to watching someone lance a boil. Because that's how I feel about someone chewing with their mouth open.
 
OneofOne

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Deathwing_sl said:
If you're not going to realize the effect a gender-specific organ can have in your comparison, why even ask the original question? Might as well compare eating ass to watching someone lance a boil. Because that's how I feel about someone chewing with their mouth open.
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Except you know, this is the gay thread, and not the lancing a boil thread or chewing with their mouth open thread.
 
iannis

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You gotta try it, One.

Just flip her over and dive in there.

You don't ask. You don't "talk about it". You don't THINK about it. You just do it.

ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE. You and me baby we ain't nothin but mammals.

There is quite literally nothing in the world that is like a good monkey fuck.
 
Hoss

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I like the way a chick squirms when you flip her over and start licking her asshole. I guess the dominance assertion comes when you make her kiss you. That's only a couple steps away from ATM.

I also like eating a girl doggy style and putting my nose in her asshole.
 
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